[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

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Pastor Ezekiel, I shall pray that the Coq Au Vin you are served there is the crowing variety of cock and not the flowing variety.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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What is it about the slopes that makes them fascinated by the effluvium of humanity?

Genesis 38:9-10 And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother. And the thing which he did displeased the Lord: wherefore he slew him also.

God bless

[WWJDnow]

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I'm surpised he didn't use a little nutmeg.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Well the slants have found a new way of enraging Jesus, and I'm sorry to say I was witness to it. Some jap invited me to be a judge at what I thought was going to be a Bible Recitation contest. Once inside, the doors are bolted and THIS is what happened next.

World Record in Japan: Largest Orgy

Japan has successfully set a new world record. Having 250 men and 250 women who commenced to have sex in the same place at the same time, completing the world biggest orgy ever!

The Orgy, which can be purchased on DVD, was held in a warehouse with a professional camera crew taking pictures and recording the entire event, which was pretty hot and sticky.

Imagine what it must be like to come stumbling across a room filled with 500 people having oral sex and screwing their brains out. Not to bad a way to end your day huh?

It all seemed a little too organized for our personally liking but leave it to the Japanese to accomplish a goal. Especially if it had anything to do with naked women and sex.

The entire event was actually filmed and available for purchase on DVD (NSFW!) for around $40.

[IreneS]

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Well the slants have found a new way of enraging Jesus, and I'm sorry to say I was witness to it. Some jap invited me to be a judge at what I thought was going to be a Bible Recitation contest. Once inside, the doors are bolted and THIS is what happened next.

I wonder why so many of those women seem to have little square pieces of paper attached to their nipples

[Attila's Wife]

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I wonder why so many of those women seem to have little square pieces of paper attached to their nipples

Are they post-it notes with their names and entry numbers on?

Pastor Zeke, I don't see any men in that photo. Were they at the other end of the room? Or is the claim that there were 250 men and 250 women just a cover-up (not an appropriate expression, in the circumstances!) for a rug-munching fest?

Yours, in the prayer closet,
AW

[MitzaLizalor]

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I wonder why so many of those women seem to have little square pieces of paper attached to their ..etc

They are probably testosterone patches

DO NOT CLICK

I can't believe that women who do not need it would ever take testosterone as an aphrodisiac. There is an art festival coming up soon here and there are Japaneses available whom I could ask for you. Well, I already asked them but they took all my liqueur for cocktails and became very unreliable I can tell you but some of them are quite artistic in a heathen sort of way I dread to think what happens with a brush in their hand I avoid them at all times.

I hope that is helpful.

[Alvin Moss]

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My father made it his mission to kill all those people back in the 1940's by dropping bombs on them.

Clearly, his efforts were not successful and the worst of them survived.

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

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I wonder why so many of those women seem to have little square pieces of paper attached to their nipples

Irene,

I was able to find about 25 photos of these Japanipples where their nubile, perky baby feeders were covered by these black pieces of paper. It must be a local disease. I was going to post them here but then I thought, "The men won't want to see this stuff; it should be discussed in the women's area." But then, oddly enough, Mother said I shouldn't do it. I always listen to Mother. Can't you just hear the menfolk here complaining if I had done so?

Your Friend,

NRL

[IreneS]

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Naomi, You could always send them to me by PM, then the menfolk won't need to know about it.

[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

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All right, ENOUGH IS ENOUGH ALREADY!!

This is supposed to be a sanctuary for the men away from the shrill incessant yapping of the simple-minded womenfolk.

Now, I'm not singling anyone out, I am speaking to all you broads who have forgotten you ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE.

You seem to have forgotten the backhand of your fathers and husbands, who seem to have been remiss in their duties lately. If they have gotten lazy, tell them I will be glad to spank all of you. It's time to make things right.

[IreneS]

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Yes please, Dr Snyde.
And I'll never look in this part of the forums again.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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Well the slants have found a new way of enraging Jesus, and I'm sorry to say I was witness to it. Some jap invited me to be a judge at what I thought was going to be a Bible Recitation contest. Once inside, the doors are bolted and THIS is what happened next.

I doubt that the japs have broken any world records here. The population at the time of God's wrath at Sodom and Gomorrah is estimated to be between 600 and 1200.

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Estimated population at the time of the destruction was between 600-1200.
…

http://www.accuracyingenesis.com/sodom.html

Other punishments in the Bible (KJV1611) for sexual orgies gives us some indication of what awaits the japs (as if the recent tsunami and accompanying nuclear radiation were not enough).

And Israel abode in Shittim, and the people began to commit whoredom with the daughters of Moab. And they called the people unto the sacrifices of their gods: and the people did eat, and bowed down to their gods. And Israel joined himself unto Baal-peor: and the anger of the Lord was kindled against Israel. And the Lord said unto Moses, Take all the heads of the people, and hang them up before the Lord against the sun, that the fierce anger of the Lord may be turned away from Israel. And Moses said unto the judges of Israel, Slay ye every one his men that were joined unto Baal-peor.

- Numbers 25:1-5

As if the orgy was not enough to anger Jesus, the finale was topped off by a massive spilling of seed.

zoom ups on various individuals and ejaculations on the breasts to complete the production

http://www.jlist.com/product/OPEN0604

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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The Japs have now invented a machine that steals a man's precious seed! And they're all over the ornamental countries! Imagine my surprise when I stepped onto this contraption to get weighed and instead got sexually assaulted! I'm standing there reading the directions on the screen, and while my attention was diverted, the thing managed to unzip me, expose my tallywhacker, and milked it dry!

I tried it a few dozen times at various places around the orient, and the result was the same each time. Now I suppose the chinks will start producing clones in my image.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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THIS is what happens in the godforsaken island I do my ministry in. These depraved slants don't even have the godly guts to use a Smith and Wesson to do God's work!

Japanese girl band AKB48 attacked with a saw at fan event

Two members of the hugely successful band, Rina Kawaei and Anna Iriyama, taken to hospital with hand and head injuries

Two members of the Japanese girl group AKB48 were taken to hospital after being attacked by a man wielding a saw at one of the band's meet-the-fans events, police said on Monday.

Rina Kawaei, 19, and Anna Iriyama, 18, both broke bones in their right hands and received cuts on their arms and heads caused by the 50cm (20in) saw at the event in Iwate in northern Japan.

Reports said the attack came after a mini concert early on Sunday afternoon as fans were lining up to shake hands with performers inside booths.

Kawaei and Iriyama were inside the same booth when a man in the queue suddenly produced a saw, the Yomiuri daily said.

Fans told Japanese media they heard a shriek, apparently from one of the young women, saying "stop it!".

Some of the 100 or so staff and security guards at the event pounced on the attacker and held him until police arrived, reports said.

One fan said Kawaei was covered in blood when she was taken away by medics to a waiting ambulance.

A 24-year-old man, identified as unemployed Satoru Umeta, was arrested on suspicion of attempted murder, police said.

"We have started questioning the suspect this morning to know details, including his motive," a detective with Iwate prefectural police told AFP.

AKB48 is part talent show, part pop act, a venture in which a pool of more than 100 girls and young women compete for a spot in the limelight when each new hit is released.

The group – one of the most successful acts of all time in monetary terms – is built on being accessible to its legion of fans, appearing at regular events all over the country to shake hands and pose for pictures, as well as on social networking sites.

Members must strive constantly for popularity if they wish to retain their spot, and girls who contravene strict rules – such as having boyfriends – are dropped back into the general talent pool.

Where line-up changes often sound the death-knell for musical acts, the frequent rotation of AKB's members is key to keeping them at the top of Japan's pop scene.

Fans are currently voting for the girl they want to lead the collective for the next year, using ballot slips only available with the purchase of their newest single. The results will be announced in a nationally televised extravaganza on 7 June.

Why aren't they voting for Jesus, instead of these rice-chomping, buck-toothed whores? This is why I need you all to double your Love Offerings, so I can travel with a complete security detail!