[Brother_Percy]

Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

a woman's orgasm also increases the likelihood of conception.

Garbage and nonsense! A woman's orgasm increases the likelyhood of conceiving RETARD CHILDREN! As does having intercourse during the woman's menstration. Every True Christian™ knows this, you sick perverted freak!

[Andreas Ivanschitz]

Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

This is all nice, but, do you have any proof of what you are saying?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

This is all nice, but, do you have any proof of what you are saying?

Of course we do Andy. Ever read the Bible?

I mean the REAL Bible, the KJV1611 Authorized Version. Not that Greek Orthodox garbage.

[Brother_Percy]

Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

This is all nice, but, do you have any proof of what you are saying?

Listen Lady, we have already discussed in this thread that the so-called female 'orgasm' can be likened to having a series of epileptic seizures, no doubt damaging the baby BEFORE it is even conceived!

You don't need to have some fancy degree in baby-making to know that spastics make spastics! It's a well known fact that women with retardations have retarded kids. The so-called female orgasm is nothing more than epilepsy for perverts! Kids created during these disgusting 'fits' will be born retarded perverts too. That's just common sense. So what's you're point?

[Ebenezer Wright]

Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

Fresh News:

This is just more proof that the female orgasm is nothing but a tool of the devil.

Women should obviously keep away from such things altogether!

Evil Orgasm

Woman Suffers Orgasm-Related Stroke

Sex triggered a life-threatening stroke in a healthy 35-year-old Illinois woman, her doctors report.

"This young woman ... while having intercourse had numbness on the left side of her face, slurred speech, and weakness in her left arm," Biller tells WebMD. "When she was transferred to our care six hours after onset, she was completely unable to move her left arm, her face was paralyzed, her speech was garbled, and she was in a state of panic."

When will people learn that sex is for making babies! It has nothing to do with pleasure or fun! In fact, if you are getting pleasure out of it, YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG!

"In one of the cases we presented, it is a little embarrassing, one woman had stroke onset coincident with orgasm and having this sort of spontaneous guttural utterance or moan," Cucchiara tells WebMD.

Disgusting!

Learn from this people!!

[Marshall]

Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

That is just sick. Who ever heard of a woman enjoying making babies?

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

That all depends on how forcefully you sneeze.

If your blowin snot with your orgasm you should haul ass to the clinic.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

Making Soldiers for Christ is a duty. A duty that may require at least partial, shameful nudity. As such, it should be done in the dark, so neither the husband nor the wife catches even a glimpse of the others nether regions. Especially the good True Christian™ wife, who should never be subjected to the sight of her True Christain™ so shamefully stricken with an engorged part.

The act itself should be performed quickly, silently, and grimly. If possible, it should uncomfortable to one or both partners. Pleasure is to be avoided, not sought out. The only sensation either should receive is the nausea the True Christain™ wife will feel a short time later when her True Christian™ husband's seed has found purchase in her sacred uterus, and the beauty of Morning Sickness is upon her! Glory!

I apologize for the vulgarity in this post, but sometimes we must use difficult language when describing our Chritian duties.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

Making Soldiers for Christ is a duty. A duty that may require at least partial, shameful nudity. As such, it should be done in the dark, so neither the husband nor the wife catches even a glimpse of the others nether regions. Especially the good True Christian™ wife, who should never be subjected to the sight of her True Christain™ so shamefully stricken with an engorged part.

The act itself should be performed quickly, silently, and grimly. If possible, it should uncomfortable to one or both partners. Pleasure is to be avoided, not sought out. The only sensation either should receive is the nausea the True Christain™ wife will feel a short time later when her True Christian™ husband's seed has found purchase in her sacred uterus, and the beauty of Morning Sickness is upon her! Glory!

I apologize for the vulgarity in this post, but sometimes we must use difficult language when describing our Chritian duties.

I have previously expounded on this subject, and I will share my expertise again for the benefit of all:


God is always watching you. Always. When copulating with your wife, be certain to keep it as clean as possible. You are, after all, forcing God to watch porn. Your pecker belongs in your wife's whisker biscuit--DO NOT PUT IT ANYWHERE ELSE. Make sure you're doing it missionary style and cover up as much as possible. I like to wear a Cosby sweater and long johns.



Keep the dialogue crisp and entertaining. No pizza delivery guy or naughty nurse scenarios. These are porn clichés. God's sick of them.

Since God is watching you bumping fuzzies with your wife, GET IT OVER WITH AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. A commercial break during Matlock should provide you with ample time to create a Christian.

So be mindful of God's presence when parting the Pink Sea, guys. Also, be mindful of my presence. I'll be watching through your bedroom window to make sure you are doing it right. Praise Jesus.

[Melbran]

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If God didn't want a woman to orgasm, wouldn't He have not given her the ability??

[Ebenezer Wright]

Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

If God didn't want a woman to orgasm, wouldn't He have not given her the ability??

God gave you the abiltity to cut your own throat. Do you also do that?

[Melbran]

Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

God gave you the abiltity to cut your own throat. Do you also do that?

Not yet

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

Not yet

Well, there's no time like the present, you God-mocking whore!

[Melbran]

Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

Well, there's no time like the present, you God-mocking whore!

Aaron, you are so ugly, I can't believe you are allowed to leave the house. Your words mean nothing, your face is too distracting and you look like a pedophile.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Aaron, you are so ugly, I can't believe you are allowed to leave the house. Your words mean nothing, your face is too distracting and you look like a pedophile.

Nice to meet you too, slut. I hope you got your fill posting in our Godly forum, because you are done.

Let me just find a Pastor and we'll just call it a night.