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  • Wide-Open
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    Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

    Originally posted by Maggoty Old Crone View Post
    One of the wonderful things about the female body is that it's capable of multiple orgasms during a single session of love-making.
    Sure. And later they'll say they were able to FAKE multiple.. thingies.

    Look. We had this discussion before, and you just stooped to insulting my late wife.

    Female orgasms are a myth, period. It's not like they can spill seed on rocks or anything. (and NO DON'T YOU DARE!!!! ).
    TBH, if it was not for baby making, most decent people wouldn't be bothered. All this hoopla for a thimble-ful of starch, I really don't get it.

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  • eliot mayfield
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    What does female paper folding have to do with baby making? You people are making no sense!

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  • Old Iron Crotch
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    Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
    I'm afraid that's a dangerous proposition. What if the woman has an orgasm slightly before her man? And then she says, "I'm done, I don't want to do this any more." How will she be able to make more warriors for Christ? Can't you see that that is almost as bad as having multiple abortions?

    One of the wonderful things about the female body is that it's capable of multiple orgasms during a single session of love-making.

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  • Nobar King
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    Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

    Originally posted by Maggoty Old Crone View Post
    Done correctly, it's enjoyed by both parties - sometimes ending with simultaneous orgasms.
    I'm afraid that's a dangerous proposition. What if the woman has an orgasm slightly before her man? And then she says, "I'm done, I don't want to do this any more." How will she be able to make more warriors for Christ? Can't you see that that is almost as bad as having multiple abortions?

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  • Old Iron Crotch
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    Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

    Originally posted by Herr_Doktor Phd. View Post
    Done correctly: hard thrusting under the sheets with three ply of flannel night gowns and the lights out.

    When she says, "Oh Lordy, can you stop, just get it out!" Then you know the seed has been sown for another of Christ's warriors.

    If both parties are red and raw by the experience, then this is all for the greater good as this will act as deterrent for wanton fornication.
    Done correctly, it's enjoyed by both parties - sometimes ending with simultaneous orgasms.

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  • Herr_Doktor Phd.
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    Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

    Originally posted by Maggoty Old Crone View Post
    Not if it's done right.
    Done correctly: hard thrusting under the sheets with three ply of flannel night gowns and the lights out.

    When she says, "Oh Lordy, can you stop, just get it out!" Then you know the seed has been sown for another of Christ's warriors.

    If both parties are red and raw by the experience, then this is all for the greater good as this will act as deterrent for wanton fornication.

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  • WilliamJenningsBryan
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    Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

    Originally posted by snottyduck View Post
    My thoughts exactly, because they fail at it they complain it's all the fault of the women, of course it's not, if you are open with your wife/girlfriend then you can give her much pleasure, if you don't I wouldn't be surprised if she traded you in for another men.
    Well first off, the "female orgasm" has found no useful purpose. Secondly, women don't give men an orgasm so why should men give women one?

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  • SUV
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    Originally posted by snottyduck View Post
    Friends, are we here to find Jesus or to constantly change my nickname??
    What do you think?

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  • Dancing With Myself
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    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    I prefer to think of it as: If a woman is not having orgasms, it's to her husband's credit.
    Coming from a man with experience.

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  • revrggreen
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    Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

    Originally posted by Maggoty Old Crone View Post
    Not if it's done right.
    I have heard tales that some secular women think unpure thoughts, and get 'wet' before sex. I also heard that this makes their vaginal stinks like rotten fish. To me this is disgusting!

    It sounds as though UnGoldy women either urinate themselves, or have some sort of perverted discharge, to make the sex-act less painful, so they can continue their perversity for longer. No Godly woman should be 'wet' during sex. Your wife should be completely dry during sex, and sex SHOULD hurt. It will prepare them for the pain they are to expect in child-birth. If my wife had ever been 'wet' down there when we made our children, she would have been beaten, and would have deserved it.

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  • Wide-Open
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    Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

    Originally posted by Maggoty Old Crone View Post
    Not if it's done right.
    Shoo Demon!

    That was so filthy, I had to throw up a little through my nose.

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  • Old Iron Crotch
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    Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

    Originally posted by revrggreen View Post
    Remember sex is very painful for women,

    Not if it's done right.

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  • VictoryOS
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    Thank you Sister Thumper. Your kind words really do mean a lot to me.

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  • Daisy Mae Johnson
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    Sister Victory you are beautiful to us and to JESUS.

    That is all that matters.

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  • VictoryOS
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    Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

    Originally posted by Higher Love View Post


    maybe i like indentions, just like you like a trckload of fries a day
    How dare you make a comment like that! Yes, I may be a few pounds overweight. But I assure you it is 99% because of my diabetic condition. I adhere to a strict diet set up by my doctor, and I promise you a "trckload" of fries is not included in that diet. Here I am, having finally worked up the courage to post my picture online to share with my friends and make my posts seem more personal by putting a face to them, and you have the nerve to put me down for my appearance? I may have to have my left leg removed due to complications involving my condition. I'm just giving you a heads up on that so you can prepare some witty material ahead of time.

    Unsaved scum.

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