[StreetPreacherLew]

Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

Haha no orgasm, no sex, no drink, no drugs?? ye are just takin away everythiong fun, look just cos ye're daddys beat ye, dont be upset ok

Pops was just following what the Good Book said in Proverbs. It's sicko perverts like you who think the only way to have fun is a drunken, hookah-fest orgy! Why don't you pick up the KJV and read Song of Solomon sometime if you want REAL fun! Or hang out outside Arco Arena and hand out Gospel tracts to those godless drug-addicts going to see Jordin Sparks in concert. THERE'S a good time, lemme tell ya.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

Definitely a Quaker

Haha no orgasm, no sex, no drink, no drugs?? ye are just takin away everythiong fun, look just cos ye're daddys beat ye, dont be upset ok

[AubreyO'Connel]

Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

Haha no orgasm, no sex, no drink, no drugs?? ye are just takin away everythiong fun, look just cos ye're daddys beat ye, dont be upset ok

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

She suggested that if these "organisms" did happen, women would be off all over the place fornicating left, right and center with anyone who came to hand, male or female! She added that this could not possibly be part of God's Plan!

Amen, Brother Bathfire. Mr. Rogers (may he rest in peace) was a very generous husband; however, he never left one of these grubby "organisms" within my private parts (please forgive my crude language), nor gave me one for my birthday, hidden within a birthday card. Therefore, I too doubt their existence.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

you guys are pathetic, its just an orgasm. its a normal body function. you people act like its a sin to have one. yet who gave you that function? GOD not satan or anyother being. God gave you the ability to have an orgasm. why? i believe its so we will want to have sex thus creating babies and keeping the species alive.

ooo omfg dildos....crybabies, sure it may not be normal sex but those who choose to use them are probably not christians so who cares?
if you people find all this so disgusting then quit making forums about it! you only bring this on yourselves by doing so. if you want to learn more about the subject then go ask your wife...-____- stupid as hell...

I considered your proposition and asked Mrs Bathfire. Once she had recovered from the initial shock, she confirmed that nothing vaguely answering the descriptions given has ever happened to her. She suggested that if these "organisms" did happen, women would be off all over the place fornicating left, right and center with anyone who came to hand, male or female! She added that this could not possibly be part of God's Plan!

[HamBoneEmo:D]

Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

you guys are pathetic, its just an orgasm. its a normal body function. you people act like its a sin to have one. yet who gave you that function? GOD not satan or anyother being. God gave you the ability to have an orgasm. why? i believe its so we will want to have sex thus creating babies and keeping the species alive.

ooo omfg dildos....crybabies, sure it may not be normal sex but those who choose to use them are probably not christians so who cares?
if you people find all this so disgusting then quit making forums about it! you only bring this on yourselves by doing so. if you want to learn more about the subject then go ask your wife...-____- stupid as hell...

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

I still don't even understand the title of this thread.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

What if you make whoopie in the kitchen, but no kitchen implements are used? Except the counter we used as a bed?

I'm pretty sure there is something in Leviticus against that.
Yes, the 15th chapter if I'm correct.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

If you make them happy, they'll want to have sex with you.

They'll do it because it is the Christian duty. Their selfish pleasure has nothing to do with sex. A TRUE Christian™ home is not some brothel with a non-stop orgy going on inside. They can lay down and think of Jesus the eleven or so times they are required to procreate.

[Deaner]

Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

If you make them happy, they'll want to have sex with you.

Matt, stop being a sucker and turn your life over to Christ. Making a woman happy is impossible because they have no idea what they're talking about. That's why God tells them to shutup and submit.

[Baphomet]

Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

Since when did it become their decision to have sex?

If you make them happy, they'll want to have sex with you.

[Baphomet]

Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

I am going to rebuke several people here and some of you may resent it, but it's for your own good. I apologize to the true Christians ™ in advance, but this is too much!

You should not know how a cooter smells!!! Your nose should be no where near it! I rebuke thee!
Kitchen implements should not be involved either!

Have you been watching television? Desperate housewives? Sex in the city? Dick Van Dyke?
You need to sit down, open a Bible and start reading again!
Consider thyself rebuked harshly!!!!

What if you make whoopie in the kitchen, but no kitchen implements are used? Except the counter we used as a bed?

[Marshall]

Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

Since when did it become their decision to have sex?

Thats an excellent question Brother.
Women should simply submit at the behest of their man.
It's not like the woman is going to run out, it's a renewable resource. As Jesus commands.

[Deaner]

Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

Did you know that the better you please a woman, the more likely they'll have sex with you?

Since when did it become their decision to have sex?

[eliot mayfield]

Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

I am going to rebuke several people here and some of you may resent it, but it's for your own good. I apologize to the true Christians (tm) in advance, but this is too much!

You should not know how a cooter smells!!! Your nose should be no where near it! I rebuke thee!
Kitchen implements should not be involved either!

Have you been watching television? Desperate housewives? Sex in the city? Dick Van Dyke?
You need to sit down, open a Bible and start reading again!
Consider thyself rebuked harshly!!!!