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  • Nobar King
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    Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

    That was a nice post, but this is a Baptist forum, not a Catholic forum.

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  • Liberation Theologia
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    Orgasm was devised by God as a trigger for the man to release the sacred fluids that will allow the perpetuation and growth of the faithfuls' flock. The Shepherd almighty knows it all, as he made us (almost) in his image, Amen.

    In the woman, it accomplishes no such function, and is most probably a vestigial anomaly (perhaps the pastors here could enlighten us about that. Was it part of the DNA that was transmitted through Adam's rib ?), one of the many ways through which Lucifer can gain such easy access to so many (though not all) of God's female creatures.

    The woman should never indulge in such petty satisfaction of the Earthly senses. A man should always to keep his mind on his goal as a genitor-ejaculator, and avoid paying his mate undue attention which may facilitate her indulgence in said transgression. Should he participate in the woman's depravation through sensual means, he shall be judged accordingly on the Day of Liberation.
    As such, it's only a distraction from Earthly afflictions and celestial aims, and it only makes the weaker sex blind to the cause of the proletariat, God's Only True People.

    God needs passionate females in his service, as the Revolution needs enraged women to achieve its raison d'etre. Remind them their body is not a toy, but a tool to be used by God and His Humble Servants. Let the women find their accomplishment through the higher means of Liberation Theology ! No pasaran por el camino del Cristo !

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  • The Raven
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    I absolutely refuse to believe that the guys here don't *pornographic language deleted*. That's the biggest lie EVAR. Liars! DOWNRIGHT LIARS.

    I don't know where that bs came from, but the *pornographic language deleted*is similar to a *pornographic language deleted*.
    The *pornographic language deleted* contains thousands of nerves, and is the most sensitive part of a womin's body. A female *pornographic language deleted* is not painful or seizure-like.
    A female *pornographic language deleted*is a surge of *pornographic language deleted* that vibrates through the body. I would imagine it is much like a male *pornographic language deleted*. It builds up *pornographic language deleted* and explodes. It is euphoric.

    Yes. i'm afraid *pornographic language deleted* are very natural. everyone partakes in *pornographic language deleted*. and everyone wants to.
    Last edited by Wide-Open; 10-10-2008, 06:07 AM. Reason: Made references to exploding cooters

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  • The Raven
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    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
    If a woman is not having orgasms, it's her fault.
    Just like it's a woman's fault for having a boy/girl.

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  • Kraut Fruit
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    I will post here, when I've finished crying

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Originally posted by Libra View Post
    Wasn't Jesus hebrew ? so wouldn't that make it God's language ?
    Or maybe Latin ?
    but defenitly NOT american, because that's not even a language
    English is
    First off, you are seriously mistaken about our Savior's racial profile. His father is God, so how does that make Him a damned joo? For more details, see THIS thread which discusses the matter in detail.

    Hebrew is not a language that was even spoken when Jesus was born.

    Latin is the language of the papists. They aren't even Christian.

    God chose to transmit the KJV1611 Bible in English, in anticipation of His True Christians(tm) discovering America. Things may have been different back then, but everyone knows that God loves America and has Blessed our nation above all others. Even Godless eurotrash harlots like you should know that!

    And by the way, you're going to receive infraction points again if you continue to neglect to properly CAPITALIZE God's favorite country: America!

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  • Jean Poole
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    Originally posted by Libra View Post

    *****Evil Pornographic Material!*******


    Liberal Wench, I would not be surprised if Jesus condemned you for this Satanic post!

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  • Lithium
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    Originally posted by Jean Poole View Post
    This isn't just any forum. This is God's Favorite Forum™! Jesus wants to read properly punctuated posts in his favorite language, American.
    Wasn't Jesus hebrew ? so wouldn't that make it God's language ?
    Or maybe Latin ?
    but defenitly NOT american, because that's not even a language
    English is

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  • Lithium
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    Originally posted by Aaron Portway View Post
    Maybe in godless Sweden or where ever you are from, dirty talk like this is OK, but not in our Godly forum. I hope none of the Ladies of Landover accidently come into this men-only forum and read your pornography!

    You are so hellbound it isn't even funny! You encourage you husband to look at your shameful lady parts! Disgusting!

    And please take the time to punctuate your filthy posts. They are offensive enough because of the content, but then all the spelling and grammatical error offend Jesus even more!
    I'm from Belgium so you know that now
    There is nothing pornografic about my post, I just used the words given to the subject, you even find them in a dictionary (try to look it up once)
    and I'm not an american so I think that's just normal that I don't get my spelling and grammar the correct way

    Oh and my body isn't shamefull it's how God made it so I'm really not ashamed of it
    And I don't encourage my husband to look at it, sometimes he asks me to allow him HAHA because he's not so narrow minded as you
    He actualy LOVES having intercourse (if you might prefer this word) with me and doing all sinfull stuff, like not doing the lights out
    If that brings us to hell when we die, than HELL YEAH because we had a great life then

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  • SayvedByTheLord
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    A typical comment to be expected from an Unsaved© illiterate slut.

    Take your syntactically ignorant posts over to a goth forum!


    Originally posted by christain-goth View Post
    It's a forum post, not an english essay

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  • Jean Poole
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    Originally posted by christain-goth View Post
    It's a forum post, not an english essay
    This isn't just any forum. This is God's Favorite Forum™! Jesus wants to read properly punctuated posts in his favorite language, American.

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  • christain-goth
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    Originally posted by Aaron Portway View Post
    Maybe in godless Sweden or where ever you are from, dirty talk like this is OK, but not in our Godly forum. I hope none of the Ladies of Landover accidently come into this men-only forum and read your pornography!

    I didn't see anything pornographic about her post, just saying that sex brings husbands and wives closer, which it does


    And please take the time to punctuate your filthy posts. They are offensive enough because of the content, but then all the spelling and grammatical error offend Jesus even more!
    It's a forum post, not an english essay

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  • Capt. Aaron Portway
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    Originally posted by Libra View Post
    Having sex just a act for creating children ? oh come on wich time do we live in ?
    it's pleasant, fun, exiting etc etc it's a wonderfull way for man and wife to get together, expres their love for eachother, be one for a moment
    and the orgasm for BOTH parties is GREAT
    You guys don't know what you are missing here, covered in the dark, as quick as you can ?
    I LOVE my man, he loves me, why cover up ? everything I am belongs to him
    He likes to look at me and it makes me feel special, having sex connects us even more than we are connected already

    you might try it someday, and you will see that there is more in life than only missionary and duty sex
    when it would be only meant for producing children than God would not have made it feel so good
    Maybe in godless Sweden or where ever you are from, dirty talk like this is OK, but not in our Godly forum. I hope none of the Ladies of Landover accidently come into this men-only forum and read your pornography!

    You are so hellbound it isn't even funny! You encourage you husband to look at your shameful lady parts! Disgusting!

    And please take the time to punctuate your filthy posts. They are offensive enough because of the content, but then all the spelling and grammatical error offend Jesus even more!

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  • Lithium
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    Having sex just a act for creating children ? oh come on wich time do we live in ?
    it's pleasant, fun, exiting etc etc it's a wonderfull way for man and wife to get together, expres their love for eachother, be one for a moment
    and the orgasm for BOTH parties is GREAT
    You guys don't know what you are missing here, covered in the dark, as quick as you can ?
    I LOVE my man, he loves me, why cover up ? everything I am belongs to him
    He likes to look at me and it makes me feel special, having sex connects us even more than we are connected already

    you might try it someday, and you will see that there is more in life than only missionary and duty sex
    when it would be only meant for producing children than God would not have made it feel so good

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  • Capt. Aaron Portway
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    Originally posted by Melbran View Post
    Aaron, you are so ugly, I can't believe you are allowed to leave the house. Your words mean nothing, your face is too distracting and you look like a pedophile.
    Nice to meet you too, slut. I hope you got your fill posting in our Godly forum, because you are done.

    Let me just find a Pastor and we'll just call it a night.

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