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  • Johny Joe Hold
    Mayor of Freehold
     
    • Feb 2010
    • 12820

    #1

    God Cares About the Super Bowl.

    We know the manly sport of football is the best expression we have of Christian male dominence. It should be part of every man's vocabulary and Sunday afternoon past times.

    What many do not know is God's interest in the sport. There is reason to believe all the praying done by players, gestures to heaven after touchdowns and kneeling on the field is something God notices.

    I hope every male in Freehold observes Super Bowl Sunday in the reverent way it is intended.
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
  • Levi Jones
    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
     
    • Jul 2009
    • 13930

    #2
    Re: God Cares About the Super Bowl.

    Amen, mayor.

    I know God cares who the winner is. That is why I will be praying for the Baltimore Ravens to be victorious on the field of spiritual battle against the faggots from San Francisco.
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748

      #3
      Re: God Cares About the Super Bowl.

      Those fags in San Francisco got enough encouragement when the Giant strap-ons won the World Series; the last thing they need is MORE encouragement.
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • Forest Spirit
        Unsaved trash, Repulsive pervert
        Investigation Ongoing
        • Dec 2009
        • 153

        #4
        Re: God Cares About the Super Bowl.

        The Niner's are going to win this challenge and I have a super bowl packed for them (me) for this occasion.
        Dog's are mans best friend .

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #5
          Re: God Cares About the Super Bowl.

          Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
          Amen, mayor.

          I know God cares who the winner is. That is why I will be praying for the Baltimore Ravens to be victorious on the field of spiritual battle against the faggots from San Francisco.
          Amen, brother. The Bible foretells us that when birds of opposite feather flock together, armaggedeon is upon us.

          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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