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GM foods, not from Cheverolet!!!!
GM foods means genetic modification has been done. Now, I am certain that since God commands that different crops not be planted in the same field, these GM crops must be Satanic Democratic Science! They have somehow crossed a fish with a tomato and got it to grow.
Maybe homeschooled isn’t enough these days and we need to push homegrown. I bet your wife and kids have enough free time to turn your lawn into a big ol’ garden! Then you won’t have to get out there in the heat and start that Snapper up and cut the lawn anymore either.
Not only will you not have to risk ingesting Satanic fishtomatoes, not have to cut the grass, but have more gas for your bass boat, and save money on food to tithe to the church!
I bet a used Snapper would bring enough money for a nice 12 gauge hunting gun too.
I’m sure the old gal will fall to her knees in gratitude for the chance to break out the old jars and put up some food for winter. Why we could even make a church social out of it!
Just think of all those ladies singing hymns and boiling jars and putting God’s goodness in glass for the winter!
And what about these modern cloths?
Can we be sure what’s in them? I say we invest in some looms and such and let the ladies remember how good their Grandmothers had it. I think I even know where to get some spinning wheels for a song. Why we could even plant some cotton fields and I bet the part time employees would just jump up and sing a song and break out a banjo and strum up a storm at the chance to get out in those fields like in the old days! They might even start to tap dance and play the spoons out of pure happiness!
I know I overheard in a chat room some folks talking about how the kids of the cleaners was getting into trouble and such. I bet their parents would love to see them working the fields and building strong bodies and going to bed tired from an honest days work, instead of passing out from Mad Dog 20/20 and Malt Liqour!
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