[TheWretch]

Re: Brothers, I need your help...I think my wife enjoys being seeded!

I seed the harridan as little as humanly possible these days, but just enough that I won't be cast into fire for failing the gruesome task set for me by Christ in the book of Genesis.

I found a relatively simple solution to the problem of her unseemly grunting and squeeling, however, I am loath to mention it in the forums right now, for fear of reprisal by secular law enforcement.

No go ahead. Liberals can't do crap here.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Brothers, I need your help...I think my wife enjoys being seeded!

My wife, Mrs. Hutchins, usually weeps uncontrollably before, during and after 'The Act". I assume it is "Tears of Joy for Jesus". Being it distracts me from 'Doing It", I often have to hold a pillow over her face.

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Brothers, I need your help...I think my wife enjoys being seeded!

No go ahead. Liberals can't do crap here.

Nay, my method is unorthodox in the extreme, and I shall speak no more of it in the open forums...

[JewPincher]

Re: Brothers, I need your help...I think my wife enjoys being seeded!

No go ahead. Liberals can't do crap here.

Keep a respectful tongue while you are speaking to a True Christian!

[rolledupboob]

Re: Brothers, I need your help...I think my wife enjoys being seeded!

I would suggest aversion therapy.

Get some apomorphine from your locale vet and give this to your wife just before you start with sex. You need to be quick because in about 5 minutes she will be agony with the cramps and the vomiting.

After you have done this 10 or 20 times she will have gone so off recreational sex that you will practically have to force her; I found this would speed the whole process along nicely and you would have extra time to vacate the room before she fouls herself.

YIC

True that Doctor, won't it kill her eventually though?

[rolledupboob]

Re: Brothers, I need your help...I think my wife enjoys being seeded!

Perhaps gay homo-rectal sex is fun for the moment. I also once chose to be a queer. God had a plan for me though. To save other sissies from His wrath.

Here is just a sample of what you can look forward to as long as you choose to pack mud.



Does any of this sound like fun, young man? Will you let Jesus Christ inside you tonight?

In Him

Heard of condoms baby? I'm sure all of you'll use it when you are at it, if you know what i mean??

[rolledupboob]

Re: Brothers, I need your help...I think my wife enjoys being seeded!

Secular scientists follow Satan's lies so of course they will give names to demonic occurrences. Also, can't you read? It clearly says "Men Only!" Your father has spared you too much.

To the original poster, have you tried beating this demon out of her? I know you were too exhausted to before but try increasing the frequency and harshness in your beatings. If my wife were to act in this way, her face would instantly meet my belt.

Be careful old man, she might "accidentally" kill you off in your sleep like the sweet ladies in this forum seem to do.

[rolledupboob]

Re: Brothers, I need your help...I think my wife enjoys being seeded!

My wife, Mrs. Hutchins, usually weeps uncontrollably before, during and after 'The Act". I assume it is "Tears of Joy for Jesus". Being it distracts me from 'Doing It", I often have to hold a pillow over her face.

woh man. I ll bet the law enforcement agencies don't call it tears of joy for jesus, and I' sure the reward you'll get for it won't be heaven . Just saying.
Have you thought of psychotherapy??

[Attila's Wife]

Re: Brothers, I need your help...I think my wife enjoys being seeded!

What have law enforcement agencies got to do with what happens between man and wife in the privacy of their own bedroom? What kind of fascsistiac state do you come from?

[JewPincher]

Re: Brothers, I need your help...I think my wife enjoys being seeded!

Be careful old man, she might "accidentally" kill you off in your sleep like the sweet ladies in this forum seem to do.

Ladies would never purposely kill a man. They wouldn't even lay a hand on us for they would be in for a beating they would never forget.

[rolledupboob]

Re: Brothers, I need your help...I think my wife enjoys being seeded!

What have law enforcement agencies got to do with what happens between man and wife in the privacy of their own bedroom? What kind of fascsistiac state do you come from?

Now now, In my country, people are arrested for indulging in same gender affairs. I'd bet you'd like that wouldn't you ?? Bet that's what all republicans like

[rolledupboob]

Re: Brothers, I need your help...I think my wife enjoys being seeded!

Ladies would never purposely kill a man. They wouldn't even lay a hand on us for they would be in for a beating they would never forget.

Not if you're dead they wouldn't.