[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Brothers, I need your help...I think my wife enjoys being seeded!

I believe this 'demon' is what scientists call an orgasm.

Scientists seem to have an innocent-sounding name for all manner of perversion and filth. I'm sure they have an innocent sounding name for whores and harlots as well. Being on your hands and knees, while some stranger pumps his seed into you from behind like a dog, howling and blaspheming for Satan is hardly the way a Christian lady should be providing her husband with offspring.

But I see you are a false Christian whore who doubtless has already given up her virtue to some sweaty gigolo in a back alley. Probably even indulging in sodomy in order to attract homogays.

God has given us the AIDS in order to fight your wicked slatternly behaviour. He may kill you tomorrow so fall to your knees in front of Jesus instead of the next man who wishes to use the sex ravaged husk you call a body for Satan's lust moments.

[JewPincher]

Re: Brothers, I need your help...I think my wife enjoys being seeded!

To MotherOfSeven: Aren't you a woman?
To:JewPincher: My father spares me not. If I do wrong I'm punished. This is just me voicing an opinion.

Obviously not. Telling you to stop doing something isn't punishment. If my daughters spoke to anyone, especially to MEN, like you do, they would know no mercy.

[TheWretch]

Re: Brothers, I need your help...I think my wife enjoys being seeded!

Get out of here, young lady. NOW! Sorry gentlemen for intruding, but someone has to keep these young harlots under control.

Yes, and I apologised for my intrusion, which you did not. Further, I am a True Christian ™ while you are Unsaved Trash. I also explained to the gentlemen why I had to intrude, and that was to attempt to drag you out kicking and screaming before the gentlemen here take more drastic action to get rid of you. I did it out of concern for your wellbeing, but you are too stupid to see that.

Maybe because you wrote it so tiny I couldn't see it. And either way how am I a harlot? I've never even held a guy's hand, never been kissed, a virgin. I'm not a harlot. And buy the way my mom and dad still take me shopping for appropriate clothing apparel. ( I apologize for intruding. Could you read this?)

[Mother Of Seven]

Re: Brothers, I need your help...I think my wife enjoys being seeded!

To MotherOfSeven: Aren't you a woman?

Yes, and I apologised for my intrusion, which you did not. Further, I am a True Christian (tm) while you are Unsaved Trash. I also explained to the gentlemen why I had to intrude, and that was to attempt to drag you out kicking and screaming before the gentlemen here take more drastic action to get rid of you. I did it out of concern for your wellbeing, but you are too stupid to see that.

[TheWretch]

Re: Brothers, I need your help...I think my wife enjoys being seeded!

To MotherOfSeven: Aren't you a woman?
To:JewPincher: My father spares me not. If I do wrong I'm punished. This is just me voicing an opinion.

[Mother Of Seven]

Re: Brothers, I need your help...I think my wife enjoys being seeded!

I believe this 'demon' is what scientists call an orgasm.

Get out of here, young lady. NOW!

Men Only! We make Promise Keepers look like homers! No homosexuals or women allowed!

Sorry gentlemen for intruding, but someone has to keep these young harlots under control.

[JewPincher]

Re: Brothers, I need your help...I think my wife enjoys being seeded!

I believe this 'demon' is what scientists call an orgasm.

Secular scientists follow Satan's lies so of course they will give names to demonic occurrences. Also, can't you read? It clearly says "Men Only!" Your father has spared you too much.

To the original poster, have you tried beating this demon out of her? I know you were too exhausted to before but try increasing the frequency and harshness in your beatings. If my wife were to act in this way, her face would instantly meet my belt.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Brothers, I need your help...I think my wife enjoys being seeded!

Does your father know you talk like that?

[TheWretch]

Re: Brothers, I need your help...I think my wife enjoys being seeded!

I believe this 'demon' is what scientists call an orgasm.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Brothers, I need your help...I think my wife enjoys being seeded!

I don't really see what the problem is here. If a woman enjoys doing her chores, those chores are more likely to get done without you having to show her the back of your hand!

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Brothers, I need your help...I think my wife enjoys being seeded!

You live life to the fullest by having tons of sex for fun

Perhaps gay homo-rectal sex is fun for the moment. I also once chose to be a queer. God had a plan for me though. To save other sissies from His wrath.

Here is just a sample of what you can look forward to as long as you choose to pack mud.

Anal Cancer
Chlamydia trachomatis
Cryptosporidium
Giardia lamblia
Herpes simplex virus
Human immunodeficiency virus
Human papilloma virus
Isospora belli
Microsporidia
Gonorrhea
Viral hepatitis types B & C
Syphilis25

Does any of this sound like fun, young man? Will you let Jesus Christ inside you tonight?

In Him

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Brothers, I need your help...I think my wife enjoys being seeded!

Why is this idiot being allowed to bounce around our Holy Forum? He's obviously not here to talk about God.

[GAY AND STUPID]

Re: Brothers, I need your help...I think my wife enjoys being seeded!

you earn happiness by living life to its fullest. You live life to the fullest by having tons of sex for fun

[Didymus Much]

Re: Brothers, I need your help...I think my wife enjoys being seeded!

And here I am again Didymus, I haven't found a Christian Man who would stand my yapping (I'm afraid that the only solution will be to cut out my tongue; Matthew 18:8-9)...

There is another Biblical solution: Deuteronomy 22:28-29. Then he would have no choice (if he gets caught), you being an incessant yapper or not.

...I have ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA what in the world are you talking about!...

I'd be glad to help you understand. Do you have something smooth, non-porous, cylindrical with one rounded end, about 1" in diameter, at least 4-5" long, and a high resolution webcam?

[Basilissa]

Re: Brothers, I need your help...I think my wife enjoys being seeded!

Yet, you went ahead and did it anyway. Are you starting to enjoy the "corrections" your husband gives you?

And here I am again Didymus, I haven't found a Christian Man who would stand my yapping (I'm afraid that the only solution will be to cut out my tongue; Matthew 18:8-9). In the meantime, I'm following Mary's example (Luke 10:42; see also I Corinthians 7:34)

No, it's not. Are you sure you've read it?

I did and never found anything about it, but as a feeble woman how can I be sure?

You mean you've never found your Grafenberg spot?

I have ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA what in the world are you talking about! Whatever it is, it's probably disgusting. That's exactly why women should not come to men's forum! I'm out of here!