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  • Larry Lee
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    Re: POLL: Do women have souls?

    Interesting report, Brother Green.

    I tend to think that a squirt of "soul" passed from Adam to Eve at the time of creation, and as a result, when we're all together up in Heaven, Adam's going to want it back. Of necessity, our Loving God will need to save one out of every 350 women. The math gets a little tricky ... but who are we to question the ways of the Lord?

    Anyway, True Christian™ women will undoubtedly be given top priority for female salvation, and thus, I fully expect to embrace Sisters BTB and Tali in Heaven. (Sister M&M I'm a little doubtful about.)

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  • Pastor Isaac Peters
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    Originally posted by Maggoty Old Crone View Post
    That verse doesn't mean that the souls were in Jacob's sperm - it just means that Jacob was their male ancestor.
    Leave it to you to mangle language like that. So sorry, but "came out of" means "came out of," not whatever bizarre misinterpretation sounds P.C. to you. Also, if souls came from the mother as well, what would be the point in specifying only the male ancestor?

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  • Old Iron Crotch
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    Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
    Wrong:

    Exodus 1:5: And all the souls that came out of the loins of Jacob were seventy souls: for Joseph was in Egypt [already].

    That is, souls come out of the loins of the father, not the mother.
    That verse doesn't mean that the souls were in Jacob's sperm - it just means that Jacob was their male ancestor.

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  • Pastor Isaac Peters
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    Re: POLL: Do women have souls?

    Originally posted by M.O.C.
    It does no such thing.
    Wrong:

    Exodus 1:5: And all the souls that came out of the loins of Jacob were seventy souls: for Joseph was in Egypt [already].

    That is, souls come out of the loins of the father, not the mother.

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  • Old Iron Crotch
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    Re: POLL: Do women have souls?

    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    Do we look like savage and primitive Mennonites? Computers and electricity are Jesus gift to us, His chosen elect. We just aren’t such fools as the accept the Darwinist myth that their naturalistic process produced them.

    Since I have electricity and a computer, I guess I must be one of Jesus' elect. As must be every hacker, spammer, and virus generator.

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  • Old Iron Crotch
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    Re: POLL: Do women have souls?

    Originally posted by Dodger556 View Post
    Crone, what you are going to need to realize is that these things hate science and anything to do with it. They would rather have us live in the dark ages than live with electricity. (where does it say anything about computers in God's Book? Why are you on a computer, anyway??)

    Arguing with religious zealots is like arguing with a 3 year old, Thank God there are so few of them.

    I know - I just keep thinking that if even one of them sees the light, it will have been worth it.

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  • Dodger556
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    Sure, you say they're His gift to us now, but what about your sect back in the late 1800's and early 1900's? Judging by how this lot presents itself, I'd be sure to bet that your great great grandpa was toting electricity as "evil" and your grandpa declaring computers as "horrid things." It's funny, since you're using them now, claiming to be all innocent and such, how would your ancestors take that?

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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Originally posted by Dodger556 View Post
    Crone, what you are going to need to realize is that these things hate science and anything to do with it. They would rather have us live in the dark ages than live with electricity. (where does it say anything about computers in God's Book? Why are you on a computer, anyway??)

    Arguing with religious zealots is like arguing with a 3 year old, Thank God there are so few of them.
    Do we look like savage and primitive Mennonites? Computers and electricity are Jesus gift to us, His chosen elect. We just aren’t such fools as the accept the Darwinist myth that their naturalistic process produced them.

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  • Old Iron Crotch
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    Originally Posted by Maggoty Old Crone
    It does no such thing.

    How would you know, you don't have one?

    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    Since I shouldn't be the only one to have fun doing cut and paste just to reply my reply is in blue.

    I have both a soul and a copy of the Bible, so exactly what is it you think I lack?

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  • Dodger556
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    Re: POLL: Do women have souls?

    Crone, what you are going to need to realize is that these things hate science and anything to do with it. They would rather have us live in the dark ages than live with electricity. (where does it say anything about computers in God's Book? Why are you on a computer, anyway??)

    Arguing with religious zealots is like arguing with a 3 year old, Thank God there are so few of them.

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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Re: POLL: Do women have souls?

    Originally posted by Maggoty Old Crone View Post
    It does no such thing.

    How would you know, you don't have one?
    Since I shouldn't be the only one to have fun doing cut and paste just to reply my reply is in blue.

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  • Old Iron Crotch
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    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    DNA has what to do with a soul? The Bible clearly explains 100% of the soul comes with the sperm.

    It does no such thing.

    That is the part of the human that is the human.
    The part of the human that makes it human is DNA.

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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Originally posted by Maggoty Old Crone View Post
    BJ, I have explained to you how babies are made. The sperm contains half the DNA and the egg contains half. You have to have one of each to make a baby.
    DNA has what to do with a soul? The Bible clearly explains 100% of the soul comes with the sperm. That is the part of the human that is the human.

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  • Pastor Isaac Peters
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    Originally posted by Maggoty Old Crone View Post
    BJ, I have explained to you how babies are made. The sperm contains half the DNA and the egg contains half. You have to have one of each to make a baby.
    As we've already explained repeatedly, DNA is a secular myth that finds no support in Holy Scripture. In fact, DNA contradicts Genesis chapter 30, as surely as the Darwinist monkey cult contradicts Genesis chapters 1 and 2. Do I have to quote the relevant Bible verses yet again?

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  • Old Iron Crotch
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    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    Why? It is not like they have anything to do with the life creation process.

    BJ, I have explained to you how babies are made. The sperm contains half the DNA and the egg contains half. You have to have one of each to make a baby.

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