[TiffanyWillBlowYou]

Re: POLL: Do women have souls?

LMAO at all my ignorance! ^

[Deaner]

Re: POLL: Do women have souls?

How terrible you are content to be nothing but a brainless cumdumpster. Besides, I don't believe any gender is more superior than the other. We are all equal in the eyes of the Lord.

Sounds as if you got brains (or not). What's a cumdumpster?? While we're at it; do you know what a clitoris is... or an orgasm????

If this leaves you speechless, I can ask Mrs. Rogers. She knows everything about anything.

Have you met my best friend Jesus?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Besides, I don't believe any gender is more superior than the other. We are all equal in the eyes of the Lord.

Exactly how many genders do you think there are?

The word 'any' implies more than two. Did you mean 'either'? Please clarify.

[Zechariah Smyth]

How terrible you are content to be nothing but a brainless baby oven for Jesus. Besides, I don't believe any gender is more superior than the other. We are all equal in the eyes of the Lord.

Please tell me that you see the eye-watering irony in your pathetic post.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: POLL: Do women have souls?

We are all equal in the eyes of the Lord.

Can you back that up with Scripture, or is that something you and your coven made up?

[TiffanyWillBlowYou]

Re: POLL: Do women have souls?

"Logic" belongs to the Domain of Men™; we ladies ought not be worrying our small yet womanly brains about such matters. Indeed, thinking too much leads to the sprouting of mustaches, and we don't want that, do we? No, of course not! Looking lovely for the menfolk is our duty ... even at our old age, dear.

Follow my advice, and you'll be moving from "Maggoty" to "Marvellous" in no time!

How terrible you are content to be nothing but a brainless baby oven for Jesus. Besides, I don't believe any gender is more superior than the other. We are all equal in the eyes of the Lord.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Miss, you're post made me laugh and is a bright spot in all this filth. Guess these idiots fell asleep in health class.

You've replied to a witch who's been banned and is currently locked up in the Landover Baptist Hospital For The Possessed, more or less permanently.

Go report that to your master satan.

[TiffanyWillBlowYou]

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BJ, I have explained to you how babies are made. The sperm contains half the DNA and the egg contains half. You have to have one of each to make a baby.

Miss, you're post made me laugh and is a bright spot in all this filth. Guess these idiots fell asleep in health class.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: POLL: Do women have souls?

Why are people digging this up again?

Okay, personally I believe they have souls for the simple fact that God gave them rules (obey your husband, be a good mother, etc.). God does not give animals rules.

Now I may be completely wrong on this, I guess I'll find out on Judgement day whether or not there is going to be anyone serving refreshments as we're busy praising the LORD.

Amen, brother. It is just my humble opinion that women probably have souls, since God wants them to suffer. So it stands to reason that He wants some of them to suffer infinitely. Genesis 3:16 teaches that God wants women to suffer. What better way to multiply their suffering than to give them an immortal soul and cast it into Hell?

[The_Priest_Mattew]

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Woman do not have souls! And it will always be that way!

[Seth Campbell]

Re: POLL: Do women have souls?

Why are people digging this up again?

Okay, personally I believe they have souls for the simple fact that God gave them rules (obey your husband, be a good mother, etc.). God does not give animals rules.

Now I may be completely wrong on this, I guess I'll find out on Judgement day whether or not there is going to be anyone serving refreshments as we're busy praising the LORD.

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

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.Re Soles,We had them fooled with the right to vote and the quest for multiple orgasams But "SHOES" gave them mobility. We fukked up.

[joesnook]

Re: POLL: Do women have souls?

In my experience, i have found through dissection that women do not have souls, but do seem to have these Satanic pouches located above the lungs that seem to posses demonic liquids probably used during anal intercourse with black men.

[Brother Temperance]

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Realistically women should make the best of their lives on Earth if they're innevitable desetination is Hell.

I agree. What better way to spend your life on earth than cooking, cleaning, praying, reading the Bible, and making babies?

I agree and im a WOMAN hear me ROAR!

I'm a MAN, hear me TELL YOU TO GET BACK INTO THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME A SANDWICH!

[Warrior of God]

Re: POLL: Do women have souls?

As to the issue of women and souls. It is a tricky one...

I think there may well be a case to say certain women are granted one.
That may even be a devine merit system the Lord operates.
It may even have a lot to do with fulfilling their major functions under God's words.
Jeremiah possibly hints at this by using childbirth as a comparison to the woman's state in the quote, almost as though the allocation of a soul is a reward for tribulations...

Jeremiah 4:31
For I have heard a voice as of a woman in travail, and the anguish as of her that bringeth forth her first child, the voice of the daughter of Zion, that bewaileth herself, that spreadeth her hands, saying, Woe is me now! for my soul is wearied because of murderers.

as does

Genesis 35:16-19
And they journeyed from Bethel; and there was but a little way to come to Ephrath: and Rachel travailed, and she had hard labour. And it came to pass, when she was in hard labour, that the midwife said unto her, Fear not; thou shalt have this son also. And it came to pass, as her soul was in departing, (for she died) that she called his name Benoni: but his father called him Benjamin. And Rachel died, and was buried in the way to Ephrath, which is Bethlehem.


I noticed both referred to a woman ,at least briefly, having a soul, but both were dealing wth burdens of their gender.

Ok, so i wondered if we might be seeing God looking at a woman , deciding she had been a good one , and granting her tenure on a soul.

Perhaps there is also an element of 'encouraging the others'...If a woman is rewarded for her efforts, for her gentle passive nature, or maybe even being of fairer more comely form than some others. that would be a good way to get them all to try harder.

BUT...perhaps it also works the other way...
Once you have the soul, your game better not slip or
wham, God just takes that soul back.... as in Genesis above...
and possibly here...


1 Samuel 1:15
And Hannah answered and said, No, my lord, I am a woman of a sorrowful spirit: I have drunk neither wine nor strong drink, but have poured out my soul before the LORD.

is Hannah saying, I have been generally a good person, I have not abused alcohol etc, BUT,
does her being 'a woman of sorrowful spirit ' mean she was a nagging, lazy, unwilling , lemon mouthed ,old harridan, who didn't heed her husband and see to his needs well enough. perhaps her pies were even poor grade, and her womanly efforts begrudged.
maybe 'sorrowful spirit'...means she was just downright depressing to be around...
Thus , as she made her husband's life more hardship prone instead of easing it, she realised she had lost her claim on the soul she had been allocated , and therefore ,
'poured out my(her) soul before the LORD.'
as in realised, or been told her error , and surrendered it as pennance or justifiable compensation. Her soul had been a loaner, and she knew she had broken the terms of the agreement...

This is a hard one...
I do feel there must be some women in the glorious hereafter...Why would God let the Devil have all the comely ones, good ones , and those who could keep it shut and turn out good pies...
So, I think some must get a run at having a soul...
Maybe , it's God's way of stressing the natural order and reminding women to keep their butts in gear when it comes to serving men's needs...