Advice Needed! Uncircumcised boy in my Youth Group!

[Deaner]

Re: Advice Needed! Uncircumcised boy in my Youth Group!

This started off OK with Lump posting something biblical, but then it's instantly devolved into a thread about Lumpiness, and not uncircumcised boys. Do you think we could stay on topic at least once?

But that's what Lump does. If you re-read her posts she's basically saying she doesn't care what your penis looks like, or what race you are, she'll still have sex with you on the dirt floor of a tent while underage.

[Nobar King]

Re: Advice Needed! Uncircumcised boy in my Youth Group!

This started off OK with Lump posting something biblical, but then it's instantly devolved into a thread about Lumpiness, and not uncircumcised boys. Do you think we could stay on topic at least once?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Advice Needed! Uncircumcised boy in my Youth Group!

I get the feeling you spit in the face of Christ just for some cheap laughs.

I've never met the man, and I don't spit in people's faces. That's nasty.

[Deaner]

Re: Advice Needed! Uncircumcised boy in my Youth Group!

Perhaps you should teach your daughter how not to get pregnant.

I get the feeling you spit in the face of Christ just for some cheap laughs.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Advice Needed! Uncircumcised boy in my Youth Group!

Right. I suppose I should just stand by as he impregnates my young daughter in his wigwam?

Perhaps you should teach your daughter how not to get pregnant.

[Deaner]

Re: Advice Needed! Uncircumcised boy in my Youth Group!

It says nothing on that subject, so you should do nothing about it.

Right. I suppose I should just stand by as he impregnates my young daughter in his wigwam?

[Old Iron Crotch]

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That's very good Lumpy. What does the Bible say we should do with Injuns that are encouraging our youth to get drunk and swim naked with each other?

It says nothing on that subject, so you should do nothing about it.

[Deaner]

Re: Advice Needed! Uncircumcised boy in my Youth Group!

According to Paul, circumcision isn't mandatory.

That's very good Lumpy. What does the Bible say we should do with Injuns that are encouraging our youth to get drunk and swim naked with each other?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Advice Needed! Uncircumcised boy in my Youth Group!

Brothers in Christ, I need your prayers and guidance in an important decision. I'm posting this here to keep it away from the innocent eyes of the weaker sex.

I took my Youth Group boys to the woods this weekend for camping and Bible study, and I made a most disturbing discovery!

It seems that a handful of them decided to sneak off and go skinny dipping in the lake. When I heard laughing and splashing coming from that direction, I went to investigate.

I watched stunned from behind a large tree as I saw a small group of naked teenage boys playing in the water. I watched for several minutes as I prayed fervantly for GOD to give me the words to rebuke them.

Then, as if I weren't already shocked enough, I noticed that something was wrong with one of the boys. His tallywacker wasn't circumcised!

Finally, I stepped out from the woods and ordered them to get out of the water and get their clothes back on. I watched carefully to make sure each of them covered his wet dripping body and didn't go back into the water. Then I sent them back to their cabins.

I didn't say anything more about what I saw, but Genesis 17:10 clearly states, "Every man and child among you shall be circumcised."

Does this apply only to those silly Jews or does it apply to normal people as well? I know that the LORD has a general distaste for the foreskin.

The boy in question is of some kind of so-called native American descent, so I can only assume he was raised in some kind of barbaric tribe somewhere, thus explaining why they didn't strap him down and cut it off when he was born, as was done to our precious Savior.

Should I rebuke him and his parents? Should I print off Landover's do-it-yourself circumcision instructions?

I've been thinking that the best approach is to simply kick him out of the Youth Group. I never trusted injuns that much anyway. I'm sure it was his idea to go naked swimming in the first place.

According to Paul, circumcision isn't mandatory.

17 But as God has distributed to each one, as the Lord has called each one, so let him walk. And so I ordain in all the churches. 18 Was anyone called while circumcised? Let him not become uncircumcised. Was anyone called while uncircumcised? Let him not be circumcised. 19 Circumcision is nothing and uncircumcision is nothing, but keeping the commandments of God is what matters.
I Corinthians 7: 17-19

[Bob4God]

Brothers in Christ, I need your prayers and guidance in an important decision. I'm posting this here to keep it away from the innocent eyes of the weaker sex.

I took my Youth Group boys to the woods this weekend for camping and Bible study, and I made a most disturbing discovery!

It seems that a handful of them decided to sneak off and go skinny dipping in the lake. When I heard laughing and splashing coming from that direction, I went to investigate.

I watched stunned from behind a large tree as I saw a small group of naked teenage boys playing in the water. I watched for several minutes as I prayed fervantly for GOD to give me the words to rebuke them.

Then, as if I weren't already shocked enough, I noticed that something was wrong with one of the boys. His tallywacker wasn't circumcised!

Finally, I stepped out from the woods and ordered them to get out of the water and get their clothes back on. I watched carefully to make sure each of them covered his wet dripping body and didn't go back into the water. Then I sent them back to their cabins.

I didn't say anything more about what I saw, but Genesis 17:10 clearly states, "Every man and child among you shall be circumcised."

Does this apply only to those silly Jews or does it apply to normal people as well? I know that the LORD has a general distaste for the foreskin.

The boy in question is of some kind of so-called native American descent, so I can only assume he was raised in some kind of barbaric tribe somewhere, thus explaining why they didn't strap him down and cut it off when he was born, as was done to our precious Savior.

Should I rebuke him and his parents? Should I print off Landover's do-it-yourself circumcision instructions?

I've been thinking that the best approach is to simply kick him out of the Youth Group. I never trusted injuns that much anyway. I'm sure it was his idea to go naked swimming in the first place.