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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556
    #1

    The Scourge of Porno

    This thread has been established for one reason only: To help nubile young Christian men to battle the overwhelming urge to watch satan's favorite movies, the pornos.

    My first offering is a short movie that illustrates just how hard it is.

    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
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    • Paragon of virtue
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Jan 2013
      • 547
      #2
      Re: The Scourge of Porno

      Glad to see that young man made his way over to the youth pastor's house. I'm sure he'll help him get through his urges.

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        • Beginning Of Wisdom
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Aug 2013
          • 45
          #3
          Re: The Scourge of Porno

          Pastor Ezekiel,

          This reminds me of a time before I was a True Christian(TM) in my early days when I was bad off. My friends and I thought it was the coolest thing for us guys to go to each other's house on a Friday night and watch depraved movies after "cruising for chicks" at the library.

          Luckily most of us got saved and one of my friends, Fred even had enough faith to sever his left hand to protect himself from future spiritual assault. (Of course he was sinister....Heck we all were!)

          mark 9:43.

          Funny. Looking back on it now I'm not sure him removing his *left* hand was biblically justified but maybe that's being too legalistic. After all 1 Cor 6:12 things are lawful to us at this point and the main purpose was to avoid sin like the cavernous plaque it is on all our souls.

          Praise!

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