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  • Ammiel Habakuk
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Oct 2008
    • 79
    #31
    Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

    Originally posted by Hateful Bigot View Post
    Not very.
    Friend of the g-friend walked by and saw the pic. He thought I was looking at gay porn. He's much more familiar with gay porn.
    Shame on you, Pastor Ezekiel! Your photo made him think I might be a closet homosexual!
    Are you sure it was that photo, or was it your general behavior? I bet you dress like a sissy, too.
    Job 40:15-18 Behold now behemoth, which I made with thee; he eateth grass as an ox. Lo now, his strength is in his loins, and his force is in the navel of his belly. He moveth his tail like a cedar: the sinews of his stones are wrapped together. His bones are as strong pieces of brass; his bones are like bars of iron.

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      • Mr. Old Iron Crotch
        Unsaved Trash, Married to a sadistic witch
        • Oct 2008
        • 120
        #32
        Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

        Originally posted by Ammiel Habacuc View Post
        Are you sure it was that photo, or was it your general behavior? I bet you dress like a sissy, too.
        Hah! I asked the g-friend if there's anything gay about how I dress. Would you like to know her response?
        "Dirty blue jeans, work boots and a beer-stained Kansas City Cheifs t-shirt? Couldn't be more straight."
        Now that Obama is president I get to watch my wife have one of those black guys he promised her.

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          • Ammiel Habakuk
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Oct 2008
            • 79
            #33
            Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

            Originally posted by Hateful Bigot View Post
            Hah! I asked the g-friend if there's anything gay about how I dress. Would you like to know her response?
            "Dirty blue jeans, work boots and a beer-stained Kansas City Cheifs t-shirt? Couldn't be more straight."
            Is she your g-friend because she wears the g-string on you? you pervert...
            Job 40:15-18 Behold now behemoth, which I made with thee; he eateth grass as an ox. Lo now, his strength is in his loins, and his force is in the navel of his belly. He moveth his tail like a cedar: the sinews of his stones are wrapped together. His bones are as strong pieces of brass; his bones are like bars of iron.

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              • Mr. Old Iron Crotch
                Unsaved Trash, Married to a sadistic witch
                • Oct 2008
                • 120
                #34
                Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

                Originally posted by Ammiel Habacuc View Post
                Is she your g-friend because she wears the g-string on you? you pervert...
                g-friend stands for "girl" friend.
                You people are the ones who make everything about sex. I should be calling you the pervert.
                Or are you asking what kind of underwear she wears? I hope not, cause I'm not tellin.
                Now that Obama is president I get to watch my wife have one of those black guys he promised her.

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                  • Ammiel Habakuk
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Oct 2008
                    • 79
                    #35
                    Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

                    Originally posted by Hateful Bigot View Post
                    g-friend stands for "girl" friend.
                    You people are the ones who make everything about sex. I should be calling you the pervert.
                    Or are you asking what kind of underwear she wears? I hope not, cause I'm not tellin.
                    Not interested. Would rather be seeing how the LBC Calendar works out, I'm sure it will glorify GOD in mny ways, praise the sweet name of Jesus. Your harlot and your choices of underwear I will leave for GOD to judge and the Devil to punish in Hell.
                    Job 40:15-18 Behold now behemoth, which I made with thee; he eateth grass as an ox. Lo now, his strength is in his loins, and his force is in the navel of his belly. He moveth his tail like a cedar: the sinews of his stones are wrapped together. His bones are as strong pieces of brass; his bones are like bars of iron.

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                      • Pastor Billy-Reuben
                        Senior Pastor
                        VP of Evangelical Outreach
                        On FIRE for Jesus
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 5812
                        #36
                        Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

                        Originally posted by Hateful Bigot View Post
                        Not very.
                        Friend of the g-friend walked by and saw the pic. He thought I was looking at gay porn. He's much more familiar with gay porn.
                        Shame on you, Pastor Ezekiel! Your photo made him think I might be a closet homosexual!
                        Well if didn't want him to know that you are a closet pervert, then you shouldn't have been sitting there staring at it.

                        I think you wanted to let him know.

                        Pastor Billy-Reuben
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                          • SayvedByTheLord
                            Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
                            True Christian™
                            • May 2007
                            • 3151
                            #37
                            Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

                            This is the typical story of a Godless closet homer. "Oh I am just asking for a friend" or "I have a friend that likes it in the rear".

                            You're not fooling anyone here.

                            Originally posted by Hateful Bigot View Post
                            g-friend stands for "guy" friend.
                            You people are the ones who make everything about sex. I should be calling you the pervert.
                            Or are you asking what kind of underwear he wears? I hope not, cause I'm not tellin.


                             Leviticus 26:27-29

                            27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                            28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                            29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                Honorary True Christian™
                                Forum Member
                                • May 2008
                                • 13996
                                #38
                                Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

                                Originally posted by Hateful Bigot View Post
                                Hah! I asked the g-friend if there's anything gay about how I dress. Would you like to know her response?
                                "Dirty blue jeans, work boots and a beer-stained Kansas City Cheifs t-shirt? Couldn't be more straight."
                                Why were you wearing her clothes?
                                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                                  • Mr. Old Iron Crotch
                                    Unsaved Trash, Married to a sadistic witch
                                    • Oct 2008
                                    • 120
                                    #39
                                    Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

                                    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                                    Why were you wearing her clothes?
                                    Because I'm not
                                    Truth be told, I don't fit into her clothes. Her stuff is too small for me.
                                    Besides, I don't want to wear skirts and blouses, anyway.
                                    Now that Obama is president I get to watch my wife have one of those black guys he promised her.

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                                      • SayvedByTheLord
                                        Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
                                        True Christian™
                                        • May 2007
                                        • 3151
                                        #40
                                        Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

                                        So you admit that you've tried on her clothes. Why should we believe you're not wearing them right now!

                                        Originally posted by Mr. Old Iron Crotch View Post
                                        Because I'm not
                                        Truth be told, I don't fit into her clothes. Her stuff is too small for me.
                                        Besides, I don't want to wear skirts and blouses, anyway.


                                         Leviticus 26:27-29

                                        27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                                        28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                                        29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                             
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 78555
                                            #41
                                            Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

                                            Originally posted by Mr. Old Iron Crotch View Post
                                            Because I'm not
                                            Truth be told, I don't fit into her clothes. Her stuff is too small for me.
                                            Besides, I don't want to wear skirts and blouses, anyway.
                                            How do you know they're too small if you haven't tried them on?

                                            Your wife's DOF file says shes as fat as a cow. Are you that much bigger?
                                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                              • Juliette
                                                True Christian™
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Jan 2008
                                                • 705
                                                #42
                                                Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

                                                Nice portrait of you Pastor Zeke! Very sportmanslike.

                                                That must have been after one of those footballgames the ladies are not allowed to attempt.


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                                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                     
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 78555
                                                    #43
                                                    Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

                                                    Originally posted by Juliette View Post
                                                    Nice portrait of you Pastor Zeke! Very sportmanslike.

                                                    That must have been after one of those footballgames the ladies are not allowed to attempt.
                                                    Thank you maam. I'll admit that shot was taken in a lighthearted moment just after a session of sweaty, man-on-man football. Things progressed from that to all manner of wild shenanigans in the shower rooms. Brother Ezra was snapping towels while I recited the entire book of Ezekiel blindfolded.....Well, it was all in good, clean fun. I'm told that the other photos I posed for that day have been misplaced or lost, but anyway it was all in good, clean fun. I'm told.

                                                    Squeaky clean.
                                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                      • eliot mayfield
                                                        God Squad
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 9324
                                                        #44
                                                        Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

                                                        Can you guess which one was me?
                                                        Attached Files
                                                        Matthew:
                                                        5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                                                        5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                                                        10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                                                        10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                                                          • Mr. Old Iron Crotch
                                                            Unsaved Trash, Married to a sadistic witch
                                                            • Oct 2008
                                                            • 120
                                                            #45
                                                            Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

                                                            Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
                                                            So you admit that you've tried on her clothes. Why should we believe you're not wearing them right now!
                                                            Hah! Here's another tard! I thought you people didn't like them!
                                                            No, I know that her clothes are too small for me because I'm a heck of alot bigger than her. Have I tried them on? Heck no!
                                                            Now that Obama is president I get to watch my wife have one of those black guys he promised her.

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