[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

Captain A, I wasn't aware that the discussion was in confidence. I apologize.

Should I assume that the other incident, the one regarding that misunderstanding involving a sheep and a pair of Wellingtons, is also confidential?

Yes. Unless for some reason the subject of my horribly mangled toes comes up in casual conversation, I would prefer not to discuss that youthful indescretion on these Godly boards.

And the shepherds shall have no way to flee, nor the principal of the flock to escape.

A voice of the cry of the shepherds, and an howling of the principal of the flock, shall be heard: for the LORD hath spoiled their pasture.
Jeremiah 25:35-36

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

Reverend,
That is a topic I spoke to you about in confidence. I was seeking your guidance as a man of God on how to deal with an event that has, as they say, scarred me for life.

Captain A, I wasn't aware that the discussion was in confidence. I apologize.

Should I assume that the other incident, the one regarding that misunderstanding involving a sheep and a pair of Wellingtons, is also confidential?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

Since there were certain people who didn't like my first submission for the calendar, I had some new shots taken while I was waiting for a Pastor to take care of some church business in Las Vegas. I covered my shameful bits this time, so lets not talk about the size of various bulges.

For in many things we offend all. If any man offend not in word, the same is a perfect man, and able also to bridle the whole body.
James 3:2

[Buckminster Carlson]

Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

It's such a shame. Are sinners allowed to cut in on Godly conversation all the time like that?

[Brother MoJo]

Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

Friend that little sinner has been here a long time. Her antics are nothing new to our Holy boards.

[Jimmy-Roy Stewart]

Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

Where will you be printing this calendar? Just so I know where to 'accidentally' set a fire where to not buy one?

Why are there so many mean unsaved ladies here first old iron crotch and now you dont' you have any husbands to teach you manners?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

Where will you be printing this calendar? Just so I know where to 'accidentally' set a fire where to not buy one?

Typical heathen "morality." It just goes to show how badly you need Jesus.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

Where will you be printing this calendar? Just so I know where to 'accidentally' set a fire where to not buy one?

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

The minor scarring on my neck, hidden by my beard, are the least "deep" of the wounds and violations I suffered at the hands of those horrible, swarthy men.

They sound like Greeks, what did they do to you before stringing you up Brother ?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

Reverend,
That is a topic I spoke to you about in confidence. I was seeking your guidance as a man of God on how to deal with an event that has, as they say, scarred me for life.

Suffice to say that it was my tip top physical condition and my abnormally large head that saved me that terrible night.

The minor scarring on my neck, hidden by my beard, are the least "deep" of the wounds and violations I suffered at the hands of those horrible, swarthy men. Whenever I hear Psalm 133, I am forced to relive that awful night an the "anointing" I was forced to endure!


Behold, how good and how pleasant it is for brethren to dwell together in unity!

It is like the precious ointment upon the head, that ran down upon the beard, even Aaron's beard: that went down to the skirts of his garments;

As the dew of Hermon, and as the dew that descended upon the mountains of Zion: for there the LORD commanded the blessing, even life for evermore.
Psalm 133

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

2- Never said I look much better, but I have enough sense not to post half-naked pictures of myself on the internet. I also have enough sense not to post print-shopped photos of other men, paste my head on them and try to pass them off as me.

Who are you to say that Captain A's neck isn't REALLY that long?

I understand that some time ago, before he was Saved(c), he ran into some trouble involving an attempted lynching. Perhaps he'd like to share that tale with us!

Take it away, Captain A!

[Mr. Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

Yes, and I'm sure you're in much better shape. I can't imagine you look any better, with that lovely avatar of yours. I'm sure the Lord has cursed you for "going in unto" that pig of a wife of yours!

1- She is not a pig but a human being. I love her dispite her weight. She's a much nicer person than the True Christians™ here. I'd much rather be married to her than, say, Sister SUV or Bible Thumpin Blonde.
2- Never said I look much better, but I have enough sense not to post half-naked pictures of myself on the internet. I also have enough sense not to post print-shopped photos of other men, paste my head on them and try to pass them off as me.
3- The avatar STILL isn't me. Yeah, I have a receding hairline, but I'm not that bald.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

Wow. Something more disturbing than the pic of Pastor Ezekiel.

Yes, and I'm sure you're in much better shape. I can't imagine you look any better, with that lovely avatar of yours. I'm sure the Lord has cursed you for "going in unto" that pig of a wife of yours!


And it shall come to pass, that instead of sweet smell there shall be stink; and instead of a girdle a rent; and instead of well set hair baldness; and instead of a stomacher a girding of sackcloth; and burning instead of beauty. Isaiah 3:24

[Mr. Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

Here is my contribution!

Wow. Something more disturbing than the pic of Pastor Ezekiel.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

"Cajun coonass" is redundant.
I frequently get wet - in the shower, the rain, or when I command my husband to feel amorous. What's your point?

The point is you are a sadistic feminazi man-hating God-mocking pervert who does not belong in the Men's Only section of this Godly forum.

Next time I catch you posting in here, you'll go on Moderation again.