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  • GaleWhoring the Boring
    Unsaved trash, probably hopeless sinner
    • Sep 2017
    • 256

    #106
    Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

    I know you are only looking for men for the calendar, but this this was taken by my cousin in Alberta when I visited him last X-mas. Please, add it in if you want.

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    • Mary Etheldreda
      Gushing for Jesus
       
      • Sep 2011
      • 23765

      #107
      Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

      Originally posted by GaleWhoring View Post
      I know you are only looking for men for the calendar, but this this was taken by my cousin in Alberta when I visited him last X-mas. Please, add it in if you want.

      Goodness dear, it looks like you could have been a grandmother many times over by now. No wonder you're so lost and lonely and giving your heart to anyone who has a few minutes to spare or a toy with strong battery life. You should consider befriending Jesus. He will fill up that hole in your heart and give you the things you truly long for - value, approval, belonging.
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • GaleWhoring the Boring
        Unsaved trash, probably hopeless sinner
        • Sep 2017
        • 256

        #108
        Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

        Quite contrary, Mary, Jesus does fill my hole. We puddled once before, I think.

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        • WilliamJenningsBryan
          True Christian™
           
          • Jan 2007
          • 9383

          #109
          Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

          Originally posted by GaleWhoring View Post
          Quite contrary, Mary, Jesus does fill my hole. We puddled once before, I think.
          I dare say the Freehold ladies are trying their best to be, shall we say, polite. I have to say that the push-up bra, black corset, garter belt, and stockings date somewhere decades before Hugh Hefner had to start taking Viagra. In addition to getting with Jesus on Sundays, you also might want to think about spending some quality time on the ThighMaster.
          Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
          brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
          ...and get off my lawn
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          • GaleWhoring the Boring
            Unsaved trash, probably hopeless sinner
            • Sep 2017
            • 256

            #110
            Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

            Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
            In addition to getting with Jesus on Sundays, you also might want to think about spending some quality time on the ThighMaster.



            Oh, I much prefer using an electric camel for that reason.

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            • Jim C. Lombardo
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Aug 2014
              • 565

              #111
              Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

              I won't even ask what that is.

              And you seem to miss that this is a MEN'S calendar. For which I would graciously like to pool in my image taken from my 2015 Christian singles dating ad. I've really cleaned up since I gave up the crystal 20 years ago, and found JESUS. Now He's blessed me with a healthy American ruggedness that I hope will prove suitable for gracing the calendar.

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