[eliot mayfield]

Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

The one taking the picture? We all know, Brother Eliot, that you'd never engage in such an unseemly and immodest display.

Well, I haven't always been a saved True Christian (tm). Those were wild times back then! Why me and the gang would pick up a 6 pack and go to the beach and spend the day chasing the gals around! I'm so ashamed.

[Mr. Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

Then why were you wearing her dirty jeans, her work boots, and her beer-soaked wet t-shirt?

Hah! I've never seen her wear anything that didn't look brand new! The day she'd wear a shirt that even had crumbs on it is the day Pastor Ezekiel joins PETA, American Atheists and the DNC!

The one taking the picture? We all know, Brother Eliot, that you'd never engage in such an unseemly and immodest display.

Taking pictures like that seems more gay than posing for them.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

Hah! Here's another tard! I thought you people didn't like them!
No, I know that her clothes are too small for me because I'm a heck of alot bigger than her. Have I tried them on? Heck no!

Then why were you wearing her dirty jeans, her work boots, and her beer-soaked wet t-shirt?

Can you guess which one was me?

The one taking the picture? We all know, Brother Eliot, that you'd never engage in such an unseemly and immodest display.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

Can you guess which one was me?

The one buried under the sand.

[Ebenezer Wright]

Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

Can you guess which one was me?

I certainly hope you are the one who decided not to point his unGodly "package" towards the camera?

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

That is not entirely true, we are letting you stay around (for now).

Hah! Here's another tard! I thought you people didn't like them!

[Mr. Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

So you admit that you've tried on her clothes. Why should we believe you're not wearing them right now!

Hah! Here's another tard! I thought you people didn't like them!
No, I know that her clothes are too small for me because I'm a heck of alot bigger than her. Have I tried them on? Heck no!

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

Can you guess which one was me?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

Nice portrait of you Pastor Zeke! Very sportmanslike.

That must have been after one of those footballgames the ladies are not allowed to attempt.

Thank you maam. I'll admit that shot was taken in a lighthearted moment just after a session of sweaty, man-on-man football. Things progressed from that to all manner of wild shenanigans in the shower rooms. Brother Ezra was snapping towels while I recited the entire book of Ezekiel blindfolded.....Well, it was all in good, clean fun. I'm told that the other photos I posed for that day have been misplaced or lost, but anyway it was all in good, clean fun. I'm told.

Squeaky clean.

[Juliette]

Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

Nice portrait of you Pastor Zeke! Very sportmanslike.

That must have been after one of those footballgames the ladies are not allowed to attempt.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

Because I'm not
Truth be told, I don't fit into her clothes. Her stuff is too small for me.
Besides, I don't want to wear skirts and blouses, anyway.

How do you know they're too small if you haven't tried them on?

Your wife's DOF file says shes as fat as a cow. Are you that much bigger?

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

So you admit that you've tried on her clothes. Why should we believe you're not wearing them right now!

Because I'm not
Truth be told, I don't fit into her clothes. Her stuff is too small for me.
Besides, I don't want to wear skirts and blouses, anyway.

[Mr. Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

Why were you wearing her clothes?

Because I'm not
Truth be told, I don't fit into her clothes. Her stuff is too small for me.
Besides, I don't want to wear skirts and blouses, anyway.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

Hah! I asked the g-friend if there's anything gay about how I dress. Would you like to know her response?
"Dirty blue jeans, work boots and a beer-stained Kansas City Cheifs t-shirt? Couldn't be more straight."

Why were you wearing her clothes?

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

This is the typical story of a Godless closet homer. "Oh I am just asking for a friend" or "I have a friend that likes it in the rear".

You're not fooling anyone here.

g-friend stands for "guy" friend.
You people are the ones who make everything about sex. I should be calling you the pervert.
Or are you asking what kind of underwear he wears? I hope not, cause I'm not tellin.