[SUV]

Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?



My GOD, Brother Bath, you so remind me of Vincent Price in....Witchfinder General!

[Osambo 08]

Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

Huh, mine, as Mr October privately chastizing a witch, has gone - here it is again:

Are you raping her?Why is she having an orgasm?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

Huh, mine, as Mr October privately chastizing a witch, has gone - here it is again:

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

If it helps raise money for a Worthy cause, then here is a picture of me that Doreen took at the beach this summer.

[Melbran]

Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

I see this was first posted last July, long before Hitonmi 'came out' so to speak, wearing Gold Lame'

I wasn't in here - only threw a memo sheet in the door.

Ouch! ..... OUCH!!!

The post date does not change the homosexual undertone no less

[SUV]

Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

I see this was first posted last July, long before Hitonmi 'came out' so to speak, wearing Gold Lame'

I wasn't in here - only threw a memo sheet in the door.

Ouch! ..... OUCH!!!

[Melbran]

Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

Brothers, I happened across THIS story about a Godless Mormon getting into hot water with the pope of the mormons (or whatever they have), when I was struck with the Holy Spirit and had an idea. I thought I might run it by you God fearing Manly Men and see who salutes it.



Now Brothers, hear me out...This could be a real money maker. You all know that I need a new jacuzzi in the west wing of my estate the main cathedral needs a new roof. A calendar like this could be just the ticket! And it would be VERY tasteful, of course! I've even got a few candid shots laying around that I might be persuaded to offer for publication...

Thank you Ezekial, for confirming what I already knew....HOMO!!!!!!! What a gay suggestion, I bet you cannot wait to see your fellow pastors in their skivvies!

[Bob4God]

Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

How could homos get a hold of it unless there are no homos at LBC???

[Nobar King]

Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

That makes it sound less appealing, now.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

Also God, knowing before my birth that I would spend years as a heretic, pre-punished me by having me born with nether equipment that would make a chink laugh. So there would be no manly bulge in my speedos to inspire the ladies to add to God's roster of True Christians.

I'm sure we could find you a sock somewhere.

I have photos I could submit, but I'm not entirely sure how I feel about this calendar idea yet. I have some concerns about it falling into the hands of Homersexuals, in fact.

Every time I stop at a rest stop along the highway, I'm approached by Homersexuals. Some say they're just using the restroom, but I see how they are looking at me while touching themselves, and I decry their depravity. They usually run away, but sometimes, I'm forced to take them out back among the trees and administer a righteous pounding! Incredibly, I often see the SAME filthy sodomites showing up at the SAME rest stops, even after I've brutally hammered away at them in the woods. They just don't seem to learn.

I admit that such experiences leave me completely drained; I sleep for hours when I get home!

Anyway, the point is that photos such as these, of manly Landover men, could tempt sodomites. They might start showing up trying to get into services, or hanging out at the rest stop on the highway nearest Freehold. Some of you may also experience the terrifying sexual advances to which I've been subject.

Is that a risk you're willing to take?

[Bob4God]

Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

I think this could be a good idea.

We know ladies have minds that are weaker than ours, and thus more prone to lurid thoughts. We might as well give them something wholesome to look at, and associate them to Godly sex, instead of secular filth.

I have some youth group photos taken up at the lake I might be able to contribute.

Praise!

[Roberta]

Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

To be politically correct, I submit this cop for consideration.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

Here's a photo of me at the beach when I was a bit younger. Perfect for the month of July.



By God, I was a handsome devil. I could scarcely walk ten feet without having a woman throw her bloomers in my face. I also received many a racy photo. Ladies worshiped the Hatchman©.

Please, Brother, do you really want to throw Lumpy into fits of jealousy?

Someone seems to have forgotten how to use the ‘delete’ key.

I think that’s very telling.

There's a certain book — not that you're ever going to get around to reading it — that addresses the issue of whether you should covet what belongs to one of our Godly senior pastors.

[Jacques Anape]

Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

I need a new jacuzzi in the west wing of my estate

Someone seems to have forgotten how to use the ‘delete’ key.

I think that’s very telling.

[Comrade V]

Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

You have a disturbingly long neck, Pastor....