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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Re: Do you spank your wife?

    Originally posted by Dameon_Alucard View Post
    I have to agree with you Ixi. I don't see why a woman can't hit her husband if he hits her. My mom hit my Father before, though it didn't go down very well and I ended up hitting him for hitting her and that went down even worse. Still though, a woman should be allowed to defend herself. Personally I have never hit any of my girlfriends and will never hit any in the future.
    There is your problem friend; you dad is a sissy Ned Flanders kind of false Christian. The Bible commands us to kill our childern if they strike us (for their own good)

    Originally posted by Deuteronomy, chapter 21
    18: If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them:
    19: Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place;
    20: And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard.
    21: And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear.

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  • Brother Temperance
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    Re: Do you spank your wife?

    Originally posted by Ixi View Post
    Then we have that right too, to hit you back. Good, at least you're beginning to understand.
    No, because that would be unnatural. You're not even beginning to understand, are you?
    Originally posted by Xix
    Typical Christain and the Bible, AGAIN!
    Yes, we Christians do generally tend to be quite keen on following God's orders, what of it?
    Originally posted by Damien Gothtard
    Personally I have never hit any of my girlfriends and will never hit any in the future.
    And if you'd ever had a girlfriend, that statement might be a bit more impressive.

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  • Dameon_ACLUtard
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    Re: Do you spank your wife?

    I have to agree with you Ixi. I don't see why a woman can't hit her husband if he hits her. My mom hit my Father before, though it didn't go down very well and I ended up hitting him for hitting her and that went down even worse. Still though, a woman should be allowed to defend herself. Personally I have never hit any of my girlfriends and will never hit any in the future.

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  • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
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    Re: Do you spank your wife?

    Originally posted by Floozy View Post
    Huh. Typical Christain and the Bible, AGAIN!
    Missy, that is is a contradiction in terms -- "typical christians" want nothing to do with the Bible! They are too wishy-washy to accept it for what it is: the LITERAL Words of God Himself. "Typical christians" would have you believe that "believe whatever makes you happy and you'll get to heaven" hogwash, when nothing could be further from the Truth. Only those who believe every word in the Bible will be Heaven, and that is what makes us True (atypical) Christians.

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  • Ixi
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    Re: Do you spank your wife?

    Originally posted by Enobarbus View Post
    Nonsense, a wife has no right at all to hit her husband back; that would be directly in opposition to the Bible's teaching. Any nonsense of that sort and she should be taken to the gates of the city and stoned.
    Huh. Typical Christain and the Bible, AGAIN!

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  • Enobarbus
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    Re: Do you spank your wife?

    Originally posted by Ixi View Post
    Then we have that right too, to hit you back. Good, at least you're beginning to understand.
    Nonsense, a wife has no right at all to hit her husband back; that would be directly in opposition to the Bible's teaching. Any nonsense of that sort and she should be taken to the gates of the city and stoned.

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  • Ixi
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    Re: Do you spank your wife?

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    And who are you to second-guess God Almighty? You aren't even an ingrown hair on God's massive behind, thats who. The Bible is full of stories of God killing children, babies and anyone He sees fit to kill. He's going to kill you one fine day too, harlot, and probably soon. Enjoy hell.
    Ha, that says a whole lot about you. Is that the answer? To burn, torture, and kill anyone who disobeys your god? You're just too cowardly to accept them in Earth, and even make friends with them. You're just too AFRAID. Probally huddled in your room clutching your dumb bible.

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  • Ixi
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    Re: Do you spank your wife?

    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    Practise my legitimate right to self-defence, up to and including the use of lethal force.
    Then we have that right too, to hit you back. Good, at least you're beginning to understand.

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  • Brother Temperance
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    Re: Do you spank your wife?

    Originally posted by Ixi View Post
    And what would you do if she spanked you back?
    Practise my legitimate right to self-defence, up to and including the use of lethal force.

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  • Ixi
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    Re: Do you spank your wife?

    Originally posted by Elmer Christianson View Post
    Lately, I feel like her shopping is out of control! And for some reason, she stopped pairing up my socks and now they're just thrown in my drawer. Is it time for a spankning? What would you MEN do?
    And what would you do if she spanked you back?

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: Do you spank your wife?

    Originally posted by hellion View Post
    So...it was god who sent an innocent, happy, little six-year-old to be physically and mentally abused by his sadistic mother? Says a lot about god...
    And who are you to second-guess God Almighty? You aren't even an ingrown hair on God's massive behind, thats who. The Bible is full of stories of God killing children, babies and anyone He sees fit to kill. He's going to kill you one fine day too, harlot, and probably soon. Enjoy hell.

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  • hellion
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    Re: Do you spank your wife?

    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    Read the Book of Job, you backwards child! It is perfectly obvious that the LORD so loved this child that He sent the whinging little sissy a test of faith, as an opportunity to prove how much he (the Pelzer fag, not God) trusted in Him (God, not the Pelzer fag.) And he failed, miserably. What is so difficult to understand about that?
    So...it was god who sent an innocent, happy, little six-year-old to be physically and mentally abused by his sadistic mother? Says a lot about god...

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  • Brother Temperance
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    Re: Do you spank your wife?

    Originally posted by hellion View Post
    Maybe the fact that his mother beat the living piss out of him, broke his arm, locked him in a room with ammonia and chloride, and starved him for ten days. Not to mention stabbed him in the stomach with a knife, nearly killing him. The Isrealites were escaping abuse. I bet he would've lived 40 years in a desert to escape his sadistic mother. And I doubt that story was non-fictional. And if it was. It was probably exhaggerated to great extent.
    Read the Book of Job, you backwards child! It is perfectly obvious that the LORD so loved this child that He sent the whinging little sissy a test of faith, as an opportunity to prove how much he (the Pelzer fag, not God) trusted in Him (God, not the Pelzer fag.) And he failed, miserably. What is so difficult to understand about that?

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  • hellion
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    Re: Do you spank your wife?

    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    Did the Israelites abandon God after 40 years in the desert? No! Then what excuse, other than impatience, lack of faith, and general queerness, could this little hippy possibly have for giving up on God a mere 10 years into his test of faith?
    Maybe the fact that his mother beat the living piss out of him, broke his arm, locked him in a room with ammonia and chloride, and starved him for ten days. Not to mention stabbed him in the stomach with a knife, nearly killing him. The Isrealites were escaping abuse. I bet he would've lived 40 years in a desert to escape his sadistic mother. And I doubt that story was non-fictional. And if it was. It was probably exhaggerated to great extent.

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  • Brother Temperance
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    Re: Do you spank your wife?

    Originally posted by hellion View Post
    He did call on the lord. And the lord screwed him over. He prayed to god for years, asking to be saved from his mother. It wasn't until he was 10 or so, when he started despising god.
    Did the Israelites abandon God after 40 years in the desert? No! Then what excuse, other than impatience, lack of faith, and general queerness, could this little hippy possibly have for giving up on God a mere 10 years into his test of faith?

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