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  • #76
    Re: Do you spank your wife?

    I didn't see one example of a Baptist church in your list. Most of them were foreigners and some other false Religion. No, god wouldn't allow a gothtard near a True Christian church.
    Matthew:
    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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    • #77
      Re: Do you spank your wife?

      I didn't say they were goths, and I'm going to shoot up a Baptist church just so you can be on the list. Like I said, I got bored looking through there were so many I just posted the first ones.

      What about this, the black dog of Blythburgh http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Shuck
      Now that, that don't kill me can only make me stronger.

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      • #78
        Re: Do you spank your wife?

        Originally posted by Dameon_ACLUtard View Post
        I didn't say they were goths, and I'm going to shoot up a Baptist church just so you can be on the list. Like I said, I got bored looking through there were so many I just posted the first ones.

        What about this, the black dog of Blythburgh http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Shuck
        Oh dear. You just made a threat. I have forwarded your post to the D.O.F.
        Matthew:
        5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
        5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
        10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
        10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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        • #79
          Re: Do you spank your wife?

          That's a shame. Aren't threats just so scary.

          You people really don't have a sense of humour do you?
          Now that, that don't kill me can only make me stronger.

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          • #80
            Re: Do you spank your wife?

            Originally posted by Dameon_ACLUtard View Post
            You people really don't have a sense of humour do you?
            What, so your idea of humour revolves around threatening to shoot people? It's not that we're humourless per se, just that our sense of humour isn't as sick and tasteless as yours.
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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            • #81
              Re: Do you spank your wife?

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              You dare to question ANYONE's grammar, when you can't even spell the word "tense"!?

              Shut up and go read your Bible boy.
              That's funny, because most Christians can't spell.

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              • #82
                Re: Do you spank your wife?

                What, so your idea of humour revolves around threatening to shoot people?
                Yes.

                It's not that we're humourless per se, just that our sense of humour isn't as sick and tasteless as yours.
                I have a twisted sense of humour.
                Now that, that don't kill me can only make me stronger.

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                • #83
                  Re: Do you spank your wife?

                  You really think yourself a tough guy, don't you homer?
                  Let me assure you, nobody is intimidated nor impressed.

                  All we see is an insecure and lying child in desperate need of JESUS.
                  If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                  A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                  Proverbs 9:12-13

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                  • #84
                    Re: Do you spank your wife?

                    Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
                    You really think yourself a tough guy, don't you homer?
                    Let me assure you, nobody is intimidated nor impressed.

                    All we see is an insecure and lying child in desperate need of JESUS.

                    I appologise in advance for swearing.

                    I don't think I'm tough, I'm just being honest. There's nothing wrong with a f*cked up sense of humour.
                    Now that, that don't kill me can only make me stronger.

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                    • #85
                      Re: Do you spank your wife?

                      Originally posted by Dameon_ACLUtard View Post
                      I appologise in advance for swearing.

                      I don't think I'm tough, I'm just being honest. There's nothing wrong with a f*cked up sense of humour.
                      I'm not only talking about your obvious lack of humour..
                      I'm talking about your whole portrayal of yourself, the way you present yourself and the way you keep spitting sweet Jesus in the face.

                      Take your attention needs elsewhere, this forum is here to help save souls for Jesus, not to boost your self-glorifying ego.
                      If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                      A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                      Proverbs 9:12-13

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                      • #86
                        Re: Do you spank your wife?

                        Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
                        I'm not only talking about your obvious lack of humour..
                        I'm talking about your whole portrayal of yourself, the way you present yourself and the way you keep spitting sweet Jesus in the face.

                        Take your attention needs elsewhere, this forum is here to help save souls for Jesus, not to boost your self-glorifying ego.
                        I don't have an ego and I wouldn't say I spat in his face I just have no respect. I joined this site cause I wanted to understand why but I don't seem to have the questions thought out yet, or maybe you don't have the answers.
                        Now that, that don't kill me can only make me stronger.

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                        • #87
                          Re: Do you spank your wife?

                          Originally posted by Dameon_ACLUtard View Post
                          I don't have an ego and I wouldn't say I spat in his face I just have no respect. I joined this site cause I wanted to understand why but I don't seem to have the questions thought out yet, or maybe you don't have the answers.
                          You're right, I probably don't have the answers as one probably needs to be a filthy sodomite to know anything about the subjects you surely will ask about..

                          The Bible can answer any RELEVANT question you may have however.
                          Why don't you try reading the holy KJV1611, and then hit the PayPal button at the bottom of the page?

                          Remember that it's Christmas soon, Jesus own birthday!
                          And you have alot of repenting to do, and better give Jesus His due.
                          JESUS WANTS YOU TO TITHE, BOY!
                          GET TO IT!
                          If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                          A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                          Proverbs 9:12-13

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                          • #88
                            Re: Do you spank your wife?

                            Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
                            You're right, I probably don't have the answers as one probably needs to be a filthy sodomite to know anything about the subjects you surely will ask about..

                            The Bible can answer any RELEVANT question you may have however.
                            Why don't you try reading the holy KJV1611, and then hit the PayPal button at the bottom of the page?

                            Remember that it's Christmas soon, Jesus own birthday!
                            And you have alot of repenting to do, and better give Jesus His due.
                            JESUS WANTS YOU TO TITHE, BOY!
                            GET TO IT!
                            I'm not giving money to something I don't believe in, I don't give to charity so why give to him? Where in the bible does it say that Jesus was born on the 25th of December? Oh and I don't really want to talk about anal sex with you, thanks.
                            Now that, that don't kill me can only make me stronger.

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                            • #89
                              Re: Do you spank your wife?

                              Originally posted by Dameon_ACLUtard View Post
                              I'm not giving money to something I don't believe in, I don't give to charity so why give to him? Where in the bible does it say that Jesus was born on the 25th of December? Oh and I don't really want to talk about anal sex with you, thanks.
                              So that WAS the subject you were going to ask about..

                              Why do you have to bring such filthy subjects into our forum?!
                              Jesus pukes!
                              If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                              A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                              Proverbs 9:12-13

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                              • #90
                                Re: Do you spank your wife?

                                Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
                                So that WAS the subject you were going to ask about..

                                Why do you have to bring such filthy subjects into our forum?!
                                Jesus pukes!
                                What? No that's not what I said. You're twisting my words.
                                Now that, that don't kill me can only make me stronger.

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