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  • Benedict A. Davis
    Winning Souls in his Winnebago
    True Christian™
    • May 2010
    • 3900
    #1

    BEWARE, these 10 commandments

    I couldn't believe it, I was heading into Hobby Lobby the other day when I hear a voice offering me a copy of the 10 Commandments. Like anybody else I never get enough of a good pamphlet (or 2 for 1 coupons at Chick Fil A) especially Chick tracts!

    Any way this pencil necked geek came running over and shoved this in my hand:



    Needless to say, I sucker punched him and left him laying there next to a pile of burning pamphlets when he woke up.

    What should I do, when I got inside the store the Manager said he thought I had ''over reacted'' ! This is the only Hobby Lobby anywhere near me so should I just ignore the managers slight?
















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    sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
    Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
    Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
    Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
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    • Mary Etheldreda
      Gushing for Jesus
       
      • Sep 2011
      • 23775
      #2
      Re: BEWARE, these 10 commandments

      Originally posted by Benedict A. Davis View Post
      What should I do...
      I would stand your ground, Brother!
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • Attila's Wife
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Jul 2013
          • 1941
          #3
          Re: BEWARE, these 10 commandments

          Originally posted by Benedict A. Davis View Post
          What should I do, when I got inside the store the Manager said he thought I had ''over reacted'' ! This is the only Hobby Lobby anywhere near me so should I just ignore the managers slight?
          Hobby Lobby is owned by the False Christian David Green, so I would see if there's an alternative. If not, can you just get the manager fired? I'm sure even the pentecoastals take a dim view of abusing customers like that.
          2 Timothy 3:16

          All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


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