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  • A-Theist
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jul 2008
    • 8

    #1

    You are all homos

    Whenever somebody mentions a penis, you "men" feel the urge to find out the full details. How is that not homosexual? You're all a bunch of faggots. I'm about to be banned, but I don't give a shit, so here, have a pretty picture.

  • VictoryOS
    True Christian™ Beauty Queen
     
    • Dec 2007
    • 5389

    #2
    Re: You are all homos

    Originally posted by A-Theist View Post
    Whenever somebody mentions a penis, you "men" feel the urge to find out the full details.
    What on earth are you going on about? A reference or a link would be nice so we could adequately argue against you.
    Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
    in 2016

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    • A-Theist
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Jul 2008
      • 8

      #3
      Re: You are all homos

      Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
      What on earth are you going on about? A reference or a link would be nice so we could adequately argue against you.
      Browse this forum, you'll see what I'm talking about. There's the "tallywhacker museum," some fag's story about boys getting naked in the woods, and he watches and even pays enough attention to their penises to find out that one is uncircumcized (which, by the way, is a Jewish tradition adopted by Western culture. Congratulations, you're all Jews).

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      • WilliamJenningsBryan
        True Christian™
         
        • Jan 2007
        • 9384

        #4
        Re: You are all homos

        Originally posted by A-Theist View Post
        Browse this forum, you'll see what I'm talking about. There's the "tallywhacker museum," some fag's story about boys getting naked in the woods, and he watches and even pays enough attention to their penises to find out that one is uncircumcized (which, by the way, is a Jewish tradition adopted by Western culture. Congratulations, you're all Jews).
        You might want to post a link so that we know what you are talking about. The Bible (KJV1611) narrowly prescribes approved uses of tallywhackers. Satan can get real clever sometimes when it comes to his membership drives. Our Pastors have to constantly be on the lookout for the latest techniques Satan might be using for lure people into sin. I simply don't see a problem with alerting the Faithful in the Congregation.
        Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
        brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
        ...and get off my lawn
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        • Brother Lazarus
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Jul 2008
          • 1062

          #5
          Re: You are all homos

          Originally posted by A-Theist View Post
          Whenever somebody mentions a penis, you "men" feel the urge to find out the full details. How is that not homosexual? You're all a bunch of faggots. I'm about to be banned, but I don't give a shit, so here, have a pretty picture.

          Well, I've examined the art that was posted and can come to only one conclusion. This is Truly Christ inspired! First, you have an innocent virginal white girl holding a gun. What can be more inspirational than that? Secondly it's apparent that this flower of Caucasian innocence has slaughtered a beast of Satan with her gun, which she possesses by rights endowed by the second amendment. This is both Godly AND American! Thirdly, look at the sign; it’s obvious that this heroine has slain the beast in some far off unGodly Asian place full of yellow skinned cowards. This is righteous American has selflessly come to some hole where the yellow dwell to demonstrate how God and the USA will save their souls! I am inspired. This idiot A-Theist comes here in a foolish attempt to mock only to unwittingly prove that the Landover Baptist Church and the USA are TRULY blessed by God!

          Yours in Christ

          Brother Lazarus
          In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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          • A-Theist
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Jul 2008
            • 8

            #6
            Re: You are all homos

            Originally posted by Brother Lazarus View Post
            Well, I've examined the art that was posted and can come to only one conclusion. This is Truly Christ inspired! First, you have an innocent virginal white girl holding a gun. What can be more inspirational than that? Secondly it's apparent that this flower of Caucasian innocence has slaughtered a beast of Satan with her gun, which she possesses by rights endowed by the second amendment. This is both Godly AND American! Thirdly, look at the sign; it’s obvious that this heroine has slain the beast in some far off unGodly Asian place full of yellow skinned cowards. This is righteous American has selflessly come to some hole where the yellow dwell to demonstrate how God and the USA will save their souls! I am inspired. This idiot A-Theist comes here in a foolish attempt to mock only to unwittingly prove that the Landover Baptist Church and the USA are TRULY blessed by God!

            Yours in Christ

            Brother Lazarus
            This is why I almost envy you "Christians." You're so blinded by your own light that you will twist anything into being holy, as ungodly as it is.
            This art was made by an Asian (or chink as you racist jackasses call them). The area is supposed to be an American place, although the sign is in Japanese to appeal to the Asian community who would most likely view this. Also, following the story behind the artwork, the child is Satan's sex slave, incarnated into a child.

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            • Tallywacker Hater
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Jun 2008
              • 210

              #7
              Re: You are all homos

              Originally posted by A-Theist View Post
              Whenever somebody mentions a penis, you "men" feel the urge to find out the full details. How is that not homosexual? You're all a bunch of faggots.
              Actually, most homosexual men aren't as fixated on "tallywackers" as these people are.

              In my case, the only thing they have been able to do is make comment after comment on mine. None of them seem to think about that thing I have called a life that's attached to my genitals.

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              • Roberta
                Anti La Leche League Organizer
                True Christian™
                • Jan 2008
                • 1817

                #8
                Re: You are all homos

                All you have ever wanted to talk about is your pending SRS. I even offered to pay for it but you did not take me up on it.

                Soooo, I'll bite. Let's talk about your life, Mo. Do you consider yourself a top or a bottom and why. I am sure we will find your answer fassinating.
                Come climb my mountains.

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                • JennyD
                  Honorary True Christian™
                  Sweet Placid Sister
                  Forum Member
                  • Dec 2007
                  • 9567

                  #9
                  Re: You are all homos

                  Originally posted by A-Theist View Post
                  This is why I almost envy you "Christians." You're so blinded by your own light that you will twist anything into being holy, as ungodly as it is.
                  This art was made by an Asian (or chink as you racist jackasses call them). The area is supposed to be an American place, although the sign is in Japanese to appeal to the Asian community who would most likely view this. Also, following the story behind the artwork, the child is Satan's sex slave, incarnated into a child.
                  Why would a slant draw a Caucasian child slaughtering a demon? And how can it be an American place? We don't have signs in Chinkese.
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                  • Brother Enoch
                    The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2008
                    • 4392

                    #10
                    Re: You are all homos

                    Originally posted by A-Theist View Post
                    Whenever somebody mentions a penis, you "men" feel the urge to find out the full details. How is that not homosexual? You're all a bunch of faggots. I'm about to be banned, but I don't give a shit, so here, have a pretty picture.

                    I'm so sorry your childhood was so bad and that you had to kill your mommy.

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                    • Ebenezer Wright
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Jul 2008
                      • 1021

                      #11
                      Re: You are all homos

                      Originally posted by Tally Ho View Post
                      Actually, most homosexual men aren't as fixated on "tallywackers" as these people are.

                      In my case, the only thing they have been able to do is make comment after comment on mine. None of them seem to think about that thing I have called a life that's attached to my genitals.
                      Well when someone comes into these Godly Forums and tells us he pretty much stuck his tallywacker in a blender to be happy. You can't help but be concerned!
                      Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

                      Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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                      • Tallywacker Hater
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Jun 2008
                        • 210

                        #12
                        Re: You are all homos

                        Originally posted by Roberta View Post
                        All you have ever wanted to talk about is your pending SRS. I even offered to pay for it but you did not take me up on it.

                        Soooo, I'll bite. Let's talk about your life, Mo. Do you consider yourself a top or a bottom and why. I am sure we will find your answer fassinating.
                        Well, that wasn't exactly what I meant, but if I can give a little trans-education to a few of the people here, I might as well.

                        (filthy disgusting perverted graphic lecture of sexural perversion deleted)

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                        • SayvedByTheLord
                          Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
                          True Christian™
                          • May 2007
                          • 3151

                          #13
                          Re: You are all homos

                          Thanks to our True Christian© Pastors and Moderators we are once again saved from disgusting descriptions of homer sex.

                          YIC


                          Leviticus 26:27-29

                          27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                          28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                          29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                          • Angry Lying Lesbian
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Jul 2008
                            • 33

                            #14
                            Re: You are all homos

                            Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
                            Thanks to our True Christian© Pastors and Moderators we are once again saved from disgusting descriptions of homer sex.

                            YIC
                            You people asked the question so why did you block out the answer? If you dont want to know something dont ask you stupid fucking moronic sheep who kiss the ass of a carpenter who has been dead for 2,000 years because you are all fuckers hahaha!

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                            • Petal
                              LBC psychiatric outpatient. Progressing nicely.
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 991

                              #15
                              Re: You are all homos

                              Originally posted by Ms.Angry Lying Lesbian View Post
                              sheep who kiss the ass of a carpenter
                              better to kiss the ass of a carpenter than kiss the carpets of a lesbean ass, Ms.AngryButts! but there be hope for you, it true

                              here be my kitty Ms.Karpet Kleaner before she got saveds, she were so depraveds she even trieds to clean her own carpets but she not ables to reach them carpets cuz her tummy so tubby thank you lord Jesus




                              she even had beady an angry liddle eyes just like you do, it kinda uncanny

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