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  • #31
    Re: PMS for Men - NOPE!

    Originally posted by hellion View Post
    No. I think Satan would much rather scheme up ways to take over heaven, than to torture me. Most likely, he'd use the rebellious souls as soldiers in his army. The more that will fight, the better.

    Either way, I'm still undecided about the whole 'god is/isn't real' situation. I still believe the bible is full of crap. And if god is real and the bible is his true word, then I'm with Satan.
    The Book of Revelation tells us exactly how Satan's little 'takeover of heaven' is going to work out. Short version: not so well.

    Undecided? Do you also need to decide whether air is real?? Jesus will weep for your soul as he gives you an casual underhand toss into the lake of fire.
    Proverbs 3:5 Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.


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    • #32
      Re: PMS for Men - NOPE!

      Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
      NASA says it is pink, so it IS pink. Get that cash on the road or risk the wrath of GOD!
      Even if that picture didn't look awfully...paintish.... let's pretend you believe that really happened. There would be a news report. A news report from a TV station, or NASA or something. Can you show me any links supporting this?
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      Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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      • #33
        Re: PMS for Men - NOPE!

        Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
        Even if that picture didn't look awfully...paintish.... let's pretend you believe that really happened. There would be a news report. A news report from a TV station, or NASA or something. Can you show me any links supporting this?
        Go outside RIGHT NOW and see for yourself. Hurry, because the phenomenon may pass away at any time.
        Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
        "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
        Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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        • #34
          Re: PMS for Men - NOPE!

          Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
          Even if that picture didn't look awfully...paintish.... let's pretend you believe that really happened. There would be a news report. A news report from a TV station, or NASA or something. Can you show me any links supporting this?
          Why would you believe such sickular things anyway? Pastor Al said it, and he's more trustworthy than any of that scum. What possible reason would he have to lie?
          Jeremiah.17.15
          Thus saith the LORD; Cursed be the man that trusteth in man, and maketh flesh his arm, and whose heart departeth from the LORD.

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          • #35
            Re: PMS for Men - NOPE!

            Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
            Go outside RIGHT NOW and see for yourself. Hurry, because the phenomenon may pass away at any time.
            I think you must have misunderstood me, Pastor. What I MEANT to say, was, I'll send it the instant I see, in the sky, the moon with your face on it, with you wearing a tinfoil hat.
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            Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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            • #36
              Re: PMS for Men - NOPE!

              Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
              I think you must have misunderstood me, Pastor. What I MEANT to say, was, I'll send it the instant I see, in the sky, the moon with your face on it, with you wearing a tinfoil hat.
              Our jew lawyers are going to be on you like white on rice. You think you can make a legally binding promise of $20,000 to Landover Baptist Church and then skip out on your very real obligation to Jesus. You're one of those indian givers, aren't you. Well it won't work this time, harlot.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • #37
                Re: PMS for Men - NOPE!

                Whoa whoa whoa.......I'm not the one who misinterpreted me in the first place, am I?
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                Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                • #38
                  Re: PMS for Men - NOPE!

                  Originally posted by ProdigalSon View Post
                  The Book of Revelation tells us exactly how Satan's little 'takeover of heaven' is going to work out. Short version: not so well.

                  Undecided? Do you also need to decide whether air is real?? Jesus will weep for your soul as he gives you an casual underhand toss into the lake of fire.
                  And how many prophecies have been wrong in the past? Hundreds. Thousands wven. What makes you think this one is any different?
                  "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

                  Moderatio est Figmentum

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                  • #39
                    Re: PMS for Men - NOPE!

                    Originally posted by hellion View Post
                    And how many prophecies have been wrong in the past? Hundreds. Thousands wven. What makes you think this one is any different?
                    With Him there is always Hope.

                    Not very long ago I was Worshipping snails, mollusks and Lilith!

                    You can, too!

                    Come back to Jesus, that is.

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                    • #40
                      Re: PMS for Men - NOPE!

                      Originally posted by Sister Sue Vera View Post
                      With Him there is always Hope.

                      Not very long ago I was Worshipping snails, mollusks and Lilith!

                      You can, too!

                      Come back to Jesus, that is.
                      Sister, snails are mollusks.
                      The Lord is a man of war: the Lord is his name.
                      Exodus 15:3

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                      • #41
                        Re: PMS for Men - NOPE!

                        Originally posted by tommy View Post
                        Sister, snails are mollusks.
                        So I got it Right, then?

                        All Praise Him, the Mighty Mollusk!

                        (Wait a minute here...! Well, I'll be done with my Christmas Shopping soon and then I can think it over!)

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