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Re: J.R.R. Tolkien: Burning in Hell
Originally posted by Witch Hammer View PostThat's right! Dragons, unicorns, demons, satyrs, cockatrices......and Jesus!
And dwarves in the Bible are cast in the correct light: as horrible freaks unworthy of God's love!
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Re: J.R.R. Tolkien: Burning in Hell
That's right! Dragons, unicorns, demons, satyrs, cockatrices......and Jesus!Originally posted by Marko Loimaan-Aho View PostI do not understand why people read these weak fake stories full of lies.
The HOLY BIBLE
is full of more exciting stories and they are all TRUE!!!
And dwarves in the Bible are cast in the correct light: as horrible freaks unworthy of God's love!Leave a comment:
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Re: J.R.R. Tolkien: Burning in Hell
I do not understand why people read these weak fake stories full of lies.Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
The HOLY BIBLE is full of more exciting stories and they are all TRUE!!!
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Re: J.R.R. Tolkien: Burning in Hell
Me too. It it isn't the Holy Bible, it should be burned!Originally posted by Titus Templeton View PostLeave a comment:
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Re: J.R.R. Tolkien: Burning in Hell
I have a lot of wisdom when it comes to literature.
Tolkien never made these stories by himself. Like many other writers he just took older stories and made a book out of it. Like Disney took the story of Aladin out of the koran.
As a Christian I feel like 90% of all writers nowadays are stealing. Or better said, if u read any book beside the Holy Bible u support a thief. Which makes u a thief.Leave a comment:
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Re: J.R.R. Tolkien: Burning in Hell
Everything about elves is satanic. Iceland, a Netherregions state, has identified no less that 13 types of elves, and we know that 13 makes a coven.
Furthermore, any Icedweller (a resident of the state of Iceland) can tell you that elves are troublemakers who love nothing more than sewing the seeds of satanic discord.
Which is exactly why we saw teen violence in malls all over the important parts of the world last Christmas. And what do malls have during the Holidays? Elves! Elves thick as thieves. Elves as thick as flies. Elves as thick as flying thieves. These elves swarm malls during the most important holiday season and infect the pliable minds of our youth, forcing them to brawl and riot. This disrupts commerce, the economy, and capitalism and ultimately results in less donations to the church.
Liberals slip industrialist hating Tolkien smut into school libraries, indoctrinating children with this filth. This exposure opens the psychic doorway to demon-elf possession because the children have been taught Tolkien's lies about elves being noble and good. These books should be banned from libraries across the country, or better yet, burned. Bookstores carrying such daemonic pornography should be boycotted.
Elf-lovers hate God, capitalism, and America. For the sake of our children, we must not support their infernal cause.Leave a comment:
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Re: J.R.R. Tolkien: Burning in Hell
They are degenerate homunculi seeded into Tolkien's mind by satan's own phallus.Originally posted by Marko Loimaan-Aho View PostLeave a comment:
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Re: J.R.R. Tolkien: Burning in Hell
Are these from some kind of Disney fairy-tale?Originally posted by Witch Hammer View PostThis drug-addled weaver of lies burns in the lake of fire for many reasons, not the least of which is for being a Catholic.
Tolkien smoking the rock cocaine of which he was so fond
Best known for forcing his pageant of knob-polishing wizards, stunted circus freaks and demoniac elves upon gullible women and children, the pig Tolkien has certainly earned his place in the festering bowels of perdition.
Tolkien's works promote anal sex, bestiality, interracial fornication, witchcraft, worship of false gods and dwarfism. Dwarves! Leviticus 21:20
Imagine, if you will, these two differing species of hell spawn tangled up in a sweaty act of cornholery:
...and the resultant rectal offspring:
Abomination!
The gnome in the first picture looks awful!!!Leave a comment:
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J.R.R. Tolkien: Burning in Hell
This drug-addled weaver of lies burns in the lake of fire for many reasons, not the least of which is for being a Catholic.
Tolkien smoking the rock cocaine of which he was so fond
Best known for forcing his pageant of knob-polishing wizards, stunted circus freaks and demoniac elves upon gullible women and children, the pig Tolkien has certainly earned his place in the festering bowels of perdition.
Tolkien's works promote anal sex, bestiality, interracial fornication, witchcraft, worship of false gods and dwarfism. Dwarves! Leviticus 21:20
Imagine, if you will, these two differing species of hell spawn tangled up in a sweaty act of cornholery:
...and the resultant rectal offspring:
Abomination!
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