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  • Naomi Ruth Lamb
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2013
    • 999
    #1

    Game of Thrones Returning Soon

    I am dismayed to learn that the ungodly television program Game of Thrones will be once again promoting lust and deceit across the airwaves soon. As any True Christian(TM) knows, there is but one Throne, our God's Throne of Grace, and there is no game that will get you there.

    I am further dismayed by all the naked flesh that appears in this program. While Freehold's cable company does not carry this show, my satellite TV dish (yes, I have the permit) still allows this program to come into my home. I have not missed an episode of it because I kept hoping the nudity and vile behaviors would cease, but as of the last episode of the show it continues. I am not daunted by this and will continue to pray before and after each hour of it this season. If anyone wants to join me in my luxuriously appointed home theatre to catch the premiere, please get in touch. Prayer changes things!

    In Christ,
    NRL
    1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers."
    Naomi Ruth Lamb, Proprietress:
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    !Voted Best Pie in Freehold!
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78553
      #2
      Re: Game of Thrones Returning Soon

      That permit just expired. I'm going to send security around to straighten things out. No more pornographic TV shows for you.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Witch Hammer
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 1717
          #3
          Re: Game of Thrones Returning Soon

          Doesn't that program showcase some kind of Godless dwarf?

          That alone should put people off from watching it. Dwarves!

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            • Naomi Ruth Lamb
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Nov 2013
              • 999
              #4
              Re: Game of Thrones Returning Soon

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              That permit just expired. I'm going to send security around to straighten things out. No more pornographic TV shows for you.
              Oh, my, Pastor! I guess I will just have to rethink that Bugatti contribution. It would have looked so nice as you drove it out of the new airplane on your way to spread the love of Christ in Palm Springs, Paris, and Monte Carlo. Oh well. It is what it is. If only you could change your mind, but no, I couldn't ask that of you.
              1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers."
              Naomi Ruth Lamb, Proprietress:
              Naomi's Moist Pie - Unsaved Unwelcome!
              Locations in 50 States and Canada
              !Voted Best Pie in Freehold!
              Once you've tasted Naomi's pie, you'll crave it again and again and again and again.
              Baptist pastors always receive a 50% discount.

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                • Alvin Moss
                  Serving Jesus
                  True Christian™
                  • Aug 2013
                  • 4468
                  #5
                  Re: Game of Thrones Returning Soon

                  I am reliably informed that the television show in question is a sort of documentary about the English. I don't know about the exposed teats people talk about. The English may be like the aborigines in New Guinea and just run around naked half the time.
                  God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                    • Naomi Ruth Lamb
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Nov 2013
                      • 999
                      #6
                      Re: Game of Thrones Returning Soon

                      Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
                      I am reliably informed that the television show in question is a sort of documentary about the English. I don't know about the exposed teats people talk about. The English may be like the aborigines in New Guinea and just run around naked half the time.
                      Brother Alvin,
                      I have taken the liberty of having the entire DVD series sent to your home. It should arrive by messenger within the hour. Perhaps you could do some research and report back your findings. I won't be able to continue mine this season unless Pastor relents.
                      Sadly,
                      NRL

                      PS: On occasion there are also nude men depicted in the series. It happens without much warning, so be aware.
                      1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers."
                      Naomi Ruth Lamb, Proprietress:
                      Naomi's Moist Pie - Unsaved Unwelcome!
                      Locations in 50 States and Canada
                      !Voted Best Pie in Freehold!
                      Once you've tasted Naomi's pie, you'll crave it again and again and again and again.
                      Baptist pastors always receive a 50% discount.

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                        • Regis Alexandrus
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Dec 2014
                          • 218
                          #7
                          Re: Game of Thrones Returning Soon

                          Originally posted by Witch Hammer View Post
                          Doesn't that program showcase some kind of Godless dwarf?

                          That alone should put people off from watching it. Dwarves!
                          Not just any dwarf, but a perverted bi-sexual one at that along with two homosexual couples and it even featured a replica of George W. Bush's head on a stake. This show is rotten and should be permanently banned.
                          Revelation 19:15 "And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God."

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