[Gregory Mitch]

Re: Cursed Machine

Dearest friends,

I find myself disturbed! My husband has tonight returned home with a television! He was so proud to show me the awful thing and the horrendous contents it contains. I have, of course, been told of the evils of television and the depravity to which it is a portal. I am afraid for my dear, beloved husband. What am I to expect now that he has brought this devil's gateway into our home? Am I right to be afraid? My father always said that a man's hands are to hold his Bible, ply his trade and discipline his family, but what shall I do now that my husband occupies one of his hands with the beastly remote? Is it true that the devil can possess a person through the screen? Will demons enter my house? I am so frightened, I am quite beside myself. I have read so many threads here, detailing the evils of these machines and I fear for my husband's soul.

In service of our Holy Father,

Faith

As soldierofchrist said, satan does in fact controll most of the media. However, if used right, it could be a great improvement to your household. You can be informed of the great evils and goods of the world, all through the trustworthy FOX news, of course.

[Freddy Osborne]

Re: Cursed Machine

Dearest friends,

I find myself disturbed! My husband has tonight returned home with a television! He was so proud to show me the awful thing and the horrendous contents it contains. I have, of course, been told of the evils of television and the depravity to which it is a portal. I am afraid for my dear, beloved husband. What am I to expect now that he has brought this devil's gateway into our home? Am I right to be afraid? My father always said that a man's hands are to hold his Bible, ply his trade and discipline his family, but what shall I do now that my husband occupies one of his hands with the beastly remote? Is it true that the devil can possess a person through the screen? Will demons enter my house? I am so frightened, I am quite beside myself. I have read so many threads here, detailing the evils of these machines and I fear for my husband's soul.

In service of our Holy Father,

Faith

Sister Basilla is spot on. I'm sure your husband has the best intentions- and maybe even a little NASCAR for him and some Paula Deen for you.
On the other hand I've seen some of the filth on English TV. My ex-wife kept going on about some lady named Mary Crawley until a finally tuned in. What a slut.