The Musical Spamalot: Condemned

[Johny Joe Hold]

This play in now being performed live next door to Freehold in the sin capital of Iowa, Des Moines. This play mocks God, prayer and everything we True Christians™ hold dear.

Sin runs so deep in Des Moines a junior version of Spamalot is being performed by preteen children. People tell me it, too, includes mock prayers and a "funny" voice of God. "Funny" indeed, God mockers.

I've told Des Moines Mayor Frankie Cownie countless times to stop allowing ridicule of Jesus on stages in his city. He just shrugs as if it is nothing. I tell him that unless he shapes his city up, eternity in hell awaits.


Performance Academy presents

Monty Python's Spamalot: Young at Part
July 31-Aug. 1, 2015





Book & Lyrics by Eric Idle
Music by John Du Prez & Eric Idle
From the original screenplay by Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones & Michael Palin
Spamalot: Young at Part is a 70-minute version of the popular Broadway musical. The show is adapted to suit teen voices. The cast of 31 Playhouse Performance Academy students, ages 12-17, will perform on the set of the Playhouse's full-length Monty Python's Spamalot production.
King Arthur and his knights embark on a search for the Grail, encountering many silly characters along the way.
Show Days & Times
1:00 PM Friday, July 31
1:00 PM and 4:00 PM Saturday, Aug. 1
Run Time
70 minutes, performed without intermission
Tickets


$10 all ages
Discounts for groups of 15+ by calling 515-277-6261515-277-6261
General admission seating
Show Advisory
Ages 8 and up
Theatre Information
Mainstage
Press Room
Cast List

[Alvin Moss]

Re: The Musical Spamalot: Condemned

This type of secular singing and dancing in no way glorifies the Lord and due to the sexually suggestive nature of even the most benign musical plays, the Lord must be highly offended by them. In this particular case, we also can add openly hostile and threatening behavior directed at God Himself. Iowa is mostly a Godly place, but even among God's people lurk large cities. Large cities are primarily populated by welfare cheats, homosexuals, car thieves and other Democrats. This is the type of behavior that goes on in them. It is a wonder that the Lord has not yet sent bolts of lightning and great tornados to destroy them.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: The Musical Spamalot: Condemned

This type of secular singing and dancing in no way glorifies the Lord and due to the sexually suggestive nature of even the most benign musical plays, the Lord must be highly offended by them.
It is a wonder that the Lord has not yet sent bolts of lightning and great tornados to destroy them.

I have heard the musical tells of homers included in the Knights of the Round Table. Not only homers, I hate to say this, but Knights with uncertain gender identity.

Bolts of lightening would be most appropriate.

[BrotherLarry]

Re: The Musical Spamalot: Condemned

Is it true that storms in Freehold contain no lightning?
Is it also true that it's only allowed to rain when Pastor Ezekiel has nowhere to travel?

The stories I've been told of your city, Mr. Mayor - ah, it sounds almost like that Heavenly City on high. And God is on the throne in both places.

Glory to His Name.

COME LORD JESUS!
BrotherLarry