Don't Vacation in Yellowstone Park. The Bears are Not Trained.

[Johny Joe Hold]

I advise Freehold families to take their family vacations right here in town. That way they don't miss church services and are not tempted by the sin that is everywhere but here.

I've learned families are especially disappointed in their trips to Yellowstone National Park. They go there with the mistaken idea it is better to see animals in the wild than in the Des Moines Zoo. Animals are much happier and healthier in the zoo where God meant for them to be.

The problem with Yellowstone is that animals are not trained to appear when families want to see them. Children like to sleep in, have breakfast, then look at the animals. Park Rangers should have the animals trained to move through the tourist areas about 10 AM each morning during the summer.

We know this is possible because Noah trained animals to board the ark walking together and not bothering other animals or the Noah family. It's time Yellowstone staff read the Bible and follow it.

[Nobar King]

Re: Don't Vacation in Yellowstone Park. The Bears are Not Trained.

If you want bears, bring women. Bears can smell blood flow for miles.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Don't Vacation in Yellowstone Park. The Bears are Not Trained.

There is absolutely no reason to ever visit Yellowstone. The park, its geological structure and hydrological circulation have all gone over to Satan. One of the Park's principal attractions is the sodomistic spring called 'Rainbow Pool'.



This Structure is openly advertising gay marriage and homer intercourse. Bears have probably been consumed by the waters of this hot cauldron!

1 Timothy 1:10
For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind, for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine;

Let us all pray for the supervolcano under the Park to erupt in the very near future as a prelude to the Tribulations that will soon befall the sinners all over!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: Don't Vacation in Yellowstone Park. The Bears are Not Trained.

Sometimes it's not what you see, but what you don't see that makes our national parks worth visiting.

[Roland]

Re: Don't Vacation in Yellowstone Park. The Bears are Not Trained.

I think they lacked experience. They should have left their cabin, pitch a tent in the woods and put their food in their tent. Try some different spots for a few nights and a personal bear sighting is assured.

Pro tip: Eat some canned tuna and sardines and leave the empty cans next to your tent.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Don't Vacation in Yellowstone Park. The Bears are Not Trained.

Bears are the Crips and Bloods of the animal world. As such, they are as untrainable as Negroes. No matter how much they are rewarded for hanging around the tourists, they will always run off once they get wind of a picnic basket. Sadly, there are many picnic baskets in Yellowstone Park, so the bears are usually hiding as they sneak about stealing the food. Anyone who lives in a city where Negroes are present is well used to this activity. A much better way to view bears would be at a zoo. Bears do just fine in a zoo. In that regard, they are much like their Negroe associates, who are also best viewed in a cage.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Don't Vacation in Yellowstone Park. The Bears are Not Trained.

I would guess that Donald Trump has plans to fix our National Parks. His background is the hotel and casino business where guests are taking care of. Things in his properties are done right and on time.

He would be appalled to learn guests stayed in his National Parks and did not see bears. Under his administration, every guest will see, not just bears, but dancing bears.

I would not be surprised to see some slot machines next to Old Faithful in Yellowstone. Why not let people enjoy both nature and games of chance?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Don't Vacation in Yellowstone Park. The Bears are Not Trained.

There are ways of training bears.

[Nobar King]

Re: Don't Vacation in Yellowstone Park. The Bears are Not Trained.

Sometimes it's not what you see, but what you don't see that makes our national parks worth visiting.

Our nation's national parks: The last safe place for white people.