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  • Toot11
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Jan 2016
    • 96

    #31
    Re: STAR WARS TAKING OVER CHURCHES

    Originally posted by Reaper42 View Post
    I meant Trout11.
    Female.

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    • Reaper42
      Unsaved trash cheese-eating surrender-monkey
      • Jan 2016
      • 88

      #32
      Re: STAR WARS TAKING OVER CHURCHES

      I figured so. There cruel women here. Ha if only they knew women are more superior in a lot of ways. Mainly without them there would be no people left get what I'm saying?
      Revelation 6:8 And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.

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      • Reaper42
        Unsaved trash cheese-eating surrender-monkey
        • Jan 2016
        • 88

        #33
        Re: STAR WARS TAKING OVER CHURCHES

        Wait wait I forgot a word I meant there cruel to women here. Sorry but I have to wait 300 seconds to post this so it will be to lait to correct my mistake.
        Revelation 6:8 And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.

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        • Alvin Moss
          Serving Jesus
          True Christian™
          • Aug 2013
          • 4468

          #34
          Re: STAR WARS TAKING OVER CHURCHES

          Mr. Reaper, your sentence structure, spelling and usage are such that anyone who was aware of their own failings would be humiliated by such a display of ignorance of the American language as you have just provided. I have no doubt that you have not the slightest idea of what I am talking about. Your hostile attitude toward God and His people will doubtless earn you a spot in Hell.
          God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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          • Reaper42
            Unsaved trash cheese-eating surrender-monkey
            • Jan 2016
            • 88

            #35
            Re: STAR WARS TAKING OVER CHURCHES

            Ok what I was going to say yesterday since I cant pm a pastor. So I want to apologize to all of you for being rude. I'm deeply sorry for my actions and words. I also want to be helped. I want to learn more about God I want Jesus to be my savior you could say. I want to be lead on the right path to salvation. I don't want to go to hell. I'm scared to. Please either or anybody read this and help? I emailed the admin but he hasn't said anything. And I have thought long and hard about this this is what I want.
            Revelation 6:8 And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.

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            • Atheist6969
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Jan 2016
              • 1

              #36
              Re: STAR WARS TAKING OVER CHURCHES

              I'm going to have to disagree with this post as I am an avid Star Wars fan and I still pray to Luke Skywalker every morning, noon and evening.

              I myself also follow the Mighty Savior himself, Jesus. But if I have to give up my obsessions about Star Wars and joining the Dark Side, I must give up Christianity.


              And you know, screw it if I go to for loving Star Wars.


              Atheist6969 out.

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              • Elmer G. White
                Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
                Victim of atheist scientific persecution
                 
                • Apr 2014
                • 10282

                #37
                Re: STAR WARS TAKING OVER CHURCHES

                Originally posted by Atheist6969 View Post
                I'm going to have to disagree with this post as I am an avid Star Wars fan and I still pray to Luke Skywalker every morning, noon and evening.

                I myself also follow the Mighty Savior himself, Jesus. But if I have to give up my obsessions about Star Wars and joining the Dark Side, I must give up Christianity.

                And you know, screw it if I go to for loving Star Wars.

                Atheist6969 out.
                Dear Sinner,

                While your post is extremely sad it also contains a grain of Truth™. You cannot worship Star Wars and Jesus at the same time. I give you only three examples.

                1. The Chew Becca character is a beast. This character is all the time touching humans, both men and women in an inappropriate manner. This is not compatible with access to Heaven.



                Leviticus 18:23
                Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.

                2. The lightsaber is not only a symbol of the tallywhacker. It is also blasphemy against Jesus and the Cross upon which He spent an awful weekend; and as the Trinity are all the same, it is also blasphemy against the Holy Spirit. That is unforgivable (Matthew 12:31). Light should not be robbed from Jesus!




                John 8:12
                Then spake Jesus again unto them, saying, I am the light of the world: he that followeth me shall not walk in darkness, but shall have the light of life.

                1 John 5:7
                For there are three that bear record in heaven, the Father, the Word, and the Holy Ghost: and these three are one.

                3. The concept of a "Rebel Alliance" is against the very Commandments of God.



                Deuteronomy 9:7
                Remember, and forget not, how thou provokedst the LORD thy God to wrath in the wilderness: from the day that thou didst depart out of the land of Egypt, until ye came unto this place, ye have been rebellious against the LORD.

                You may find this funny at the moment but I can guarantee that in due course you'll find your choices most unpleasant (Matthew 13:42).




                Yours in Christ,

                Elmer
                2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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                • Bjorn Jensen
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Apr 2012
                  • 2356

                  #38
                  Re: STAR WARS TAKING OVER CHURCHES

                  Star Wars is unbiblical - cause it teaches people not to hate

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