In a Desperate Attempt to Save the Campaign, Hillary Recruits Madonna to Offer Oral Sex for Voters

[Elmer G. White]

The campaigning may go on, but the Election 2016 is over.



With the latest Polls among the Landover Baptist Congregation Members showing >95% support for Mr. Trump among the True Christian™ Community, it is now more than certain that our next POTUS will represent the Godly Republican Party.

But, as Donald Trump said with unprecedented magnanimity:

"I will say this about Hillary," Trump said, after Clinton complimented the real estate mogul about his children during their often heated debate.
"She doesn't quit. She doesn't give up," Trump said. "And I respect that."
"She's a fighter. I disagree with much of what she's fighting for. I do disagree with her judgment in many cases."

So, unfortunately, Mrs. Clinton still tries to fight against the inevitable, humiliating loss in the elections, and against the resulting jail sentence that Mr. Trump will administer to her.

Unlike Mr. Trump, Mrs. Clinton has no experience in rational, calm argumentation (Colossians 4:6), so she tries to attract the remaining undecided voters with emotional appeals to their most animalistic instincts. In brief, her campaign now offers sex in exchange for votes. Thus, enter the lowest of the low (Isaiah 1:21): Madonna. This harlot (Ezekiel 23:19) appeared recently on a stage in Madison Square Garden, New York.

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‘If you vote for Hillary Clinton I will give you a blow job. Okay? I’m a really good. I’m not a douche and I’m not a tool.’

We certainly do believe that she has thorough experience in this kind of work, so the "good" part of her claim is probably correct from the viewpoint of an atheist youth whose only goal in life is quick physiological release. Many of us do not know what a "douche" is, so I conducted a brief Study in Creation Science, and, please, see below for an image of a "douche".


And these are tools.



Well, it is quite unlikely that she would be a douche or a tool, so this proposal is probably sincere. However, it is also soul-destroying and full of evil stuff.

‘I take my time, I have a lot of eye contact and I do swallow,’

She may be an expert when it comes to gazing, but she ain't the one who's gonna see God in His might in Heaven!

Mark 8:18
Having eyes, see ye not? and having ears, hear ye not? and do ye not remember?

She may be able to ingurgitate the precious bodily fluids of innocent men, but she'll experience some really hard-core swallowing in the very near future!

Exodus 15:12
Thou stretchedst out thy right hand, the earth swallowed them.



This incident is just the last one in the long line of lewd behavior and inappropriate acts by Mrs. Clinton during her campaign. Still, as merciful and loving True Christians™, we can still pray that these women receive the Essence of Jesus Himself and Repent (Ephesians 5:24). In the worst case scenario, however, Madonna will have to deliver her promise and perform these unspeakable acts upon dozens, perhaps hundreds of men (not women as they cannot receive oral sex) that will still defy Jesus and cast their votes for Mrs. Clinton and their souls for Satan come Election Day!




Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Alvin Moss]

Re: In a Desperate Attempt to Save the Campaign, Hillary Recruits Madonna to Offer Oral Sex for Voters

I recognize both of the old women depicted in those pictures, Brother Professor Dr. White. The one on the left (she is always on the left because she is one of the Devil's leftists) is Hillary Clinton, the noted filthy rich politician who is seeking the presidency of America. The witch to her right is the very Madonna of whom you speak.

As usual, you have clearly identified the issue- The Communist/Socialist/Democrats have run out of arguments and have resorted to offering old, worn out prostitutes for votes. I think that is illegal, but we should leave that to President Trump to deal with. He will likely put both of these demons in jail, where they can service their fellow Democrats. In the meantime, we should avert our gaze from their lurid and promiscuous schemes and focus instead on godliness and righteousness. In this manner, we will triumph with the help of God Himself.

[handmaiden]

Re: In a Desperate Attempt to Save the Campaign, Hillary Recruits Madonna to Offer Oral Sex for Voters

That kind of crude talk and general vulgarity have NO PLACE in a presidential election. At least Trump had the gentility to confine his locker room talk to a closed vehicle. It's not his fault that he was recorded.

Virtually every other utterance issuing forth from Trump's mouth has been stamped with virtue and gracious dignity. Why, the man is practically demure!


Hillary Clinton should be ashamed of herself for paying that bleached-blonde tart to make such an offer. In essence, she is paying young men to vote for her.


And frankly, it's the only way she could get a young man's vote. Any right-thinking fella knows that Trump is the real hope for his future.


After seducing such young men with the aforementioned services to secure their votes, the witch queen Hillary will turn around and c@strate them if she is elected president.


The emasculination of the nation began 96 years ago when Eve's heirs in sin were given the vote. Educational opportunities, birth control, professional advancement and laws against "domestic violence" were the fruits of that decision. Men have so little power left to them that having their w!eners played like flutes is the only way they can even feel like men anymore.


God's Own Direct Word to all of humanity is thus:


1 Corinthians 11:13

But, I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is man; and the head of Christ is God.


This tells us that man is the head of woman; not that the woman should be giving the man head.

I could go on at this point to explain about the authority that God has conferred upon the male gender in general, but it's just possible that some of you have stopped paying attention.


Remember though, that Jesus offers you something more than a pair of plump lips and a saucy tongue to lavish upon your family jewels. He and he alone offers you a jeweled crown to wear upon your actual head.


Think how nice that will feel.


Lovingly Yours,


Handmaiden

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: In a Desperate Attempt to Save the Campaign, Hillary Recruits Madonna to Offer Oral Sex for Voters

'I take my time, I have a lot of eye contact and I do swallow,'

We do know that Madonna has taken up with the Kabbalah (an ancient joo cult), but inquiring minds would like to know is if swallowing fulfills the commands of Genesis 38:9-10 regarding the spilling of seed?

[handmaiden]

Re: In a Desperate Attempt to Save the Campaign, Hillary Recruits Madonna to Offer Oral Sex for Voters

We do know that Madonna has taken up with the Kabbalah (an ancient joo cult), but inquiring minds would like to know is if swallowing fulfills the commands of Genesis 38:9-10 regarding the spilling of seed?

This is how all decent women feel about that.




Gag-reflexingly Yours,


Handmaiden

[The 420 Dank Meme]

Re: In a Desperate Attempt to Save the Campaign, Hillary Recruits Madonna to Offer Oral Sex for Voters

This forum is what you will see if the 18th century had the internet.

You Have officially just broken rule 34- anything can exist on the internet, that includes me, unfortunate you and everything you stand against


Remember me, if you ban me, I'll come back to haunt you

[Brother Gonzalez]

Re: In a Desperate Attempt to Save the Campaign, Hillary Recruits Madonna to Offer Oral Sex for Voters

Remember me, if you ban me, I'll come back to haunt you

And we are terrified. Yes, we are. So much.


Nobody is going to ban you, as long as they see a path of salvation for you. Repent, come to us, open a Bible, tithe to our pastors and the Gates of Heaven will be open to you!


Mark 16:16 - He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.


Do not forget to tithe, it is very important!

2 Corinthians 9:7 - Every man according as he purposeth in his heart, [so let him give]; not grudgingly, or of necessity: for God loveth a cheerful giver.