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  • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

    Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
    Dear Nothin':


    I have attempted several well-crafted comebacks to your various posts on this thread and find that I lose interest part-way through the process. That is how vanishingly insignificant your own contributions are to this forum, and for all I know, the world at large.


    Rest assured that your attempts at being a provocateur are, at the very least, providing me with the means to obtain some much needed slumber.


    yours,

    Handmaiden
    If you say so, ma'am. I mean, you've already given me what I've wanted: my daily laugh. Honestly, this is a lot better than self deprecation!


    Now I'm off to make a significant contribution to the world of music, then make a significant contribution to history students everywhere. Peace be upon you.


    Also, a line of emojis? I cracked up. Thank you.

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    • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

      Originally posted by Nothin' else to do View Post
      Butterfingers.
      Young lady, I will thank you not to use gaywise slang on this family friendly forum

      Now I have to explain to my clean limbed young nephew (who is on the brink of adolescence with barest wisps of soft downy fluff on his soft cheeks) that so called 'butterfingers' is gaywise slang for the forcible insertion of greased fingers twixt buttockular cleft and that this is typical of atheists to spout such inappropriate language on a family forum, I expect.

      What other gems do you have plans for innocent young boys? I hope you're happy madam, because he's crying!

      YIC
      1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

      Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

      Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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      • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

        Originally posted by dotty View Post
        ...So either be fair when you give infractions or don't give them at all
        Why would you want their approval?

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        • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

          Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
          Young lady, I will thank you not to use gaywise slang on this family friendly forum

          Now I have to explain to my clean limbed young nephew (who is on the brink of adolescence with barest wisps of soft downy fluff on his soft cheeks) that so called 'butterfingers' is gaywise slang for the forcible insertion of greased fingers twixt buttockular cleft and that this is typical of atheists to spout such inappropriate language on a family forum, I expect.

          What other gems do you have plans for innocent young boys? I hope you're happy madam, because he's crying!

          YIC
          What other gems do I have... Hmm, let's see... Ooh, tell him about Charles Darwin! That's a good one! Also, tell a white lie. You "supposedly" told him what it meant, driving him to tears. Do the sensible thing and tell him he doesn't need to know.


          Also, that... Isn't exactly what most people mean when they say butterfingers. And as for the madam, God knows I know many girls but I am not one myself.

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          • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

            In no way have I attempted to corrupt your nephew. In fact, you've done it of your own accord (that is, if this story is even true):
            Butterfingers: A clumsy person, especially one who fails to hold a catch.

            Don't believe me? Here's a link to the proof. ***non Christian link filtered by JesOS***


            Now I know how shocking it must be for somebody to prove a True Baptist's point wrong, but that's what it is. I was not saying "INAPPROPRIATE ACTS", I was saying "Oh, how clumsy of me". Somebody please provide me with a hilarious response, I'll really need one.

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            • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

              Originally posted by Nothin' else to do View Post
              In no way have I attempted to corrupt your nephew. In fact, you've done it of your own accord (that is, if this story is even true):
              Butterfingers: A clumsy person, especially one who fails to hold a catch.

              Don't believe me? Here's a link to the proof: https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=bu...obile&ie=UTF-8


              Now I know how shocking it must be for somebody to prove a True Baptist's point wrong, but that's what it is. I was not saying "INAPPROPRIATE ACTS", I was saying "Oh, how clumsy of me". Somebody please provide me with a hilarious response, I'll really need one.
              You really need to bone up on your Bible(KJV1611) knowledge young lady!

              1 Thessalonians 5:22 Abstain from all appearance of evil.

              Surely you must understand that the gaywise often talk in code when discussing how to rape (anal) unsuspecting young youths on the cusp of adulthood?

              Or would you rathe they walk naked into a gay vipers nest of drug abuse and sex (anal)?

              Romans 1:25 Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.
              Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
              Romans 1:27 And likewise also the men , leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
              Romans 1:28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;

              Don't you even Bible(KJV1611), bro?

              YIC
              1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

              Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

              Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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              • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

                Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
                You really need to bone up on your Bible(KJV1611) knowledge young lady!
                No thanks, I'm fine the way I am as a well functioning MALE.


                Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
                Surely you must understand that the gaywise often talk in code when discussing how to rape (anal) unsuspecting young youths on the cusp of adulthood?

                Ah, of course, those crafty homosexuals. They all stand there and point out the people who are close to the age of consent so that they can discuss ways to have intercourse with them. SURELY, I must know this, it's common knowledge!



                Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
                Or would you rathe they walk naked into a gay vipers nest of drug abuse and sex (anal)?

                To be honest, nobody wishes for that, but I don't think vipers can do drugs or engage in intercourse with humans, no matter how gay said vipers are.


                Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
                Don't you even Bible(KJV1611), bro?
                You just made a "do you even ___ bro" joke in 2017. I believe I asked for a hilarious response, not a stale one.

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                • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

                  Originally posted by Nothin' else to do View Post
                  ***non Christian link filtered by JesOS***
                  Google is apparently sinful. We're all going to hell.

                  Props to you though. "JesOS" is pure genius.

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                  • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

                    Originally posted by Nothin' else to do View Post
                    Ah, of course, those crafty homosexuals. They all stand there and point out the people who are close to the age of consent so that they can discuss ways to have intercourse with them. SURELY, I must know this, it's common knowledge!
                    If you are aware of this problem why are we arguing? Can we both agree that Jesus and True Christians(tm) are against the rape (anal) of naive clean limbed young youths?

                    Originally posted by Nothin' else to do View Post
                    You just made a "do you even ___ bro" joke in 2017. I believe I asked for a hilarious response, not a stale one.
                    This is another example of the elitist liberal elite mentality that militant atheists have to anybody who dares to exercise their freedom of religion. The Bible(KJV1611) tells us that we will be persecuted by haters simply for exercising our right to follow our faith.

                    Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
                    Matthew 5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
                    Matthew 5:44 But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;
                    Matthew 10:22 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved.
                    Matthew 24:9 Then shall they deliver you up to be afflicted, and shall kill you: and ye shall be hated of all nations for my name's sake.

                    I'm praying that you never have to experience homersexual advances by the anally oriented but without Christian discernment your unregenerated mind leaves a gaping whole in your defences against the predatory anal predators.

                    YIC
                    1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                    Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                    • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

                      Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
                      If you are aware of this problem why are we arguing? Can we both agree that Jesus and True Christians™ are against the rape (anal) of naive clean limbed young youths?
                      Of course. Anybody would be against that. But CLEARLY, every single gay person is also a youth predator. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. (Please note the dripping sarcasm. Not every homosexual is a sex offender. Even if you do believe they are sinful.)



                      Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
                      This is another example of the elitist liberal elite mentality that militant atheists have to anybody who dares to exercise their freedom of religion. The Bible(KJV1611) tells us that we will be persecuted by haters simply for exercising our right to follow our faith.
                      I'm not persecuting you for exercising your right to follow your faith. You praise Jesus all you want, buddy. But ending your post the way you did, with a stale meme that probably originated in some dark corner of the internet such as 4chan, I cannot take it seriously.



                      Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
                      I'm praying that you never have to experience homersexual advances by the anally oriented but without Christian discernment your unregenerated mind leaves a gaping whole in your defences against the predatory anal predators.
                      "I hope you never get sexually attacked via the prostate, but without Christianity, you will be defenceless." Correct me if I'm wrong, but that is what I took from this. Completely valid, of course.

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                      • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

                        Originally posted by Nothin' else to do View Post
                        "I hope you never get sexually attacked via the prostate, but without Christianity, you will be defenceless." Correct me if I'm wrong, but that is what I took from this. Completely valid, of course.
                        It is the Word of Jesus -Bible(KJV1611) that tells us that the gaywise are abominations and worthy of death (Leviticus 20:13).

                        So it is Christians who work night and day lobbying the Goverment to enact Biblical Law and save the youth of this great Nation.

                        Without Christians following the Bible(KJV1611) to the very letter who will protect you from the militant gay agenda?

                        Is it easy to hate the gaywise? No, it is not.

                        But when I was Saved and washed on Christ's blood and read the Bible(KJV1611) Jesus is very clear that he hates them and wants them dead.

                        I'll have you know that two of my best friends are gay and bringing those friendships to and end and telling them I would never allow them into my house or near my eager, clean limbed nephew because I feared rape (anal) was very hard but I am going to Heaven because I actually follow Jesus' word; rather than paying lip service to Him like most people do.

                        Do you see now? I hope you now understand what being a True Christian(tm) (rather than a Christian name only) means. If you don't follow the strictures of your faith why bother?

                        YIC
                        1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                        Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                        • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

                          Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
                          It is the Word of Jesus -Bible(KJV1611) that tells us that the gaywise are abominations and worthy of death (Leviticus 20:13).
                          Bit harsh, but alright.

                          So it is Christians who work night and day lobbying the Goverment to enact Biblical Law and save the youth of this great Nation.

                          Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
                          Without Christians following the Bible(KJV1611) to the very letter who will protect you from the militant gay agenda?
                          Yourself. The solution here is simple. You can protect yourself from the "militant gay agenda" by not being gay. Also, if you want to go further, don't associate yourself with them.


                          Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
                          I'll have you know that two of my best friends are gay
                          Alright, that's all fine and well, no problem here.

                          Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
                          bringing those friendships to and end and telling them I would never allow them into my house or near my eager, clean limbed nephew because I feared rape (anal) was very hard
                          WOAH THERE. That's a bit of a long jump. From liking your own gender to rape? Not every gay person wishes to "engage" with every man they see. Most are perfectly happy in a relationship with a single person. Not every homosexual is like Jimmy S.


                          Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
                          Do you see now? I hope you now understand what being a True Christian™ (rather than a Christian name only) means. If you don't follow the strictures of your faith why bother?
                          You make a compelling argument, but the point still stands that not every homosexual is a sex offender. There seems to be a lot of paranoia here.

                          Just know, I don't mean to be an awful person, I'm just stating an opinion.

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                          • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

                            Originally posted by Nothin' else to do View Post
                            ... not every homosexual is a sex offender.

                            I'm just stating an opinion.

                            Wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong. Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but you are not entitled to your own facts. All homosexuals are sex criminals and subject to God's justice. Leviticus 18:22
                            God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                            • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

                              Originally posted by Nothin' else to do View Post
                              Bit harsh, but alright.

                              So it is Christians who work night and day lobbying the Goverment to enact Biblical Law and save the youth of this great Nation.



                              Yourself. The solution here is simple. You can protect yourself from the "militant gay agenda" by not being gay. Also, if you want to go further, don't associate yourself with them.




                              Alright, that's all fine and well, no problem here.



                              WOAH THERE. That's a bit of a long jump. From liking your own gender to rape? Not every gay person wishes to "engage" with every man they see. Most are perfectly happy in a relationship with a single person. Not every homosexual is like Jimmy S.




                              You make a compelling argument, but the point still stands that not every homosexual is a sex offender. There seems to be a lot of paranoia here.

                              Just know, I don't mean to be an awful person, I'm just stating an opinion.
                              Fair enough, possibly not every one of the gaywise is a rapist but you must know what the Bible(KJV1611) says about homersexualism.

                              A Christian, by definition sees anal enthusiasts and their lesbian agitators as an abomination who is worthy of eternal torture in the fire lake of fire.

                              You don't seem to understand what being Christian means: it is not simply being nice. It is endorcing the Word of Christ (the Bible(KJV1611)) in every way.

                              You see, most people who profess to be Christian do not understand their faith very well. I would go as far to say that many atheists know the Bible(KJV1611) better

                              But a truth about Christianity is that it does very much call for the death of the gaywise and there is no sugar coating it. It is a tennant of the Christian faith.

                              Dead is dead and eternal torture at the behest of Jesus is the fate of all who would choose to be attracted to the same sex. Why anyone would make the choice to be eternally tortured rather than go to Heaven is beyond me.

                              That is why, to the unregenerate mind (yours) it seems as if the real face of Christianity is a callous, hatefully embittered in-group casting everyone not in lockstep with their views as monstrous demons worthy of death and torture for all eternity.

                              But the way to Heaven is by doing exactly what Jesus says and if that is what it takes to secure my eternal Salvation how could I do any less: after all Jesus temporarily Sacrificed Himself to Himself to Save us from His Wrath?

                              He literally caused Himself to die in agony (for a while) so that we could acknowledge this and He would then forgive us for being the fallen beings He chose to make us and would not have to torture us for all eternity for being how he made us.

                              This site is dedicated to showing people the real face of Christianity in all of it's Glory.

                              Do you see, now?

                              YIC
                              1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                              Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                              Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                              • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

                                Originally posted by Nothin' else to do View Post
                                Yourself. The solution here is simple. You can protect yourself from the "militant gay agenda" by not being gay. Also, if you want to go further, don't associate yourself with them.

                                WOAH THERE. That's a bit of a long jump. From liking your own gender to rape? Not every gay person wishes to "engage" with every man they see. Most are perfectly happy in a relationship with a single person. Not every homosexual is like Jimmy S.

                                You make a compelling argument, but the point still stands that not every homosexual is a sex offender. There seems to be a lot of paranoia here.

                                Just know, I don't mean to be an awful person, I'm just stating an opinion.
                                Well young man, you certainly are not a nice person. Hijacking a thread, with post after post about homo-rectal intercoursing.

                                And you do not understand the pervasive threat of the queers. Perhaps I cannot blame you, having never chosen to pack mud yourself.

                                The gay is consumed with rectal conquest, from the moment he awakens until he passes out after several days, due to methamphetamine fueled orgies of filthy sin that is beyond comprehension.

                                I CHOSE to be a sissy for many years and can assure you, that once a man decides to live in pursuit of the brown-eye, nothing else matters. It's all about anal, rectal and colonic assault, as often and with as many targets as possible, consenting or otherwise.

                                The gays have only one objective in mind; to inseminate the sigmoid colons of other men. It has NOTHING to do with "love" or a "relationship".

                                Kindly do not speak to what you do not know or understand.

                                In Christ
                                Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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