[Elmer G. White]

Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

I'm going to be straight up here: Life doesn't always conform and bend and twist itself to be the little world y'all want it to be. I know this the hard way. Now, how this relates to Overwatch? Quite simply, actually. The game is what it is. Nothing more, nothing less.

Mr Chill,

In the place where you can state your location you are claiming to reside on the dwarf planet Sedna, an imaginary transfirmamental (Genesis 1:6) celestial body. Even if we consider the secular astrologers' definition of this object as the most distant known body 'circumnavigating the Sun', you claim is most implausible. You have also been using strong language.

Proverbs 17:4
A wicked doer giveth heed to false lips; and a liar giveth ear to a naughty tongue.

How could we take your claims about this extremely harmful game seriously if you cannot distinguish fact from fiction regarding your own dwelling place? you should understand that this is serious and we'll be praying for you.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Negligible Spill]

Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

If you can pull up and actually read some of my previous posts, I made it clear I'm only here cos a friend told me. I read everything after he informed me of this farce of a feed vs Overwatch that Blizzard definitely ain't gonna listen. Since, I've been laughing due to all the cringe the people here are serving up for me to read, one post after another, usually in batches from the night before when I enjoy my morning coffee before my classes.

[Nothin' else to do]

Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

In the place where you can state your location you are claiming to reside on the dwarf planet Sedna, an imaginary transfirmamental (Genesis 1:6) celestial body. Even if we consider the secular astrologers' definition of this object as the most distant known body 'circumnavigating the Sun', you claim is most implausible.

Sorry to pop in unannounced, but really? Instead of picking up on the argument, you pick on a joke in the location he's put down? Come on, at least try a BIT harder.

How could we take your claims about this extremely harmful game seriously if you cannot distinguish fact from fiction regarding your own dwelling place? you should understand that this is serious and we'll be praying for you.

Remember, Negative Chill, jokes are serious business. You put a false location and you DARE to put your opinion across?! Shame on you!


I love this thread.

[Negligible Spill]

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I love this thread.

I thought I was the only one who liked it only for its absolute joke-like nature

[Nothin' else to do]

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I thought I was the only one who liked it only for its absolute joke-like nature

Nah, this place makes me laugh. Hard. Especially the infractions, they're great. My personal favourite is the one where you complain about an infraction. It's labelled something like "whining like Satan's spawn being impaled after a fair infraction." It's so beautiful.


I can't tell who here is a baptist and who's pretending anymore.

[Negligible Spill]

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Nah, this place makes me laugh. Hard. Especially the infractions, they're great. My personal favourite is the one where you complain about an infraction. It's labelled something like "whining like Satan's spawn being impaled after a fair infraction." It's so beautiful.


I can't tell who here is a baptist and who's pretending anymore.

This place is definitely one to remember. Honestly, never have I seen a place that I wanted to stick around in for sheer hilarity. (I'm clearly a pretender)

[Didymus Much]

Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

...The way this game works is this one simple sentence:

This game has no Christian ties, good or bad; you can either live with it or leave the game alone for those who enjoy it...

The exact same sentiment that's been expressed by literally hundreds of others who were too pre-occupied with their own lives to bother reading the thread and discovering that they are really adding not a dangsquit to the conversation?

<insert "not that shocked" gif here. you'll have to do it mentally cuz I ain't arsed anymore with the crowd this thread is attracting>

...Now, before I get ridiculed on my viewpoint...

Your viewpoint is valid.

Your expectations that it's in any way original (or a welcome addition to this thread) are the laughable bits here.

[Nothin' else to do]

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This place is definitely one to remember. Honestly, never have I seen a place that I wanted to stick around in for sheer hilarity. (I'm clearly a pretender)

All you have to do is say one simple thing and watch as you get told that you're going to hell.


I'm gay.


Let's test how long it takes, shall we?

[Negligible Spill]

Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

All you have to do is say one simple thing and watch as you get told that you're going to hell.


I'm gay.


Let's test how long it takes, shall we?

I'm down with that (sets a timer next to phone and Xbox One).

[Nothin' else to do]

Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

I'm down with that (sets a timer next to phone and Xbox One).

While we wait, might as well crack open the old Baptists joke book.


*ahem* Now the Southern Baptists are boycotting `The Flintstones'. They
Now the Southern Baptists are boycotting `The Flintstones'. They absolutely refuse to have a gay ol' time

Oh, I love that one.

[Negligible Spill]

Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

<insert shoulder shrug from Dante in DMC4>

[Nothin' else to do]

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<insert shoulder shrug from Dante in DMC4>

Two seconds, we got some awards. I got one labelled "Homer". Cool, I've always wanted to be a Simpson. Didn't think that Simpsons looked like pale white French people though...

[Nothin' else to do]

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Oh, this is just getting better and better. "Being gay is nothing to be proud of", they said. "You and your boyfriend need to humble yourself", they said. "We're here to talk about the bible", they said.

Well, we're SUPPOSED to be talking about overwatch and saying why it isn't to be banned, but listening to reason is incapable of a baptist, so any valid points aren't listened to, as they interfere with the previous biblical stories.


Now if THAT doesn't get me banned, I don't know what will. I actually really like the banned profile picture too, it looks quite snazzy.

[Negligible Spill]

Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

I got pink text for my name... Does that mean I'm sexually challenged?

[Negligible Spill]

Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

Welp, off to play OverwatchOKAMI YO-- (You know the rest)