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The Sims Caused the Overwatch Scourge
Brothers and Sisters,
As millions of Americans and also lesser important people are sucked into the satanic scourge that is Overwatch, we must not allow ourselves to forget that The Sims was the precursor to demonic electronic gaming. The Sims, selling more game cassettes than Pong and Pac Man, made it possible for players to allow men to fall in love with men, women to fall in love with women, and create huge houses with elaborate decorations that only a homosexual would conceive.
It wasn't long before Grand Theft Auto briefly overshadowed the Sims. In GTA, the entire purpose is to kill and elude police while driving a car down the sidewalk and engaging in premarital s-e-x. In the Sims, the player is encouraged to travel to the city and partake in drinking games and gambling and to develop relationships with other sims which almost always lead to s-e-x and p-r-e-g-n-a-n-c-y. One of the Sims, it is rumored, gave birth to the Overwatch character Elucidian, who is Lord of Lust in that game. I have it on good authority that the creators of Overwatch were PAID for distribution of their sinful game. The more wholesome electronic games such as Sonic the Hedgehog and Paperboy had no s-e-x in them and those games were distributed without fee.
When the devil enters the scene, however, that's when everything goes downhill. Soon, teenage boys were masturbating while they lusted after characters such as Seth and Harry, secret characters only available through an "Easter Egg" in the Overwatch game. Seth's enormous endowment takes up most of the 50 inch screen on my television. Harry visits Sim Villages and kidnaps characters for use in Overwatch and Grand Theft Auto. My sources tell me that the next planned character is one based on Mike Brady from the long-lived, family friendly "Brady Bunch." However, Mike is a ruthless homosexual bent on destroying the church established by Angela, who is Overwatch's only Christian character. My source works for the game's maker, and would not steer me wrong about this.
It is time to take away the game systems from the hands of our children. It is time to remove access to cellular telephones and tablets. It is time to get back to the Bible, which for years was the only entertainment in most households. When children thrill to stories of Nebuchadnezzar, Samson, Feeding the 5000, and the Annunciation of Mary, video games will flee their consciousness and Jesus will be their hero until God declares "Game Over."
As millions of Americans and also lesser important people are sucked into the satanic scourge that is Overwatch, we must not allow ourselves to forget that The Sims was the precursor to demonic electronic gaming. The Sims, selling more game cassettes than Pong and Pac Man, made it possible for players to allow men to fall in love with men, women to fall in love with women, and create huge houses with elaborate decorations that only a homosexual would conceive.
It wasn't long before Grand Theft Auto briefly overshadowed the Sims. In GTA, the entire purpose is to kill and elude police while driving a car down the sidewalk and engaging in premarital s-e-x. In the Sims, the player is encouraged to travel to the city and partake in drinking games and gambling and to develop relationships with other sims which almost always lead to s-e-x and p-r-e-g-n-a-n-c-y. One of the Sims, it is rumored, gave birth to the Overwatch character Elucidian, who is Lord of Lust in that game. I have it on good authority that the creators of Overwatch were PAID for distribution of their sinful game. The more wholesome electronic games such as Sonic the Hedgehog and Paperboy had no s-e-x in them and those games were distributed without fee.
When the devil enters the scene, however, that's when everything goes downhill. Soon, teenage boys were masturbating while they lusted after characters such as Seth and Harry, secret characters only available through an "Easter Egg" in the Overwatch game. Seth's enormous endowment takes up most of the 50 inch screen on my television. Harry visits Sim Villages and kidnaps characters for use in Overwatch and Grand Theft Auto. My sources tell me that the next planned character is one based on Mike Brady from the long-lived, family friendly "Brady Bunch." However, Mike is a ruthless homosexual bent on destroying the church established by Angela, who is Overwatch's only Christian character. My source works for the game's maker, and would not steer me wrong about this.
It is time to take away the game systems from the hands of our children. It is time to remove access to cellular telephones and tablets. It is time to get back to the Bible, which for years was the only entertainment in most households. When children thrill to stories of Nebuchadnezzar, Samson, Feeding the 5000, and the Annunciation of Mary, video games will flee their consciousness and Jesus will be their hero until God declares "Game Over."
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