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  • Brock Landers
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Aug 2016
    • 75

    #1

    Barry Manilow Comes Out as Homer

    This is just shocking. Who'd a thunk it?

  • Brother Gonzalez
    Another brick in Donald´s wall - A.K.A "The Gonz"
    True Christian™
     
    • Sep 2016
    • 2087

    #2
    Re: Barry Manilow Comes Out as Homer

    First Rock Hudson and now this.What's next?


    Homerism is winning the battle, but that also means we are getting closer to rapture.
    1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.

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    • Mary Etheldreda
      Gushing for Jesus
       
      • Sep 2011
      • 23775

      #3
      Re: Barry Manilow Comes Out as Homer

      In other news, water is wet.
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • Didymus Much
        Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
        • Jun 2010
        • 14076

        #4
        Re: No Shit, Sherlock

        Uh, dude married Garry Kief in 2014, after co-habitating for more than 30 years. Might have been a tiny little hint dropped there.

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        • handmaiden
          Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
          True Christian™
          • May 2010
          • 11316

          #5
          Re: Barry Manilow Comes Out as Homer

          Gasp!
          His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

          Guns For God and the Economy

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          • Johny Joe Hold
            Mayor of Freehold
             
            • Feb 2010
            • 12515

            #6
            Re: Barry Manilow Comes Out as Homer

            Was he really trying to hide it?

            Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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            • Levi Jones
              Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
              Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
              Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
               
              • Jul 2009
              • 13930

              #7
              Re: Barry Manilow Comes Out as Homer

              Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
              Was he really trying to hide it?

              Personally, I don't see how that is gay. I can often be seen walking the streets of West Des Moines on hot Iowa summer's days dressed similarly, ministering to the young men I meet.

              And come on, Copacabana was a song about violent bloodshed over a woman.



              This is going to hurt having to burn all my Manilow CD's, DVD's, box sets and framed ticket stubs.
              Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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