[Havocbass]

Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

Jesus died for OUR sins, not yours. He temporarily died so that SAVED people who have accepted Him as there own personal savior can have eternal life with Him in Heaven.

You're as damned as all get out pal, enjoy Hell bassboy!

I will enjoy Hell because if heaven is full of hypocrites like you I'd rather hang out there

[Levi Jones]

Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

Right let me get this correct...

Sinning sends you to hell?

Jesus died for our sins?

Thus no one can ever go to hell.

Wrong, God mocker. Jesus clearly says his angels will cast the sinners into hell.
Matthew 13:41-42 The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity;
And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.



He loves you so much He is willing to do it.

[AhHeHeHo]

Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

Yeah, God's good at all that punishment he dishes out. Little kids deserve to die horribly in hurricanes and earthquakes don't they? Thats God's punishment isn't it? If God punishes everyone for their sins then the world would be in an even worse state.

Yes, I am truly terrified.

The "punishment" you speak of is bought on us by ourselves, we choose all the time, we choose what we do and who we hang out with. I used to hang out with druggies and guess what? I made an informed choice and ditched them.

You say God punished you because you can't blame yourself for what happened, you can't say "I did that to myself, it's my fault I was there, if I had chosen not to take those drugs/hang out with those people/suck that guy off for $5 then I would've been better off".

If God chooses to punish me that's fine. I had a fair amount of shit, but I bet there are little kids in Africa that starve and suffer worse than I ever will.

"God" needs to stop "punishing" and sort the f*cking world out, he's got the time for it if he has time to go round and hand out "punishment".

[Levi Jones]

Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

I'm probably a hell of alot brighter than you think i am thanks love. did you not understand the part about respect? considering i dont believe i said anything dis-respectful in that post, i think you're just being damn spiteful now.

You need to learn to use your shift key before people will take you seriously.

[dynamitez]

Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

You need to learn to use your shift key before people will take you seriously.

I'll use my shift key if and when I wish to use it. And, maybe I'd use it more if I was receiving the respect I deserve.
I hope you all enjoy your God loving lives, as much as I enjoy mine, because in the end, we're all going to the same dark, empty space called death. Believe what you wish to believe about the afterlife, but in the end you're all just being selfish in wanting to go to this oh so wonderful place they call Heaven. And I'm pretty sure that if you're being selfish you're committing some form of sin.
Good riddens you lovely 'people' I've had enough of you all now, you're boring. Everything you say is the same, once you've read the bible once, it' pretty simple to know what words will flow from your brown tongue's.

[Havocbass]

Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

Why is everyone so quick to send each other to hell? I thought Christians were supposed to be nice people. Every Christian I know personally are some of the nicest people i know. Then we find people who call themselves Christians of this forum waiting to pounce on anyone who doesnt fit in. God would be ashamed of you treating his children like that.

[Levi Jones]

Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

Why is everyone so quick to send each other to hell? I thought Christians were supposed to be nice people. Every Christian I know personally are some of the nicest people i know. Then we find people who call themselves Christians of this forum waiting to pounce on anyone who doesnt fit in. God would be ashamed of you treating his children like that.

What do you care? You just posted that you were looking forward to hell.

I will enjoy Hell because if heaven is full of hypocrites like you I'd rather hang out there

[Omgabutchlady]

Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

Dear Omgabutchlady,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.

Reason: Attempting to force the homersexural lifestyle on GOD's favorite forum

Okay, first of all. FREE SPEECH.
Second of all, not once did I mention Homer simpson in my post, (homersexual?).
Thirdly, if you had actually meant to spell the term 'homosexual' then please check your spelling first because otherrwise you just look silly. Alongside the use of 'favorite' instead of 'favourite' because that's not how it should be spelt in proper english.
Also, I higly doubt God would think of this as his 'favorite forum', I doubt he's got time to waste looking at this poxy site.
Oh and finally!
You sir, need a new tie.

[AhHeHeHo]

Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

Actually he said he's rather be in hell than in heaven with all you hypocrites, which is what most of us would prefer, maybe American Christians are just plan nasty. On here you've proved that. To you anything that isn't God-loving will send someone to hell, at least in the Uk Christians understand your point and love to debate about God, you just have no wiggle room.

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

I'm probably a hell of alot brighter than you think i am(,) thanks love. did you not understand the part about respect? considering i dont believe i said anything dis-respectful in that post, i think (that) you're just being damn(ed) spiteful now.

If you are going to make statements about your relative brilliance, you ought to be just a bit more correct with your grammar and your spelling.

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

Dear Omgabutchlady,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.

Reason: Attempting to force the homersexural lifestyle on GOD's favorite forum

Okay, first of all. FREE SPEECH.

This is not a public forum, this is a privately owned forum. The only rights you have here are granted to you by us out of the kindness of our hearts. If you do not agree with this, you are free to stop posting at any time.

[dynamitez]

Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

If you are going to make statements about your relative brilliance, you ought to be just a bit more correct with your grammar and your spelling.

Maybe you should stop being such a grammar nazi!
I think you'll also find that I used all of the correct grammar and punctuation in the post i sent after the one that you have quoted, proving that I am infact quite capable of doing so, however, I did not wish to waste my time and efforts on people like you.
You're going to hell too Nazi mann...

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

Maybe you should stop being such a grammar nazi!
I think you'll also find that I used all of the correct grammar and punctuation in the post i sent after the one that you have quoted, proving that I am infact quite capable of doing so, however, I did not wish to waste my time and efforts on people like you.
You're going to hell too Nazi mann...

I am sorry, I did not realize that you were simply lazy and not an idiot. Please accept my sincerest apologies.

[Nobar King]

Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

Nothing posted today from this post has anything to do with Super Mario turning kids queer.

How about we stay on the subject?

[Levi Jones]

Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

Actually he said he's rather be in hell than in heaven with all you hypocrites, which is what most of us would prefer, maybe American Christians are just plan nasty. On here you've proved that. To you anything that isn't God-loving will send someone to hell, at least in the Uk Christians understand your point and love to debate about God, you just have no wiggle room.

We don't have a malicious bone in our bodies. We simply teach the entire Word of God.