World map by internet search keyword

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Is it any wonder the world is going down the toilet? Just look at this map of most popular search terms by WOMEN around the world. I don't see any Biblical words in the top 10 at all... unless of course you're all looking up lesbian corrective therapy or how to resist the allure of anal sex. I pray this is the case! That would explain the top 2 results, also how I managed to come upon the survey today. Anyone care to explain the other search terms?

[Nobar King]

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The image is alarming but not very useful without data points.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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The image is alarming but not very useful without data points.

My apologies Sir - I hope this clarifies. Note the data point.

[Sally Paulson]

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Notice how "female friendly" is only popular in...Maybe Antarctica?

Pay attention boys, every woman is a feminist in public and a misagonist in bed.

[Dennis Lukes]

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The prevalence of faggotry among women is truly disturbing. I feel sick right now. Christian efforts have mostly been aimed at converting male queers, but it is crystal clear that we need to begin fixing dykes immediately.

Seriously, I demand an explanation!

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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Notice how "female friendly" is only popular in...Maybe Antarctica?

Pay attention boys, every woman is a feminist in public and a misagonist in bed.

There seems to be a small patch of that in the middle of Europe, just east of Germany. Isn't that the place where Martina Navratilova originated? Czech-something.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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There seems to be a small patch of that in the middle of Europe, just east of Germany. Isn't that the place where Martina Navratilova originated? Czech-something.

It used to be called the former Czech Republic until Godly American bombs were dropped on it so now it's called the former former Czech Republic.

I always suspected Martina Navratilova was "female friendly" but it wasn't until I saw this map that I truly believed it. Yuck I am surrounded by lesbians. Would any gentlemen on this site wish to travel with me to explore the finer charms of Russia and the more interesting countries of the former Soviet bloc? Let's skip Kazakhstan, I just don't think we'd feel welcome there.

[Sally Paulson]

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Wasn't that where all those beefy female Olympic athletes came from? Attn kids who think trannies are the hip new thing: men have been sneaking into women's sports before it was cool.

As for female friendliness, a friend of mine says it's been replaced with "popular with women", which is just as rough as anything.

I was just at a party where a bunch of rich white women were claiming to be oppressed by comic books where the cartoon breasts are too perky. And how comic book nerds are perverts because they think piggyback rides are sexy. Look, I love to pick on nerds and sexual minorities as much as anyone else, but knowing these posturing Pharisees probably Jill off to foot-on-face spit-in-her-mouth

Sorry about the tangent. Will pray for forgiveness now.

[Dennis Lukes]

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Notice how "female friendly" is only popular in...Maybe Antarctica?

Pay attention boys, every woman is a feminist in public and a misagonist in bed.

Women are stupid, plain and simple. They claim they hate rape, and yet they fantasize about being raped. They claim to hate abuse, but they lust after "bad boys" who inevitably beat them (even when not prescribed by scripture) and treat them like trash. They claim they hate being objectified, and yet they objectify themselves by dressing like sluts, posing on every single magazine cover like it's Playboy, walking down the street in shorts with their butt cheeks hanging out and their cleavage bursting from their halter tops. No self-respect at all. If they truly believe in the #MeToo movement, they need to stop watching violent pornography that degrades women and stop treating themselves like sex toys.

[Sally Paulson]

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Women are stupid, plain and simple.

Now, my friends are not stupid, plain, or simple. I guess one is a bit plain, 7/10 while sober, but my point is that they are still classic country club republicans, only they went from born again to woke.

They still say "taxes are literally genocide". Being oppressed by taxes is one thing. Being oppressed by atheists is believable.

But when the designated driver claims that they lost their car keys because they don't have pockets because the fashion industry is dominated by a conspiracy of rape-culture fashion-bros...

[NateTheKnuckleheadToo]

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Is it any wonder the world is going down the toilet? Just look at this map of most popular search terms by WOMEN around the world. I don't see any Biblical words in the top 10 at all... unless of course you're all looking up lesbian corrective therapy or how to resist the allure of anal sex. I pray this is the case! That would explain the top 2 results, also how I managed to come upon the survey today. Anyone care to explain the other search terms?

This IS from Pornhub tho... Why do you expect to get biblical words on a map made by PORNHUB?

[Dennis Lukes]

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This IS from Pornhub tho... Why do you expect to get biblical words on a map made by PORNHUB?

No, this is the Google search history. They included an ad for some porn site because they are hopelessly-depraved, money-grubbing, hook-nosed heathens.

[NateTheKnuckleheadToo]

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No, this is the Google search history. They included an ad for some porn site because they are hopelessly-depraved, money-grubbing, hook-nosed heathens.

Okay that was, that was too funny. I was rolling on the ground for a bit from laughing.

[Dennis Lukes]

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Okay that was, that was too funny. I was rolling on the ground for a bit from laughing.

Do you think sin is funny? Do you think Judgment is funny? Do you think Damnation is funny?


There is no laughter in Hell. Not from the damned, at any rate. I'm sure the demons will cackle with glee as they douse you with sulfuric acid, break your fingers in thumbscrews, lash you to a St. Andrews cross and whip you, lower your rectum onto a Judas cradle, bite your nose off, prick your eyes with Philips head screwdrivers, snip off your testicles with rusty scissors, pull down your pants and sodomize you with a crowbar, break you on the rack, and cast you into the lake of fire!


Have you seen the Saw films, boy? Hell will make them look like My Little Pony. Only you won't be the viewer, you'll be the sufferer.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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There is no laughter in Hell. Not from the damned, at any rate.

Revelation 14:10

...they, too, will drink the wine of God's fury, which has been poured full strength into the cup of his wrath. They will be tormented with burning sulfur in the presence of the holy angels and of the Lamb

Psalm 52:5-6

Surely God will bring you down to everlasting ruin: He will snatch you up and pluck you from your tent; he will uproot you from the land of the living.The righteous also shall see, and fear, and shall laugh at him