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  • Isabella White
    True Christian™ Icon of Feminine Virtue
     
    • Mar 2019
    • 4276
    #31
    Re: Modern Art: why does it all look like vaginas?

    Originally posted by Davi Sampaio View Post
    I Guess Your Mind Is a Little Dirty, God Don't Like Dirty Minds
    Dear Miss Sampaio: I will thank you to realize, and to acknowledge, that our beloved Brother Dr. Toole is one of the finest servants of the . From your statement, wherein you wrongly accuse Dr. Toole of having a "dirty" mind, I must say that you have proved that the dirty mind pertains to you -- for even thinking of such a disgusting thing! Now, then, don't you think, in addition to your acknowledgement, that you should also apologize to dear Dr. Toole for making such an unkind and hurtful comment?
    (Mrs.) Isabella White

    Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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      • Mary Etheldreda
        Gushing for Jesus
         
        • Sep 2011
        • 23765
        #32
        Re: Modern Art: why does it all look like vaginas?

        Originally posted by Davi Sampaio View Post
        I Guess Your Mind Is a Little Dirty, God Don't Like Dirty Minds
        The man is a doctor, dear. Don't be a perv. And he is a True Christian™ which means his opinion has been fired in the kiln of righteousness and molded to the exact shape desired by the Lord, Christ Jesus. As such it is impervious to sin. Didn't you know? True Christians are Perfect!
        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • MitzaLizalor
            Completely CRAZY for the Lord
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2010
            • 14151
            #33
            Re: Modern Art: why does it all look like vaginas?

            I've decided to disable images before reading this thread in future. Perhaps a senior Pastor could put a warning at the top of the page?

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