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  • Animal Crossing: New Horizons of Lazyness

    Buonasera America.


    Here we go again. Japan, one of God's most hated country, is the home of a videogame company in Tokyo, named Nintendo (but i guess you've already know them). Nintendo is a very "conservative" company, in a way the term "conservative" is described in Japan, so no surprise that most of their games promotes sin. And one of their most known product of sinning is the Animal Crossing game series.

    In this game series, your kids go to a village full of anthrophorpical animals, and lives to them. In a few words, the zoophile heaven, something that horrifies even God: (Leviticus 20:15-16)
    And all those animals are able to even talk, like the donkey in the story of the false prophet Balaam.

    And what activities you do there? Decorating your home is an example, but there is not even a sign of a Christian Cross in the game, instead you have alot of pagan elements like this:



    Or this one:





    And the worst thing of decorating your home in Animal Crossing? Is that the game also promotes the Taoist Feng Shui, a doctrine very common in the sinful Japan.


    The game also gives you a museum, but when i checked i've discovered that instead of teaching kids Creation True Science, they chose Evilutionsm with Dinosaurs "fossils".


    And the characters even celebrate holidays, such as Christmas and Easter, but all in a full secular way and lacking any Jesus reference at all.


    And the latest game in the franchise is on a deserted island that your kids can turn into their town, but not a Christian one, since all of its citizen are likely atheists. And to enrich it, you are encouraged by a greedy joo-like raccoon to steal your resources from neighbour islands, a violation of the 7th and 10th commandaments. And if things couldn't get any worse, male characters can dress like female and viceversa. Another abomination in the eyes of God. (Deuteronomy 22:5)


    We would expect that the Coronavirus that Chinese sent to the world would keep people at home and preventing them from buying it. Unfortunately, alot of kids have the game and they are spending the whole day wasting their life when they could live like a Saint. And they are likely not gonna come out of their home when Jesus will decide that humanity suffered enough under Coronavirus. I really hope that even in their world, like in the Minecraft one, there are Christians who are spreading the Gospel to those Godless basement dweller.

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    Re: Animal Crossing: New Horizons of Lazyness

    This is a bad time for your anti-Chinese racism, and all forms of sinusphobia.

    Just think of the miserable people-of-sortof-color, stuck at home, nothing to eat but stockpiled rice. Go ahead, just try to find a food delivery service that sells bats or penguins.
    Trigger Warning: the text you have just read may have caused: flashbacks to historical oppression, normalization of whiteness, hegemonic hyper-masculinity (if I must say so myself), assumption of genders, species, and/or status as a living being, other problematic sins which are yet to be discovered and outlawed but I should still be (eventually) punished for.

    MOD NOTE: click here for a Wokish-To-English Dictionary.

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        Re: Animal Crossing: New Horizons of Lazyness

        I believe Animal Crossing needs to be banned by President Trump. It is not only lazy, but even satanic occult pagan nazi propaganda.
        I am wrong here.

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          Re: Animal Crossing: New Horizons of Lazyness

          Originally posted by Social Construct View Post
          Just think of the miserable people-of-sortof-color, stuck at home, nothing to eat but stockpiled rice. Go ahead, just try to find a food delivery service that sells bats or penguins.
          Mr or Mrs (i don't know what your gender is) are you implying that eating everything (including cats, dogs and even other humans) is a better solution than repenting from your sin of worshipping Mao and Winnie the Pooh?

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            Re: Animal Crossing: New Horizons of Lazyness

            I'm a busy man and married. I don't have time for silly games like Animal Crossing.

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              Re: Animal Crossing: New Horizons of Lazyness

              Not too familiar with Nintendo. Then again I am too involved in my Bible studies to care really.
              In Christ,

              Thomas K. White (That's Mr. White to you Sinners! )

              Rev 20:11-15

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                Re: Animal Crossing: New Horizons of Lazyness

                Originally posted by tkwhite View Post
                Not too familiar with Nintendo. Then again I am too involved in my Bible studies to care really.
                I just pooped myself. That's all I need to say.
                I am wrong here.

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                  REMEMBER (for those who do click) this is 2 minutes of your life you'll never get back

                  Originally posted by tkwhite View Post
                  Not too familiar with Nintendo. Then again I am too involved in my Bible studies to care really.
                  Apparently there's a trend for "real life" fur suit versions of the game. It also involves mime. I've decided to include some evidence for my claim — but still have 25 seconds to watch (it's rather heavy going so I've paused for some coffee) — because not everyone does that and if I post something they will at least get to see what evidence looks like.

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                  The central character seems to channel NUNS and PENGUINS at the same time
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                    Re: Animal Crossing: New Horizons of Lazynes

                    Originally posted by Romeo Rovagnati View Post
                    Mr or Mrs (i don't know what your gender is) are you implying that eating everything (including cats, dogs and even other humans) is a better solution than repenting from your sin of worshipping Mao and Winnie the Pooh?
                    It’s possible to do both.

                    Anyway, since reviewing realistic games makes you sinophobic and judgemental of the rich Chinese cultural heritage of “cannibalism” (undocumented protein transfer), how about you review a more abstract game?

                    I suggest PAC-MAN 2: dot eat dot.
                    Trigger Warning: the text you have just read may have caused: flashbacks to historical oppression, normalization of whiteness, hegemonic hyper-masculinity (if I must say so myself), assumption of genders, species, and/or status as a living being, other problematic sins which are yet to be discovered and outlawed but I should still be (eventually) punished for.

                    MOD NOTE: click here for a Wokish-To-English Dictionary.

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                      Re: Animal Crossing: New Horizons of Lazyness

                      Not everything about them is negative tho. At least they believe in God's concept of segregation.
                      Ecclesiastes 5:3b "A fool's voice is known by multitude of words."

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                        Re: Animal Crossing: New Horizons of Lazyness

                        What's that square thing?
                        Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.

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                          Originally posted by Adam Fag View Post
                          What's that square thing?
                          I'm not sure, but I think it's some kind of square.
                          Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered?
                          1 Corinthians 11:13

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                            Re: Animal Crossing: New Horizons of Lazyness

                            Originally posted by Dana723 View Post
                            I'm not sure, but I think it's some kind of square.
                            There are many squares.
                            Ecclesiastes 5:3b "A fool's voice is known by multitude of words."

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                              Re: Animal Crossing: New Horizons of Lazyness

                              I feel the urge to revive this old post, in order to warn them about a danger generated by this sinful game: some teens on TikTok are spreading a video on the web where the protagonist of the game is having bestiality with a cat dressed like an heathen egyptian. Oh Lord, have mercy!

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