Obi-Wank Kenobi - Just Another Disney Series Mocking God or a Slight Improvement?

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: Obi-Wank Kenobi - Just Another Disney Series Mocking God or a Slight Improvement?

I don't care about any of this Stargate crap, but there's one thing that bothers me. How can the Grand Inquisitor be killed in the second episode by the Nigress if he's still alive in the first season of Star Wars Rebels, the animated show set several years later in the timeline and which features the Grand Inquisitor's death scene? Are the Jews who run Disney trying to make a mockery of resurrection? They just keep bringing back characters who were killed onscreen. Darth Maul, Emperor Palpatine, Boba Fett. It's like they're trying to cheapen and de-miracularize one of the core tenets of our faith. And apparently they were too cheap to bring back William Shatner to reprise his role as Captain Picard.

[handmaiden]

Re: Obi-Wank Kenobi - Just Another Disney Series Mocking God or a Slight Improvement?

Disney has been in descent for a long time. One of their first movies was Snow White, and it showed a witch in her true form as evil and ugly and she got her comeuppance. But then they had Cinderella, which had a fairy Godmother(?). This was a clear attempt to present witchcraft in a positive way as well as a blatant usurping of male authority.

The situation got even worse in Sleeping Beauty, which had multiple fairies. Yes, there was a distinction made between the good fairies and the wicked fairy, but that is the problem. All forms of magic that are not Christian miracles--which is not actually magic but spiritual reality--are a deception from Satan and are automatically evil.

The very core of Disney with its Magic Kingdom is satanic. For the life of me, I can't understand why DeSantis ever let them into Florida in the first place. California's acceptance of Disney makes sense. California is a temple to sodomy and The Lord will be disposing of it into the sea any day now. But there are good people in charge down in Florida. They know enough to crack down on gays so it's about time that they ran Disney out of town.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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If Disney has even a shred of decency left, they'll burn this Kenobi fellow as a witch in the final episode along with the actor who plays him.
Now the works of the flesh are manifest, which are these; Adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lasciviousness, Idolatry, witchcraft, hatred, variance, emulations, wrath, strife, seditions, heresies, Envyings, murders, drunkenness, revellings, and such like: of the which I tell you before, as I have also told you in time past, that they which do such things shall not inherit the kingdom of God. Galatians 5:19-21
Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live. Exodus 22:18

We True Christians(TM) need to find a method to control Disney. Films that raise the status of witches and the rest merely advance the downward spiral into sin.

[WWJDnow]

Re: Obi-Wank Kenobi - Just Another Disney Series Mocking God or a Slight Improvement?

If Disney has even a shred of decency left, they'll burn this Kenobi fellow as a witch in the final episode along with the actor who plays him.

Now the works of the flesh are manifest, which are these; Adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lasciviousness, Idolatry, witchcraft, hatred, variance, emulations, wrath, strife, seditions, heresies, Envyings, murders, drunkenness, revellings, and such like: of the which I tell you before, as I have also told you in time past, that they which do such things shall not inherit the kingdom of God. Galatians 5:19-21

Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live. Exodus 22:18

[Elmer G. White]

Brethren! Sisters! Disney - a vile Evil Empire working 24/7 to seduce young youths of Caucasian complexion to excessive sodomy - just released its newest blockbastard called "Obi-Wank Kenobi". It is - as always - my duty to sacrifice many hours of profitable Prayer to watching the filth that the entertainment escapades of the shirtless mouse and the trouserless duck have to offer. I'll be giving + and - points along my review in this manner (+) or (-) for you to follow the score.



I really had lots of trouble following the intricate and confusing plot of this series of which two episodes (perhaps that's all there is, at least I hope and pray that it be so) have been released. It is, however, clear that this is a battle between good and evil, which is of course the most realistic way God's Creation can be depicted (+). We are in a fairyland inhabited by humans and demons, quite Biblical (+). Sometime in the past, the authorities have been able to vanquish a criminal organization called the Jedi, who have seduced young men and women into a secret society that promotes not marrying and false gods called the "Forces" (Wotan, I presume, or the Valkyries?). Still, some of these witchcraft wielding Satanists remain, and the local police force that has the licence to kill criminals on sight (+) hunts down these cancerous cells, as even the slightest stain can corrupt the whole Creation (+).

James 2:10
For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

Going well. However, this policeforce is named after Papists, it's the "Inquisition" (-) and it is led by an uppity woman (-) of servant Hamite heritage (-). She also has some lines to utter.



1 Timothy 2:12
But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

The plot gets very confusing. An uppity young female talks back to a boy and is rescued from her abusive and adoptive parents by some freelancing Proud Boys.



Apparently, they're planning to take her to a Catholic School (-) to learn chastity (+) but the villain called Obi-Wank or "Ben" kidnaps her and tries to take her to be trained in blasphemy and the "Forces" (we know, they are the forces of sodomy). The uppity woman tries to rescue her and take her to her father called Analkin (a bad choice for a name so -).

I really was a bit at lost as the Jedi are a real threat on Earth and for instance in Evil England there are hundreds of thousands of them based on the censuses, but in this series they seemed to inhabit the Firmament. However, the basic idea is that we should be subject to authorities and not question them (+) is very good (Romans 13:1). On the other hand, the characters use "light shavers" that are just phallic symbols and some of the male thespians are quite good-looking and too groomed to be heterosexual (-).



Just like Jesus, the authorities are going to establish peace and prosperity (1 Timothy 2:2) by systematic slaughter of the infidels (+) and the building of the subsequent empire (Revelation 19:21). However, the villain looks like Jesus in open blasphemy (-).



The tally: (+) 7, (-) 7. An agnostic result, it means something. I also urge you to do as many re-counts as necessary to prove Disney evil.
Will I keep watching? Definitely if more episodes appear before Jesus appears. Someone has to assess the suitability of this to the common child or woman.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer