[I Man Rastafari]

Re: Further Evidence That Video Games Are SATANIC!

Nikku my friend I am afraid you have made these white people angry. They have tolerated me very well even though I am not white or Baptist and they have come to love me though I often find myself under rebuke. The secret is to never argue with white people. All Black men are aware of this procedure so I must assume that you are a white man. Why do not you act friendly and stay a while?

[n1kku90]

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We don't care about the point of view of sinners because Jesus doesn't.

Why is it the only people who feel compelled to tell others how smart they are consistently represent themselves as mental cripples?



No need, dear. Your foolishness will be preserved for all time for readers to see the difference the Holy Spirit makes in the intellectual powers of the individual. The Lord willing, your contribution will be the final crack in some heathen's foundation of sin and rebellion, they'll recognize how foolish, and frankly ridiculous, their own lives are, and will beg Christ's forgiveness for having wasted so much oxygen lo these many years.

If you are referring to Salvation™, it is because our church is the only one with Christ ordained pastors who can guarantee it! You see, anyone semi familiar with the Holy Bible and a love for being treated like a local celebrity can stand on at a podium and tell people what to do. It should come as no surprise that the clergy attracts psycopaths more than most other professions. The difference is that Landover Baptist Church is Jesus' own personal favorite church because we preach the Holy Bible. Every. Single. Word, and we make no apology for that. We know the Word of God means what It says an says what It means, and therefore can be trusted to be followed for the sake of Salvation (2 Timothy 3:16).

"We don't care about the point of view of sinners because Jesus doesn't." I should've seen that coming
"Why is it the only people who feel compelled to tell others how smart they are consistently represent themselves as mental cripples?" If I'm coming across as a so called "mental cripple", it is because I am a college student. I stay up late at night, getting work done. I am constantly tired.
"No need, dear. Your foolishness will be preserved for all time for readers to see the difference the Holy Spirit makes in the intellectual powers of the individual. The Lord willing, your contribution will be the final crack in some heathen's foundation of sin and rebellion, they'll recognize how foolish, and frankly ridiculous, their own lives are, and will beg Christ's forgiveness for having wasted so much oxygen lo these many years." If calling it foolishness makes you happy, then be my guest.
"If you are referring to Salvation™, it is because our church is the only one with Christ ordained pastors who can guarantee it! You see, anyone semi familiar with the Holy Bible and a love for being treated like a local celebrity can stand on at a podium and tell people what to do. It should come as no surprise that the clergy attracts psycopaths more than most other professions. The difference is that Landover Baptist Church is Jesus' own personal favorite church because we preach the Holy Bible. Every. Single. Word, and we make no apology for that. We know the Word of God means what It says an says what It means, and therefore can be trusted to be followed for the sake of Salvation (2 Timothy 3:16)" After I asked, I knew I'd get an answer like this. So I looked it up on my own.

[n1kku90]

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Nikku my friend I am afraid you have made these white people angry. They have tolerated me very well even though I am not white or Baptist and they have come to love me though I often find myself under rebuke. The secret is to never argue with white people. All Black men are aware of this procedure so I must assume that you are a white man. Why do not you act friendly and stay a while?

I tried to start off friendly. I'm not the kind of person who tries to get on someone's bad side. That being said, if it comes across to me that someone is trying to get on my bad side, chances are, they'll see it.

[handmaiden]

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Btw, this forum does not shout "Read the Bible for yourself, people! It's the only way to the Truth™" to me (I like how you guys are separating your Truth ™ from the truth, btw). It says "We are going to tell you exactly what to believe, then make you read the Bible to get to the Truth ™. If you don't listen, you shall burn in hell!"

Are we looking at the same website? We are constantly and continually telling people to read the Bible. I personally feel that the Bible and its influence in world culture cannot be overstated. If you want to understand much of human history, you need to read the Bible. If you want to participate in the future of this country and have any impact over the direction that it will take in the remainder of the 21st century, then it really, really,really helps if you know the Bible and understand its importance to a large percentage of Americans.


Also, God in the Bible condemns people to burn in hell. I'm not really in charge of that.

As for my anger, I do not intend to come across angry.

Trust me when I say that I am not worried about your anger, but rather your ignorance.

Whenever someone contradicts me without solid evidence, I tend become annoyed.

You're annoyed?! What about us? The only evidence that Bible-believers care about is the Bible, and you seem to be completely oblivious to that fact. Please, find me a verse that says that video games are godly, then we'll talk.

When it's about one of my favorite pastimes, I become even more annoyed.

Yeah, well one of my favorite pastimes is hanging out on this forum and regaling people with Bible verses and fun Bible stories about mass murder and making virgins marry the men who rape them. Oh, and alliterations, I alliterations.


As for becoming annoyed, I can sort of relate. I put a lot of energy into creating a clever or meaningful closing to each and every one of my posts, and no one really seems to appreciate the effort. I imagine that Jesus does, because I enjoy thinking fun thoughts.


Belaboredly Yours,


Handmaiden

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Further Evidence That Video Games Are SATANIC!

untreated:not given medical care
mental: of or relating to the mind
disorders:disruption of normal functions; abnormal condition
In layman's terms, his mind was screwed up from birth, and no one did anything about it

Where in The Bible is there anything about inborn mental defects being "curable"?

[I Man Rastafari]

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I tried to start off friendly. I'm not the kind of person who tries to get on someone's bad side. That being said, if it comes across to me that someone is trying to get on my bad side, chances are, they'll see it.

My friend I can tell you that when someone comes to this site and immediately starts to rebuke the kindly Baptists who are in charge they become gruff and angry. I myself went to the Methodist School in Kingston Jamaica but I am Rastafari. The Methodists there always said they were like Baptists who could read but they were mistaken. I have found that these Baptists can both read and write. They are also heavily armed and feel that God is on their side. I feel it is unwise to provoke them but they are excellent examples of white people and I feel it is best to have an overstanding of the white man as part of my studies. I am a student on scholarship and will be transferring to Georgetown University but I am currently on sabbatical to assist in the political campaign of Hillary Clinton. I have achieved all of these goals and others by getting along with white people even though they are racist against the Black man. You should try the same.


Jah Guide
Trevor

[n1kku90]

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You know what? That's it. I'm done. This is pointless. It's obvious that I'm talking to a bunch of people who are unwilling to see the world from another point of view. I don't know what ever made me think that I could possibly show my point of view to you all. You may be going to heaven, but you are going through unnecessary lengths to get there. You should do what you want with your life, while still praising God.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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You should do what you want with your life, while still praising God.

That's a most confusing piece of advice. If a person finds that what they want to do with their life offends God, then they aren't praising Him. They're daring Him to smite them quickly and with a lot of smoke.

[n1kku90]

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P.S. For what kindness and acceptance I was shown, I thank the ones who showed me it.

[Nobar King]

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P.S. For what kindness and acceptance I was shown, I thank the ones who showed me it.

You think anyone here cares about that?

[MitzaLizalor]

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You think anyone here cares about that?

Probably an EMO

[handmaiden]

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Probably an EMO

Well, I'm sad to see him go. For a while there, I wanted to wash my hands of him like Pontius Pilate ( a Bible reference that he probably wouldn't get) but then for a moment, I thought that he would get over himself and have a Road to Damascus moment, (another Bible reference that he probably wouldn't get.)


Young fella, if you ever come back, we'll be happy to go over the Bible with you using a find-toothed comb. Maybe then you will finally see the Glorious© Truth™ about the Word of God and be Saved® from the fear of hellfire and damnation.


Optimistically Yours,
Handmaiden

[Brunelleschi]

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Please back away slowly from this thread and cursor up the screen to the "Jesus is xenophobic and so should we" thread. It is chock full of Biblical goodness about the concept of tolerance.


And one more time I will point out that this is a forum created for the edification of Bible-believers. We allow those who have questions about the Bible as long as they are willing to read and discuss the Bible.


You want to learn about other cultures and lifestyles, go to the National Geographic website. (Though, I hear that they have been known to feature naked brown people in their magazine.) Here, you can learn about the culture of Bible Times™.


Back in the good old days, when people from other cultures were wiped out with the sword and their lands were appropriated without a lot of unnecessary "white guilt". It was a glorious time when people knew without question that God was real and in charge and did what He asked without really asking questions.


It was a time when witches weren't allowed to live, men who lay with other men were readily condemned and a man could pay a fair price for a virgin bride, and if she wasn't a virgin, the "refund" would come in the form of stoning her to death.


I especially like the fact that women knew their place. None of this nonsense where a woman could tell a man what to do, or try to instruct him about God's Word. If you don't know what I'm talking about, read the Bible. You're gonna LOVE the Pauline writings!


Exhortingly Yours,
Handmaiden

How can you call yourself tolerant when you say something like this. Beware the little brown naked people in a magazine indeed.

[Alvin Moss]

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How can you call yourself tolerant when you say something like this. Beware the little brown naked people in a magazine indeed.

We would ask that you make a proper introduction in the forum set aside for that purpose. Not properly introducing yourself before barging in is as rude as the comment you have made. Proper decorum must be observed at all times on this Godly forum.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[T. Donnelly]

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Hello, I am a Christian as well as a retro gamer. I mostly play games from the Nintendo Entertainment System. For example I play a game called Mario Bros. Note that I didn't say Super Mario Bros.

The Original Mario Bros is about plumbers trying to fight their way through the sewers while also defeating evil turtles and crabs that are trying to kill you along with avoiding fireballs that fly towards you.

I honestly see nothing wrong with the game I have just described.