[Holy Henry]

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American Idol.
While the title of the show sounds promising, I have yet to see an episode with Jesus. As far as I can see, Jesus have never even one a single season! How can it be about an America Idol and not be about Jesus but about women and nigras. Blasphemy!

I Agree Mr Hitchens. Here in the UK we used to have Pop Idol, which confused me because I don't recall CHRIST having a successful recording career.

Glory!

[James Hutchins]

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American Idol.
While the title of the show sounds promising, I have yet to see an episode with Jesus. As far as I can see, Jesus have never even one a single season! How can it be about an America Idol and not be about Jesus but about women and nigras. Blasphemy!

[A Follower]

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If you don't like those shows the answer is simple: Don't watch them (genius)

p.s. Friends sucks
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How do you know you don't like a show unless you watch it? That wasn't very smart of you, now was it?

As we can see from the list, just about all secular tv shows are crap, and to prevent people from being disappointed, they should never have been made. Now a tv show about God, portrayed in a positive, realistic, Christian manner, with smiting and saving, could not possibly disappoint, that's why I believe all tv shows should by law be required to be Christian-themed.

[Elmer G. White]

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If you don't like those shows the answer is simple: Don't watch them (genius)

In fact, it is not simple. You are making the assumption that we would/would not be watching these shows for personal comfort and gratification. We are not. We are not in the least worried about the spiritual state of our Brethren and Sisters the True Christians™. We know that they can remain sin-free regardless of the fornicatory nature of these TV-shows. We are worried about the SINNERS, such as you. In order to be able to guide the sinners through the obstacles between them and potential conditional Love of Jesus.

It is not merely a question of likes and dislikes. It is a question of LOVE. We want people to be saved. We need to know what seduces them to the side of Satan.

James 4:8
Draw nigh to God, and he will draw nigh to you. Cleanse your hands, ye sinners; and purify your hearts, ye double minded.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[The atheist bastard]

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The Incredible Hulk



This show is about a scientist who turns into Lou Ferrigno whenever he gets mad. I'm not going to quibble about how preposterous that is--the problem is that he's practically naked after the transformation, which instills wicked thoughts in innocent viewers. How many housewives and elderly, pipe-smoking True Christians™ have had illicit fantasies about the Hulk sweeping them up in his brawny, green arms and taking them to his Hulk lair for a night of angry and intense lovemaking? Too many. The creators of this smutty show should be ashamed of themselves.


Eight is Enough



Eight is most certainly not enough. The title of this show sends the wrong message that Christian wives can have a mere eight children and stop there. A decent, God-fearing wife should produce at least fifteen kids. Those who have more than fifteen should be esteemed and applauded, as well as despised and condemned for copulating so much.


Saved by the Bell



This show offends me on many levels. There's an uppity Negro, a Mexican who wears tight trousers, a Screech, and a profane rock band called "Zack Attack." Hey, kids, how about being saved by the Lord?


Who's the Boss?



The premise involves a male housekeeper under the employ of a successful woman. That's more preposterous than a scientist turning into Lou Ferrigno. What's even more unrealistic is that the Italian main character isn't raping everyone in the house. It's a fact that Italians are depraved animals who can't go more than two minutes without sticking their peckers in something.


Friends



My only beef with Friends is that the season finale made me cry buckets. I mean, when Rachel decided to work things out with Ross rather than go to Paris, I just lost it. Those two totally belong together.

If you don't like those shows the answer is simple: Don't watch them (genius)

p.s. Friends sucks
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[The atheist bastard]

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Torchwood

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A sex-crazed homer time traveler and con man from the 51st century (which in the real world would be well after the Rapture) runs around Cardiff, England, fighting off demons that have been sent to our world either to eat us or to fornicate with us, presiding over pansexual, interracial orgies, and wearing the biggest Bluetooth headset ever seen. The show's only redeeming feature is that Captain Jack's favored mode of transportation is an SUV. Note his pretty young trophy twink, second from left.

John Barrowman, the actor who plays Captain Jack is also gay (homosexual)evil:

[harlotismymiddlename]

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The Incredible Hulk



This show is about a scientist who turns into Lou Ferrigno whenever he gets mad. I'm not going to quibble about how preposterous that is--the problem is that he's practically naked after the transformation, which instills wicked thoughts in innocent viewers. How many housewives and elderly, pipe-smoking True Christians™ have had illicit fantasies about the Hulk sweeping them up in his brawny, green arms and taking them to his Hulk lair for a night of angry and intense lovemaking? Too many. The creators of this smutty show should be ashamed of themselves.


Eight is Enough



Eight is most certainly not enough. The title of this show sends the wrong message that Christian wives can have a mere eight children and stop there. A decent, God-fearing wife should produce at least fifteen kids. Those who have more than fifteen should be esteemed and applauded, as well as despised and condemned for copulating so much.


Saved by the Bell



This show offends me on many levels. There's an uppity Negro, a Mexican who wears tight trousers, a Screech, and a profane rock band called "Zack Attack." Hey, kids, how about being saved by the Lord?


Who's the Boss?



The premise involves a male housekeeper under the employ of a successful woman. That's more preposterous than a scientist turning into Lou Ferrigno. What's even more unrealistic is that the Italian main character isn't raping everyone in the house. It's a fact that Italians are depraved animals who can't go more than two minutes without sticking their peckers in something.


Friends



My only beef with Friends is that the season finale made me cry buckets. I mean, when Rachel decided to work things out with Ross rather than go to Paris, I just lost it. Those two totally belong together.

One I really hate is Family Guy. They basically manage to offend everybody and think they are being funny. The jokes they make are inappropriate, cruel, and after a few seasons, I honestly can't stand it.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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I hate 'Father Ted'

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Father_Ted

First it's about Irishmen (known drunkards): Genesis 9:20-26 - Noah became drunk; the result was immorality and family trouble.

Second it's protagonist Cathlic Priests (the fact that they fail to highlight the tradition of bottom touchery and peedofillia is telling in and of itself).

And third it glorifies Catherlik priests as paragons of Christian values when any fool know they are chain smoking, embezzling, stupid, alcoholic, foul mouthed, choir boy buggering, crypto fashist.

It's no accident both Cathlicks and Nazis dess in black and order everyone around.

It' also no accident the star of the show died soon after the last episode was wrapped http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dermot_Morgan

If I whet my glittering sword, and mine hand take hold on judgment; I will render vengeance to mine enemies, and will reward them that hate me. Deut 32:41
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[Redeemed Papist]

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I'm certain, we say it all the time!

Which is why you're all going to Hell.

But let us, who are of the day, be sober, putting on the breastplate of faith and love; and for an helmet, the hope of salvation.

If you spent more time praising God and less time realising all your friends are people you hate and want to mock you'd be further from Satan's grasp.

[UnSafe&UnSound]

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Are you sure about that?

I'm pretty sure "taking the Mick" is what they call it when a sodomite "bottoms" for an Irishman.

I'm certain, we say it all the time!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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To take the mick means to make fun or laugh about something or someone! Honestly! That is just wrong! http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/344000.html There it shows you!

Are you sure about that?

I'm pretty sure "taking the Mick" is what they call it when a sodomite "bottoms" for an Irishman.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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To take the mick means to make fun or laugh about something or someone! Honestly! That is just wrong! http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/344000.html There it shows you!

You remind me that I've been meaning to do a thread on Cockney rhyming slang and cultural degeneracy.

[UnSafe&UnSound]

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So Scottish men milk each other all the time? That must be why they never wear underwear. Aren't you scared of Hell? Or all you too drunk to even consider eternal damnation?

To take the mick means to make fun or laugh about something or someone! Honestly! That is just wrong! http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/344000.html There it shows you!

[Cranky Old Man]

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If you didn't notice that video was done by a Scottish and it's because we aren't scared to take the mick out of ourselves...

So Scottish men milk each other all the time? That must be why they never wear underwear. Aren't you scared of Hell? Or all you too drunk to even consider eternal damnation?

[UnSafe&UnSound]

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That's the worst lie I've heard in years. You don't seriously think we're going to believe that. There's even a song about it.

If you didn't notice that video was done by a Scottish and it's because we aren't scared to take the mick out of ourselves...

Also I don't run to stereotyping American People so why are you stereotyping Scottish People! And that isn't a big Scottish band, check out Biffy Clyro!