God's Favorite Idiot

[MitzaLizalor]

I went for a 10 mins "greatest hits" mix.

Never having heard of this singularly unprepossessing dame, apparently she's a comedian, “Maybe one smile?” I foolishly thought. Nothing. Not even a grimace. Actually I only made it 2½ mins in, started to feel sick, probably not anything I'd eaten but who knows?

Not wanting to comment in ignorance, if she's advanced to IDIOT status, I'll accept that.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

While Ms. Melissa is here she could do worse than steal some good, clean jokes rather than trying to be "cool" blaspheming the Lord for cheap laughs.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Brethren and Sistren,

Please pray that evil whore, unfunny "comedian" Melissa McCarthy and her bound husband, Ben Falcone's show is a flop. It seems they have been visiting and stole the term "God's Favorite" from us! Surely she isn't GOD'S favorite anything!



I would like to talk to our attorneys immediately to see if we can sue her for infringement!