[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: NEW SUPER MARIO BROS WII: homosexual recruiting tool!

Yoshi lays eggs. Therefore, Yoshi is female. Might want to edit the list slightly.

More queer propaganda. The japs did that on purpose to make you think that a male might bear children instead of females the way God intended. Plus, "Yoshi" is a male name without a doubt. My laundry boy in Tokyo is called Yoshi. And he does not lay eggs.

[gm jack]

Re: NEW SUPER MARIO BROS WII: homosexual recruiting tool!

Yoshi lays eggs. Therefore, Yoshi is female. Might want to edit the list slightly.

[Gunna_B_Saved]

Re: NEW SUPER MARIO BROS WII: homosexual recruiting tool!

I'm not suprised that these faggot japanese homers are putting out another gay recruitment "game"

This isn't the first time these "men" have disgraced Jesus with their sins. In addition to all the other Super Mario games, just look what these blasphemers have done to the holy image of Christ on the cross [offensive website link deleted by JesOS(c)]

[Rev. Rick James]

Re: NEW SUPER MARIO BROS WII: homosexual recruiting tool!

Then why are you here? Jesus called you here for a reason, boy. He wants you to stop worshiping Charles Dawkins and worship Him instead.

Jesus doesn't want you to go to hell, but He'll send you there if you force Him to.

So.. He doesn't want me to go there.. But he'll laugh his ass off and take pleasure in my screams if I do?

That sounds a bit off to me..

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: NEW SUPER MARIO BROS WII: homosexual recruiting tool!

I'm sorry, but even if there was evidence to suggest God's existence, if he laughs at those who are unfortunate enough to end up in hell, there is no way I would want to accept him as my savior.

Then why are you here? Jesus called you here for a reason, boy. He wants you to stop worshiping Charles Dawkins and worship Him instead.

Jesus doesn't want you to go to hell, but He'll send you there if you force Him to.

[Rev. Rick James]

Re: NEW SUPER MARIO BROS WII: homosexual recruiting tool!

I do not pray, nor do I have an altar to anyone. I just know that God doesn't exist. Looking at the facts and evidence does not require prayers, and there is zero evidence to suggest God exists. I realize I'm preaching to the choir, I don't expect any of you to understand.

Your understanding of Atheism is laughable.

I am curious about one thing, however; why is it that you believe you can freely insult anyone who disagrees with you? Surely laughing at someone "While they burn in hell" is not a godly thing to do?

I'm sorry, but even if there was evidence to suggest God's existence, if he laughs at those who are unfortunate enough to end up in hell, there is no way I would want to accept him as my savior.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: NEW SUPER MARIO BROS WII: homosexual recruiting tool!

How long have you subscribed to the cult of Richard Dawkins and Charles Darwin?

What kind of altar do you have at your home? A picture of a monkey?

As what the Reverend said.

Do you pray to yourself when you do your atheist prayers James?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: NEW SUPER MARIO BROS WII: homosexual recruiting tool!

As an Atheist, I have no time with people peddling absurd supernatural humans no one can see and survive their own deaths.

You people are insane.

How long have you subscribed to the cult of Richard Dawkins and Charles Darwin?

What kind of altar do you have at your home? A picture of a monkey?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: NEW SUPER MARIO BROS WII: homosexual recruiting tool!

As an Atheist, I have no time with people peddling absurd supernatural humans no one can see and survive their own deaths.

You people are insane.

Dear Godmocking Whore;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and selling drugs to schoolchildren to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[Rev. Rick James]

Re: NEW SUPER MARIO BROS WII: homosexual recruiting tool!

Spaghetti Monster? Get real. As a Christian I have no time with people peddling absurd supernatural creatures no one can see and survive their own deaths. You people are insane.

As an Atheist, I have no time with people peddling absurd supernatural humans no one can see and survive their own deaths.

You people are insane.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: NEW SUPER MARIO BROS WII: homosexual recruiting tool!

You guys are all wrong. I'm in heaven right now, and your views on it are extremely misguided. There is no Jesus up here. It's run by me, and the spaghetti monster. He's delicious. Did I mention we're gay? I guess that's important. Although, since he's a spaghetti monster, it probably didn't sound gay until I mentioned it. Heaven is not white, and it's not a gated community. It's black, pitch black. Like most of the sex toys we use. They blend in, we should probably buy a different color. I'm thinking pink.

Spaghetti Monster? Get real. As a Christian I have no time with people peddling absurd supernatural creatures no one can see and survive their own deaths. You people are insane.

[Quetzalcoatl]

Re: NEW SUPER MARIO BROS WII: homosexual recruiting tool!

You guys are all wrong. I'm in heaven right now, and your views on it are extremely misguided. There is no Jesus up here. It's run by me, and the spaghetti monster. He's delicious. Did I mention we're gay? I guess that's important. Although, since he's a spaghetti monster, it probably didn't sound gay until I mentioned it. Heaven is not white, and it's not a gated community. It's black, pitch black. Like most of the sex toys we use. They blend in, we should probably buy a different color. I'm thinking pink.

Being gay is alright. Gay sex is alright. Getting married and then the roughest gay sex you can even imagine is alright.

And why does no one mention trees in heaven? They're everywhere. This place is overgrown and desperately needs a gardener.

This bubble that you guys live in is going to burst one day, and someone's gonna call out your church on all it's bullshit. And when you die, you're gonna rot in the ground like just about everyone else. Unless you believe in me, or the spaghetti monster. If you do, you can come have a big tasty gay orgy with us in heaven.

I'd also like to add that I don't think Jesus was murdered so your church could molest a bunch of children. That's just.. That's bad, you guys. You need to stop doing that.

PS: Levi were you in Jesus Camp? I loved that movie. I watch it with the spaghetti monster while I'm taking him from behind.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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And to answer your question, it is part of Buddhist/Daoist beliefs, and I'm sure I can find a place for you in some part of Inferno from The Divine Comedy.

Here, enjoy this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6MGc12GJc4&feature=sub

Why do you hate Jesus? What has He ever done to you, except die temporarily to forgive YOUR sins so that if you believe on Him and follow His Laws, you won't have to go burn in Hell for all of eternity?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: NEW SUPER MARIO BROS WII: homosexual recruiting tool!

It's ok, continue disregarding how that post was in 2 parts, and only the 2nd part was to address your question, not the 1st. But hey, continue hating and treating people unfairly, that is where you will be sent further into hell than I ever will be.

Friend,

We do no hate anyone. We are trying to get Jesus message out to the world and that requires us to be truthful about what Christ and The Bible says and what is sin and what is Righteous behavior. The only reason people see this as "hateful and unfair" is because of their selfish depravity. But as good and true Christians we can't lie to people just to spare there feelings.

[infinity in hell]

Re: NEW SUPER MARIO BROS WII: homosexual recruiting tool!

None of those verses mention hell at all, much less a "13th layer." You fail.



This is a Christian forum, and we do not worship Buddhist/Daoist demons. Jesus temporarily suffered and died on the cross for my sins, not some fat chink. You fail.



Thank you for sharing that hateful rant. Is that your husband in the video?

Triple fail.

Enjoy hell.

It's ok, continue disregarding how that post was in 2 parts, and only the 2nd part was to address your question, not the 1st. But hey, continue hating and treating people unfairly, that is where you will be sent further into hell than I ever will be.