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  • Henry Poppendorfer
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    Re: NEW SUPER MARIO BROS WII: homosexual recruiting tool!

    Anything with the term "Wii" in the title smacks of being an abomination. The title is already dangerously close to being a euphemism, and the only time it's appropriate to ever discuss something so sinful and horrible is when denouncing it in God's name.

    Besides, I've heard that to use it you have to actually engage in physical motions with a vaguely phallus-shaped controller! Yeah, enjoy your motion sensors when Satan's "wii" is being jammed up your blasphemous rectum for all eternity, sinners. I'd prefer it if you didn't peddle your plumbing-based Italian smut (a sweaty Ron Jeremy-type in a plumbing suit sliding down a tube? In what way is that NOT softcore porn?) to my family while you're at it.

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  • Didymus Much
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    Re: NEW SUPER MARIO BROS WII: homosexual recruiting tool!

    Originally posted by Mr.Common Sense View Post
    Barge into this place? It's a website. Anyone can come and go. And if your asking what it is. It's working.
    Websites are not public property. Someone has to pay for a webserver, internet access, software licenses, etc.

    You are a guest here, though for how much longer I'll not hazard a guess.

    Matthew 10:14 "And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear your words, when ye depart out of that house or city, shake off the dust of your feet."

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  • Mr.Common Sense
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    Re: NEW SUPER MARIO BROS WII: homosexual recruiting tool!

    Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
    "You barge into a place"

    "What's your game?"
    Barge into this place? It's a website. Anyone can come and go. And if your asking what it is. It's working.

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  • Redeemed Papist
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    Re: NEW SUPER MARIO BROS WII: homosexual recruiting tool!

    Originally posted by Mr.Common Sense View Post
    Do I come of as someone who cares how I should talk to a "True Christian"
    At least you are up front about how rude you are. You barge into a place where we are trying to raise our children with good upstanding morals in the name of Jesus and start throwing your weight about.

    What's your game?

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  • Mr.Common Sense
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    Re: NEW SUPER MARIO BROS WII: homosexual recruiting tool!

    Originally posted by Noah Sole View Post
    That is really not the way to talk to a True Christian™


    YIC
    Do I come of as someone who cares how I should talk to a "True Christian"

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  • Redeemed Papist
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    Re: NEW SUPER MARIO BROS WII: homosexual recruiting tool!

    Originally posted by Noah Sole View Post
    Yes Brother truly ironic...
    He's just another pervert who thinks he can distract us from what's really going on by launching personal attacks, persecuting us and being a false prophet.
    1 Timothy 4:1,2
    1Now the Spirit speaketh expressly, that in the latter times some shall depart from the faith, giving heed to seducing spirits, and doctrines of devils; 2Speaking lies in hypocrisy; having their conscience seared with a hot iron;

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  • Noah Sole
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    Re: NEW SUPER MARIO BROS WII: homosexual recruiting tool!

    Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
    An ironic ad hominem for laughs (I assume you typed you're as your to be ironic) doesn't really do much to deflect from the issue of you being way too interested in stopping children being properly raised to respect God and derive all their morals and values from Biblical principles.
    Yes Brother truly ironic...

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  • Redeemed Papist
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    Re: NEW SUPER MARIO BROS WII: homosexual recruiting tool!

    Originally posted by Mr.Common Sense View Post
    Your really retarded.
    An ironic ad hominem for laughs (I assume you typed you're as your to be ironic) doesn't really do much to deflect from the issue of you being way too interested in stopping children being properly raised to respect God and derive all their morals and values from Biblical principles.
    2 Kings 2:23,24
    23And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. 24And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

    Here we see children being taught to respect their elders. The survivors certainly wouldn't have been calling anyone "baldy" again. Upset God and disrespect His prophets and this is what you can expect.

    GLORY!

    And you want to distract them by luring them to play Nintendos?

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  • ExGay Alex
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    There is not the slightest Godly or heterosexual element in Mario "brothers". I saw my nephew playing this game once and I took grabbed his little Nintendo and threw it straight to the street.

    The whole concept involves prancing and hopping up and down like a sissy girl, flitting from post to pillar, never stopping to read a scripture or to pray, and instead grabbing little gold coins like a common Jew.

    Worst of all, the character has a mustache just your standard Tom of Finland homer leather freak, disguised slightly to cute him up and make him attractive to people like my nephew. I offered to discipline him, as I am stronger than my sister, but she said no, to let his father deal with him. But I swear it was all I could do when I saw him playing that homo game not to grab him, pull his jeans and spiderman underpants down to his ankles, and turn him over my knee, and spank the demons right out of his little buttocks. The righteous wrath of Jesus was in my heart that day, friends, and if I ever see him with that Mario fag filth again he'll be holding his little testicles while I take a belt to his backside.

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  • Noah Sole
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    Re: NEW SUPER MARIO BROS WII: homosexual recruiting tool!

    Originally posted by Mr.Common Sense View Post
    Your really retarded.
    That is really not the way to talk to a True Christian™

    By the way the correct usage is you're (it's short for you are) - and I won't ask the blindingly obvious question..


    YIC

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  • Mr.Common Sense
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    Re: NEW SUPER MARIO BROS WII: homosexual recruiting tool!

    Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
    I love the way you turn this on its head because you don't want to address the issue of why you want us to indoctrinate our children into thinking that brightly coloured cartoon characters engaging in acts of a sinful nature is normal. Why do you want us to brainwash our children with secular things?
    Your really retarded.

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  • Redeemed Papist
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    Re: NEW SUPER MARIO BROS WII: homosexual recruiting tool!

    Originally posted by Mr.Common Sense View Post
    If the game is as evil for children as you say it is. Then why buy the Nintendo Wii for you're children in the first place. You know there isn't a single computer game out there you're gonna like now a days. So why bother in the first place?
    I love the way you turn this on its head because you don't want to address the issue of why you want us to indoctrinate our children into thinking that brightly coloured cartoon characters engaging in acts of a sinful nature is normal. Why do you want us to brainwash our children with secular things?

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  • Mr.Common Sense
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    Re: NEW SUPER MARIO BROS WII: homosexual recruiting tool!

    Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
    Why do you want to dictate to good True Christian™ parents what they can and cannot ban their children from playing?

    Why do you have a vested interest in getting children to play a devil game? Stay away from our children!
    If the game is as evil for children as you say it is. Then why buy the Nintendo Wii for you're children in the first place. You know there isn't a single computer game out there you're gonna like now a days. So why bother in the first place?

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  • Redeemed Papist
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    Re: NEW SUPER MARIO BROS WII: homosexual recruiting tool!

    Originally posted by Mr.Common Sense View Post
    I was sticking to facts. The fact that when I put a link to a thesaurus up, you lot call it porn. If that don't show that this websites gone "Oh crap his making to much sense. Better making him look like a porn freak or something" I don't know what dose.
    Backtrack all you like, friend. It's becoming obvious you have an unhealthy interest in getting our children to neglect their Bible reading and learning God's views on morality and how to please God by being fruitful and multiplying rather than growing up abusing themselves with others of the same gender. It doesn't surprise me at all that you'd post some porn in a thread that unsaved trash children might stumble across in their wanton and unsupervised web sessions.

    Doubtless a few of them would be deflected away from God's love and mercy and hatred of homosexuality and perhaps even be curious about you, the nice person who provides them with a way to masturbate.

    Here at Landover it's all about raising soldiers for Christ who have a wholly proportionate view of the world by virtue of believing unquestioningly in the KJV as the default truth for the world. Why would you disrupt that?

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  • Mr.Common Sense
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    Re: NEW SUPER MARIO BROS WII: homosexual recruiting tool!

    Originally posted by Laurence Niles View Post
    Trying to change the subject is no way to make your point.

    Please stick to facts.

    YIC
    I was sticking to facts. The fact that when I put a link to a thesaurus up, you lot call it porn. If that don't show that this websites gone "Oh crap his making to much sense. Better making him look like a porn freak or something" I don't know what dose.

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