Anything with the term "Wii" in the title smacks of being an abomination. The title is already dangerously close to being a euphemism, and the only time it's appropriate to ever discuss something so sinful and horrible is when denouncing it in God's name.
Besides, I've heard that to use it you have to actually engage in physical motions with a vaguely phallus-shaped controller!


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