[Lord Lucifer]

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It seems to fit you pritty well.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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To make clear where you went wrong. And you have called me shallow twice this week, but god forgives you for forgeting.

Well, if the shoes fits......

[Lord Lucifer]

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To make clear where you went wrong. And you have called me shallow twice this week, but god forgives you for forgeting.

[OnYourKnees]

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If you had read the posts you would have seen that this is about something completely different. But as you are too 'shallow', as that was what you called mé, god will forgive you for not doing so.

When have I called you shallow?

Why do you think this thread is not about unChristian music? Did you bother to start at the beginning?

Why do you insist on putting accents on words that don't require them?

[Lord Lucifer]

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For someone desperate for a list of banned/unChristian music, you certainly seem intent on derailing the thread on that very subject.

If you had read the posts you would have seen that this is about something completely different. But as you are too 'shallow', as that was what you called mé, god will forgive you for not doing so.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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He need not touch his unmentionables to be guilty in the eyes of the LORD.

Matthew 5:28
But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart.

[Phoenix Risen]

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When Hanley sings, she is inspiring men to commit fornication and onanism, and to abandon Jesus for empty material pleasures. Her voice is that of a demon whore.

If simply hearing a woman sing makes a guy grab for his privates, he really needs to get out more.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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There's plenty wrong with it. It attempts to supplant the glory of God with something that is earthly and meaningless.

Proverbs 31:30
Favour is deceitful, and beauty is vain: but a woman that feareth the LORD, she shall be praised.

When Hanley sings, she is inspiring men to commit fornication and onanism, and to abandon Jesus for empty material pleasures. Her voice is that of a demon whore.

Philippians 3:19
Whose end is destruction, whose God is their belly, and whose glory is in their shame, who mind earthly things.

[Phoenix Risen]

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Well, I like her voice. She sings very lovely.

There's nothing wrong with beauty for its own sake.

[OnYourKnees]

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Make a list of their sayings and put a "X" behind each one we have made impossible. Then we can just work on each one untill they are all completed

For someone desperate for a list of banned/unChristian music, you certainly seem intent on derailing the thread on that very subject.

[Lord Lucifer]

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Make a list of their sayings and put a "X" behind each one we have made impossible. Then we can just work on each one untill they are all completed

[Brother Temperance]

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Freedom-hating rock? Wow, i thought they prefered to discard rules and be free that way. More like anarchy.

Anarchism is basically pretty similar to Islam. They are both violent, terroristic threats to freedom and democracy.

And if you leave them alone, their own sayings will come true: "You cant stop rock and roll"

That is why we must intern them, to stop their sayings coming true.

[Lord Lucifer]

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Freedom-hating rock? Wow, i thought they prefered to discard rules and be free that way. More like anarchy.
And if you leave them alone, their own sayings will come true: "You cant stop rock and roll"

[Brother Temperance]

The Ungovernable Farce

Hinder sung Lips of an Angel and Better than me. Very good songs.

Yes, I can see why you'd empathise with songs about being inferior.

Now, where we? Oh yes, banned music for teens.
Today's banned artists:
Combichrist: The very name is unspeakably blasphemous and Catholic. The Pope might like to "combi[ne]Christ" with pagan Babylonian and Dagonist rituals, but that doesn't make it an acceptable way for decent people to behave. In addition, he has a mohawk, which is notorious for being one of the faggotiest hairstyles in existence. The lyrical content is equally despicable, with the song "God Bless" simply consisting of the words "God Bless" and a recitation of the names of various serial killers. While "God Bless David Berkowitz" is a completely reasonable and understandable statement, many of the other serial killers mentioned in this song are not Forgiven, and so there is no reason to ask God to bless them. The musical backdrop to all this is a relentless assault of churning repetitive beats - it is difficult to imagine how anyone other than a Polack who was cooked and bombed on vodka and disco biscuits could find this stuff even remotely tolerable.

The Ramones: A Christian parent having their ear caught by a snappy tune which sounds like it's expressing the perfectly acceptable statement "I don't want to walk around with Jews" might be forgiven for assuming that the musicians behind such a tune would be perfectly fine listening for their young ones, but beware! Known primarily for making girly long hair trendy, the Ramones also pioneered the art of pushing songs down to 1 or 2 minutes, thus ruining a generation's attention span and producing a veritable army of youth unable to concentrate long enough to memorise even a single chapter of 1 Kings. Their lifestyle no doubt does much to explain this lack of an attention span: songs such as "Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue" and "Carbona Not Glue" promote the joys of abusing household products for cheap thrills, while "Rice Eater Man" encourages listeners to live off a diet of rice, noodles and bourbon biscuits rather than settling down with a nice Christian girl who can cook them steaks and other such Godly things, and "53rd & 3rd" is about performing oral fornication on elderly Democratic politicians for money. These lyrics were no mere shock tactics: a quick glance at their notoriously torn jeans demonstrate that these were men who spent a lot of time on their knees, and their sparse record of Church attendance would seem to indicate that they weren't praising Jesus!

Conflict: Even by the standards of really really bad things, there is no doubting that this lot are bad. Fortunately, a combination of their hellishly unlistenable music and incomprehensible British accents have thus far prevented any Americans from listening to them long enough to work out what these lunatics were shouting about, which is just as well, for if the full nature of these Godless punks' subversive troublemaking ever became widely known in America, Britain would instantly become a target in the War on Terror, and the Godly USAF would reduce the entire city I'm living in to a pile of smoking rubble. I hardly need bother adding this lot to the list of banned music, since hearing 30 seconds of it ought to put anyone off secular "music" for life; it is against the law to reproduce some of the more obviously terroristic lyrics of these vegan nutcases, and they have been subject to heavy legal harrassment, in a way that Jesus surely approves of:


In fact, these maniacs can almost be regarded as providing a useful service: if they carry on at this rate, we'll have all the freedom-hating rock music fans banged up behind bars in no time!

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Three days grace is nice.. the other one i dont know.

Hinder sung Lips of an Angel and Better than me. Very good songs.