[Brother Temperance]

Re: BANNED MUSIC for Teens - List it Here

What do you have against the guy anyway?

Um, other than consistently promoting hatred of Christianity and the murder of children?

I was just wondering if we might help our Christian teens by adding a no non-white music rule, regardless of the type of music or name of the band?

Praise! Since 99% of songs by white rock bands were originally written by Chuck Berry, that would also eliminate the threat of rock'n'roll music! I am very enthusiastic about this idea.

I have a poster of Manson in my room...

This is supposed to be a banned music for teens thread, not a banned pornographic imagery that teens pollute themselves over thread.

[Homertard]

Re: BANNED MUSIC for Teens - List it Here

Ministry - Alright band
Faith No More - Great vocals.
Muse (damn bunch of atheists!!!) - Very nearly saw them, but didn't go.


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I have a poster of Manson in my room, 3 of my friends have seen him live, and I have 2 albums by him.

Having said that, I rarely listen to him now.

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: BANNED MUSIC for Teens - List it Here

I was just wondering if we might help our Christian teens by adding a no non-white music rule, regardless of the type of music or name of the band?

[Father Thomas Martin]

Re: BANNED MUSIC for Teens - List it Here

Marilyn Manson is a he, his real name is actually Brian Warner. His stage name is a combination of Marilyn Monroe and Charles Manson. As for his music, I'm not that fond of it anymore, only really like his cover of Depeche Mode's 'Personal Jesus'.

What do you have against the guy anyway?

I'm sorry, I was just quoting one of the more nontraditional Catholics, you see him on TV a lot (I think his first name is Peter). Sorry if I offended you.

BTW, thanks for waving hello at my Archbishop yesterday!

[roserougesang]

Re: BANNED MUSIC for Teens - List it Here

Aren't they more rounded at the end rather than pointy? Though honestly, you True Christians have dirtier minds than us Unsaved ones.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: BANNED MUSIC for Teens - List it Here

Actually a flagellum is defined as:
"a whip-like appendage which is the organ of locomotion of a motile cell; in fungi two types can be distinguished: whiplash, with a smooth continuous surface, and tinsel, with the surface covered with mastigonemes (hair-like processes)"

In other words, it's long, pointy, hairy, and projects from your body. Sounds like a tallywhacker to me.

[RossDLtn]

Re: BANNED MUSIC for Teens - List it Here

Jesus did practice censorship, and so do I.

...and apparently you just recently got censored.

[roserougesang]

Re: BANNED MUSIC for Teens - List it Here

Actually a flagellum is defined as:
"a whip-like appendage which is the organ of locomotion of a motile cell; in fungi two types can be distinguished: whiplash, with a smooth continuous surface, and tinsel, with the surface covered with mastigonemes (hair-like processes)"

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: BANNED MUSIC for Teens - List it Here

This is a Baptist church forum, not Craig's List. We don't want to know where you'd stick your "fagellum," so please don't inform us. Thank you.

[roserougesang]

Re: BANNED MUSIC for Teens - List it Here

We need to find this Marilyn Manson...Once I see him or her, bring his or her arse over here so I can give that bastard or bitch a piece of my mind or flagellum.

Marilyn Manson is a he, his real name is actually Brian Warner. His stage name is a combination of Marilyn Monroe and Charles Manson. As for his music, I'm not that fond of it anymore, only really like his cover of Depeche Mode's 'Personal Jesus'.

What do you have against the guy anyway?

[Father Thomas Martin]

Re: BANNED MUSIC for Teens - List it Here

Shouldn't Marylin Manson be on this list as well?

We need to find this Marilyn Manson...Once I see him or her, bring his or her arse over here so I can give that bastard or bitch a piece of my mind or flagellum.

[sephy26946]

Re: BANNED MUSIC for Teens - List it Here

Jesus did practice censorship, and so do I.

[Ixi]

Re: BANNED MUSIC for Teens - List it Here

Shouldn't Marylin Manson be on this list as well?

*sigh* I love Marylin Manson, his music rocks and he is adorable. And the Beatles were awesome too.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: BANNED MUSIC for Teens - List it Here

This is some music I listen to that LBC would ban for Teens.

That's only a small portion of the bands I listen to.

I like some of your bands - I've edited your list to add some of my faves that they probably would also not approve of. As you can see, my taste is rather eclectic.
And that's only a small fraction of my music collection.

Was there any point whatsoever to either of your posts, or were they both just to show off how much awful tuneless crap the pair of you two listen to? I mean, it's hard to imagine how anything could be more boring than a thread where people just drone on endlessly about the music they like listening to. We might as well start a thread for people to yammer on about all the beer they drink while we're at it.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: BANNED MUSIC for Teens - List it Here

This is some music I listen to that LBC would ban for Teens.




1. Big Bad Voodoo Daddy
2. Squirrel Nut Zippers
3. Adrian Belew
4. They Might Be Giants
5. Edith Paif
6. Red Hot Chili Peppers
7. Tori Amos
8. MC5
9. Golden Earring
10. Ladysmith Black Mambazo
11. Afro Celt Sound System
12. Mickey Hart
13. Portishead
14. Burning Spear
15. Phillip Glass
16. Billy Joel
17. Bon Jovi
18. AC/DC
19. Brian Eno
20. Humble Pie
21. Mother's Finest
22. Coyote Run
23. Spiral Rhythm
24. Black Sabbath
25. Ozzy Osbourne
26. Django Reinhardt
27. John Coltrane
28. Prince
29. Janis Joplin
30. Velvet Undergorund
31. Joan Baez
32. Long John Baldry
33. Charles Mingus
34. Thelonius Monk
35. Earth, Wind & Fire
36. John Mayall
37. JJ Cale
38. James McMurtry
39. Mott the Hoople
40. Fuel
41. Pet Shop Boys
42. John Prine
43. Beck
44. Jethro Tull
45. Joan Jett & The Blackhearts
46. Journey
47. Led Zeppelin
48. The Clash
49. The Sex Pistols
50. Saffire - the Uppity Blues Women
51. Jeff Buckley
52. Nina Simone
53. Men Without Hats
54. Papa Roach
55. Pink Floyd
56. Steel Pulse
57. Ten Years After
58. U2
59. Peter Tosh
60. Traffic
61. Stevie Nicks
62. Wilco
63. Uncle Tupelo
64. UB40
65. Bob Marley
66. Elton John
67. Black Uhuru
68. Weird Al Yankovich
69. White Snake
70. Yes
71. Edgar Winter
72. Blues Traveler
73. Michelle Shocked
74. ZZ Top
75. Warren Zevon
76. Neil Young
77. Vanilla Fudge
78. 10,000 Maniacs
79. Weezer
80. Alice Cooper
81. Buena Vista Social Club
82. Paul Butterfield
83. Canned Heat
84. Aerosmith
85. Leonard Cohen
86. The Chenical Brothers
87. Collective Soul
88. Cream
89. Black Crows
90. Depeche Mode
91. Dixie Chicks
92. Blue Oyster Cult
93. Little Village
94. Allman Brothers
95. Charlie Daniel's Band
96. Jimmy Hendrix Experience
97. Doors
98. The The
99. Dire Straits
100. Elvis Costello




That's only a small portion of the bands I listen to.

I like some of your bands - I've edited your list to add some of my faves that they probably would also not approve of. As you can see, my taste is rather eclectic.
And that's only a small fraction of my music collection.