[cameronneverly]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

Recolonizing scriptures?

My bad. Recognizing scriptures.

[JC's_Favorite]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

I knew there were penises in that game! Atheists want all children raped. It's so sad! That's why we need Jesus! Thanks for sharing this! I also really enjoyed your link about how to properly abuse my children. My little whore daughter tried to wear a skirt that bore her ankles. That's how they get raped! So I beat her into submission. When she got out of the hospital, she swore she'd never wear such a slutty thing again. God bless child abuse!

[Steph Leia]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

I knew there were penises in that game! Atheists want all children raped. It's so sad! That's why we need Jesus! Thanks for sharing this! I also really enjoyed your link about how to properly abuse my children. My little whore daughter tried to wear a skirt that bore her ankles. That's how they get raped! So I beat her into submission. When she got out of the hospital, she swore she'd never wear such a slutty thing again. God bless child abuse!

Hello!

Why don't you check out the introduction forum, so that we all can get to know you? Make a thread there and tell us all about yourself!

[JC's_Favorite]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

OMHisHoliness! I was just watching Bill O'Reilly on Fox news and did you know what he said? HOMOGAYS made Minecraft! That explains the penises! They created this sinful game to make children want to put penises in their mouths! Sick.

And if that wasn't bad enough. Their also MUSLIM HOMOGAYS!!! They onlyl way to win the game is to build a giant mosque and blow up a nearby building! Sick Atheist terrist homogays. Sick.

Praise to Jesus!!!!!!!!!!

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

I knew there were penises in that game! Atheists want all children raped. It's so sad! That's why we need Jesus! Thanks for sharing this! I also really enjoyed your link about how to properly abuse my children. My little whore daughter tried to wear a skirt that bore her ankles. That's how they get raped! So I beat her into submission. When she got out of the hospital, she swore she'd never wear such a slutty thing again. God bless child abuse!

Ummm...who are you?

[PopeLover101]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

I believe that this *** potty language removed *** statement you have made is invalid!
This game isnt "mocking" god or promoting porn!
The walking "Penises" that you claim are all around the game were accidentally created (They are pigs that got rotated upwards who now stand on 4 legs).
Minecraft uses blocks because its promotes easy building for players and its also extremely difficult to make life like items in a sand box style game.
Please read the articles on the follow websites, unless you love satan , then dont read.

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[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

I believe that this *** potty language removed *** statement you have made is invalid!
This game isnt "mocking" god or promoting porn!
The walking "Penises" that you claim are all around the game were accidentally created (They are pigs that got rotated upwards who now stand on 4 legs).
Minecraft uses blocks because its promotes easy building for players and its also extremely difficult to make life like items in a sand box style game.
Please read the articles on the follow websites, unless you love satan , then dont read.

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We are very tolerant here at Landover, but profanity is not allowed. We are a family-friendly website!

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Des]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

I believe that this censored statement you have made is invalid!
This game isnt "mocking" god or promoting porn!
The walking "Penises" that you claim are all around the game were accidentally created (They are pigs that got rotated upwards who now stand on 4 legs).
Minecraft uses blocks because its promotes easy building for players and its also extremely difficult to make life like items in a sand box style game.
Please read the articles on the follow websites, unless you love satan , then dont read.

http://www.loonwatch.com/2011/05/dutch-catholic-priest-pedophilia-endorsement-shocks-church/

http://books.google.com/books?id=oTa...page&q&f=false

Are we supposed to believe that the pigs 'evolved' into a different color, too? And if this game is not pixelated porn, how do you explain it having a hardcore mode?

I'm on to you, you papist pedophile. You want to lure more children into a life of depravity so you'll have more young bums to bugger.

[PopeLover101]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

The pigs didn't evolve to get the green coler, when the coding error occurred the game creators decided to keep it but change the cookie so it wasn't obvious. The game has the hard core mode because it makes the game harder than the hard difficulty, when you die in hard core mode then you can not respawn, just like the almighty god had intended. So if you mock the games hardcore mode, you mock gods plans.

[PopeLover101]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

Guys, your judging this game as though Satan himself made it. The creator of the game is a Christian! He lives good just like all of us. You should play the game before judging it! I have played for 5 years now and I have been serving my church for 4 years! Iam an alter boy, a member of my churches food drive program, I help out the priests and I help teach a religion class! I love minecraft and I recommend the game to anyone who wants to stimulate their mind and entertain their soul!

[Des]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

The game has the hard core mode because it makes the game harder than the hard difficulty, when you die in hard core mode then you can not respawn, just like the almighty god had intended. So if you mock the games hardcore mode, you mock gods plans.

Wrong, sodomite! You've just proven that you are no Christian, not even a false one.

Genesis 1:28 And God blessed them, and God said vnto them, Be fruitfull, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it, and haue dominion ouer the fish of the sea, and ouer the foule of the aire, and ouer euery liuing thing that mooueth vpon the earth.

Genesis 9:7 And you, be ye fruitfull, and multiply, bring foorth aboundantly in the earth, and multiply therein.

God orders us to spawn, aka be fruitful and multiply. The game designer then spits in God's face with his hardcore porn setting and does the opposite of God's will by making the penises not spawn. He is the God mocker, and you mock God as well by defending this sick degenerate.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

...I am an alter boy...I help teach a religion class...

Who either doesn't know how to spell "altar" or is one of those "transexuals" the True Christians™ have dreams nightmares about.

Jesus wants you to come clean wow even that sounds dirty in this context.

James 5:16 "Confess your faults one to another, and pray one for another, that ye may be healed. The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much."

[DevilsAdvocate]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

You are the dumbest <ungodly references to fornication removed> I've ever been in contact with you know that?

[Didymus Much]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

You are the dumbest <ungodly references to fornication removed> I've ever been in contact with you know that?

1) Who are you speaking to? It would be much clearer who you're addressing if you'd learn to use the "Quote" button (in the bottom right of each post).

2) Say "Hi" to your mom, will you? Thanks.

[Nigel Covington]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

Brothers & Sisters,

It pains my heart to see so many sweet, innocent children today playing the devil's game Minecraft. Parents have no idea how harmful this game is to a child's soul and their future well being. Recently this article appeared and I wanted to share it since it supports everything the good folks at Landover Baptist Church have claimed. Please remove any Minecraft games in your home as well as all signs of Minecraft from your child's bedroom and destroy them. Only then can you provide your child a safe path to a fulfilling life. God bless, Nigel