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  • #16
    Re: BIBLE FIGHT: a Decent Christian Video Game for the Family!

    No wonder you're "on the lookout for wife #6". All the others left you for being a G0ddamn nazi!

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    • #17
      Re: BIBLE FIGHT: a Decent Christian Video Game for the Family!

      THIS IS A TERRIBLE GAME!!! YOU ARE DEFINITELY POSSESSED!! THIS GAME PROMOTES NOTHING BUT VIOLENCE AND MINDLESS ASSAULT!! DON'T TRY TO FEED THIS DEMONIC FILTH TO MY CHILDREN!!!

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      • #18
        Re: BIBLE FIGHT: a Decent Christian Video Game for the Family!

        Originally posted by Sir Flink View Post
        THIS IS A TERRIBLE GAME!!! YOU ARE DEFINITELY POSSESSED!! THIS GAME PROMOTES NOTHING BUT VIOLENCE AND MINDLESS ASSAULT!! DON'T TRY TO FEED THIS DEMONIC FILTH TO MY CHILDREN!!!
        If you have an opinion, kindly support it with Holy Scripture. Otherwise, I suggest you read more and post less. Like, a lot less. Maybe even not at all.

        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • #19
          Re: BIBLE FIGHT: a Decent Christian Video Game for the Family!

          Originally posted by Sir Flink View Post
          THIS IS A TERRIBLE GAME!!! YOU ARE DEFINITELY POSSESSED!! THIS GAME PROMOTES NOTHING BUT VIOLENCE AND MINDLESS ASSAULT!! DON'T TRY TO FEED THIS DEMONIC FILTH TO MY CHILDREN!!!

          Presumably, judging by the name you have chosen to regale us with, you are some kind of godless English aristocrat. Perhaps you should acquaint yourself with the events of the last 240 years or so, vis a vis US/British relations. We got tired of you people trying to lord your uppity class opinions over us and so we threw you out and later turned England into a client state. Since then, we have saved you repeatedly and this disrespect is what we get in return. Well, that's a fine kettle of fish.

          I imagine you are a Church of England idol worshipper, rather than a Christian. Be advised, we have no truck with the Pope of Rome and we have no truck with the English pope likewise.
          God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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          • #20
            Re: BIBLE FIGHT: a Decent Christian Video Game for the Family!

            Thank you, Brother Alvin, for keeping people like "Sir" Fink in his place. Can you imagine the uproar if we went on to her website - www.effetelimpwristedbrits.co.uk or whatever - and disrupted the discussion?

            I have tried this game, to see if it is suitable for my children - now that the winter nights are drawing in, they are spending less time in the sea - but I just can't get the hang of it. I see that it was originally recommended by Pastor Jim, though, so I guess it's okay.
            Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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            • #21
              Re: BIBLE FIGHT: a Decent Christian Video Game for the Family!

              "Videogames are evil! Unless they support our agenda.."

              Sounds like liberals tbh.


              "The black man was shot by the police! Ignore the white man that got shot as well because the black man supports our agenda..."

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              • #22
                Re: BIBLE FIGHT: a Decent Christian Video Game for the Family!

                Originally posted by Scoutman03 View Post
                "Videogames are evil! Unless they support our agenda.."

                Sounds like liberals tbh...
                Points out a fallacy.


                Only to Trump it.

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                • #23
                  Re: BIBLE FIGHT: a Decent Christian Video Game for the Family!

                  This game is purely evil, maligning the holy characters and leading the society into porn and adult content with the name of Bible is totally unexpected. We should condemn and protest these things, God will be with us.

                  Holy Christ

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                  • #24
                    Re: BIBLE FIGHT: a Decent Christian Video Game for the Family!

                    you know this game was a joke, right?

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