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  • #2431
    Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
    Very good! That sentence makes perfect sense!

    Yes, I have!

    Do you have any you'd like to share? Perhaps after you introduce yourself, we can hear them!

    The men of Landover Baptist like to share their jokes HERE. You should not read them, but if your care-giver has a husband with a sense of humor, he might enjoy them.


    my caregiver beats me everyday for being a gay sex loving homosexual female :'( . to answer your statement, no my father only laughs in the faces of people with a literal, good working, mind. my examples being: Gays, Atheists, and everyone but religious people. I hate my father, he is such an idiot for loving fictional gods such as "god" and "jesus". my father deserves to be in prison for being a baka :'(
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    • #2432
      Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

      Originally posted by GayGayAndGay View Post
      my caregiver beats me everyday for being a gay sex loving homosexual female :'( .
      I see he loves you very much, and loves Jesus even more (as it should be; Matthew 10:37)!

      This is a good thing!

      Surely you don't want to spend eternity in the fiery pits of Hell, the tortured plaything of Satan himself. If you have any independent thought left, you'll want your name solidly written in the Book of Life. Only in this way can you be invite into Heaven, live in a big home, and spend all your days and night in what must only be as grand as a never-ending church service, singing and praising without end!

      Come join us! Today is a great day for Redemption!
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • #2433
        Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

        Originally posted by Elmer G. White View Post
        Darling Sinner,

        I suppose with the three identical surnames you must be referring to Jason Gay, Enola Gay and Joseph Louis Gay-Lussac? You are probably a combination of their qualities, able to run for cover very quickly when things get heated because of some basic physics.

        Or are you referring to the fact that we shouldn't admire and be deceived by your gay appareil and give you privileges based on the colorful appearance?

        James 2:2-4
        For if there come unto your assembly a man with a gold ring, in goodly apparel, and there come in also a poor man in vile raiment; And ye have respect to him that weareth the gay clothing, and say unto him, Sit thou here in a good place; and say to the poor, Stand thou there, or sit here under my footstool: Are ye not then partial in yourselves, and are become judges of evil thoughts?

        Please, let me tell you that you can't run for cover when Jesus releases His Wrath upon this Earth (Reveleation 21:1) and the slaughter of sinners will make the Enola Gay incident seem like a minor skirmish. You won't be under His footstool but much deeper, actually. You can discuss this with Mr. Gay-Lussac while the heat and pressure of the gases surrounding you increase in perfect concert with the law he discovered!

        Yours in Christ,

        Elmer
        no im just a homosexual vagina loving woman
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        • #2434
          Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

          Originally posted by GayGayAndGay View Post
          no im just a homosexual vagina loving woman
          With the right [ie, Biblical] approach, you too can learn to be ashamed of your vagina and use it only for the procreation of Soldiers for Christ, just like God intends!
          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • #2435
            Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

            Originally posted by GayGayAndGay View Post
            no im just a homosexual vagina loving woman
            what does your fat, slopping pie have to do with this terrible game?
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • #2436
              Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

              I'm going to look at both sides objectively, and I don't care if it gets me banned.

              First off, both sides of the coins are being complete bigots about this subject. Gamers, it doesn't matter how much you yell, they on't change their viewpoint. And Christians, your dealing with a big time company, and your a small group of people, TF2 is not being banned. Along with that, even if its was banned, its online, their's already thousands of pirated versions floating around, these things just don't go away anymore.


              Now excuse me while I go reply to all the death threats and bans you will send me.

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              • #2437
                Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                Originally posted by SomeRadnomGuy View Post
                I'm going to look at both sides objectively, and I don't care if it gets me banned.

                First off, both sides of the coins are being complete bigots about this subject. Gamers, it doesn't matter how much you yell, they on't change their viewpoint. And Christians, your dealing with a big time company, and your a small group of people, TF2 is not being banned. Along with that, even if its was banned, its online, their's already thousands of pirated versions floating around, these things just don't go away anymore.

                Now excuse me while I go reply to all the death threats and bans you will send me.
                Mr. Radnom,

                Sadly, your post contains some truth. While we continue preaching warnings for the uneducated masses, they refuse to listen. Frankly, it is no surprise for us as one of the Prophets knew it was going to be this way.

                Jeremiah 6:10
                To whom shall I speak, and give warning, that they may hear? behold, their ear is uncircumcised, and they cannot hearken: behold, the word of the LORD is unto them a reproach; they have no delight in it.

                Still, we must persist. Every soul won over for Jesus produces an infine amount of Joy and Pleasure in the Everlasting Life of Heaven.

                Perhaps you are that person!



                Yours in Christ,

                Elmer
                2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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                • #2438
                  Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                  Originally posted by SomeRadnomGuy View Post
                  . Now excuse me while I go reply to all the death threats and bans you will send me.
                  Young man, just how old are you?

                  Death threats? Really? You will note that this website has an age limit of 18.

                  This means none is going to go all 'Gamer's Gate' and get all bent out of shape about a woman voicing her opinion on the Inter Nets.

                  YIC

                  ABE: unless she is attempting to to teach, obviously. That anger's Holy Jesus significantly.

                  1st Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
                  1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                  Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                  Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                  • #2439
                    Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                    Sorry Dr. Niles, i did not mean to offend you. I wa talking about the gamers when I said the death threats. Not the Christians, hopefully that clears it up.

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                    • #2440
                      Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                      Originally posted by SomeRadnomGuy View Post
                      Sorry Dr. Niles, i did not mean to offend you. I wa talking about the gamers when I said the death threats. Not the Christians, hopefully that clears it up.

                      Thank you for clearing that up. I personally wouldn't harm a single thing the Bible didn't tell me to.
                      Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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                      • #2441
                        Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                        This is all untrue. The lines are not meant to be taken the way you interpret them, the Soldier is (a) not homosexual, the black character is his best friend, (b) he is more american than most of us are, and (c) he is portrayed as a brick-head which is why he would claim something so ridiculous. Valve and Gabe Newell are not the devil, they are just expressing creativity and using a medium to display it. This game is not anti-american, anti-christian or homosexual, and while it is violent and swears your son is 15 he should be able to handle that by now. BTW it's 2016 stop acting like homosexuality is evil, you're on the wrong side of history, I myself am Bisexual and I was very upset over how rude you were.

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                        • #2442
                          Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                          Originally posted by kittenslayer View Post
                          This is all untrue. The lines are not meant to be taken the way you interpret them, the Soldier is (a) not homosexual, the black character is his best friend, (b) he is more american than most of us are, and © he is portrayed as a brick-head which is why he would claim something so ridiculous. Valve and Gabe Newell are not the devil, they are just expressing creativity and using a medium to display it. This game is not anti-american, anti-christian or homosexual, and while it is violent and swears your son is 15 he should be able to handle that by now. BTW it's 2016 stop acting like homosexuality is evil, you're on the wrong side of history, I myself am Bisexual and I was very upset over how rude you were.
                          Hi, and welcome to our friendly forums! I see you slay cats, the #1 choice of familiars for witches, and #3 animal choice for shapeshifting Jews to impersonate! I think you might find a home here if you can give up your icky personal habits of doing gay things with gay and straight people. Say, why don't you read through the thread before you post again. Your objections have been addressed and corrected. It'll save you some time, and you won't embarrass yourself so easily again.

                          Anyway, hello!

                          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                          • #2443
                            Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                            [QUOTE=BaseballMom67;623351


                            as you can see, they all are posed to look threatening (i guess that's what boys like these days)

                            i am bisexual and i feel that threatening partners make for a bad relationship also don't prosecute me because i am bisexual it is quite saddening

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                            • #2444
                              Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                              ummmmm seriously i am bisexual why are you being so hateful to all of us we are normal people

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                              • #2445
                                Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                                Originally posted by GodIsRighteous View Post
                                ummmmm seriously i am bisexual why are you being so hateful...
                                Telling you the truth about what the Bible says is "hateful" behaviour to you?

                                ...to all of us we are normal people
                                Who the Bible says God wants dead. That's a fact.

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